I’ve always said that Karlie Kloss, or as she prefers to be called, Taylor Swift’s life-sized Barbie, who was once owned by Taylor Swift and lived with Taylor Swift, in what could have been a weird sexual fetish, where Taylor put her Barbie up in her pussy, when she wasn’t brushing her Barbie’s hair, or dressing her Barbie, in a weird “I had no childhood, I was making country songs” weirdness that is Taylor Swift…..is the worst of the Victoria’s Secret models…because she was an actual model pushing 6 foot 3 and big as hell…not the kind of thing I’d want to see in lingerie ever…

Well, I stick to that, but would also like to add leggings to the mix, because ultimately I love leggings, but don’t really care to see Karlie Kloss in leggings…and that in and of itself is insanity…

I don’t know why she exists, but I know why Taylor Swift replaced her in some Toy Story storyline of getting herself some Tim Allen voiced toy, throwing away the Forrest Gump voiced toy…only the Victoria’s Secret model version…Rich people are fucked.

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Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll that she plays with on the regular…Karlie Kloss…is on the beach in Miami because it is Swim Week…

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

I don’t understand how she made it as a Lingerie or Swim model, she’s long and tall, sure, but that’s not what I want in my lingerie or swim models….it’s just weird looking…

I guess the only thing interesting about this is that Taylor Swift let her out of her cage to have a trip in Miami…what a nice Taylor Swift…despite being a demon from hell….

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I’m tire(d)

Karlie Kloss wants to know the position that she likes to get in for Taylor Swift when she Taylor is in the mood to stare at pussy before eating it out….because she likes to see bitches she treats like a barbie struggle before making them cum….or maybe this is why Karlie Kloss does to try to get Taylor to notice her amongst all her other groupie sluts who are stealing the attention she once had for Karlie in her weird sexual deviant weirdness…WEIRD….

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No matter how big of a production budget they put into Karlie Kloss fashion shoots…she’s still so fucking boring.

The only thing interesting about her is that she was sold by Victoria’s Secret to Taylor Swift in some marketing endorsement deal that helped increase her profile as a promo model, from being a fashion model, because she’s tall as fuck…but also boring as fuck…

So even with the best photographers, and pyrotechnics, she’s still better suited as Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll…that lived in her house, dressed in outfits laid out for her, and did what she said because her career depended on it…she was a hired and contractually obligated…because that’s how these puppets work.

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In fascinating news you should try to masturbate to…the tyrant, psycho, ego, coddled and super rich despite being so fucking boring…Taylor Swift….has thrown her real life Barbie doll in the trash….and that her and Karlie Kloss are no more because they fought over a boy or some bullshit….

She may be been the hired friend, to give Taylor credibility as a real person with real friends who do real things like get togethers and Thanksgiving parties….but she’s a fucking mooch who was using Taylor Swift for attention, to increase her profile and to get her jobs..

Because the world they live in is Transactional…and more interestingly…disgusting, vapid, self involved, materialistic…terrible…

The only fun thing about it is to see how far Taylor can push the mooches, can she dress them or tell them what to do and say…how much abuse can she put them through…and how far do they go before they crack…and how long before they crawl back to their god…

It’s creepy…and here are some pics of Karlie Kloss that are boring as fuck but for some reason I saved them to post…I guess because I have no taste…sounds about right.

Shitty pics – but she’s got long legs – right.

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I guess Taylor Swift let her real life Barbie Doll that she cultivated and plays dress up with and who is on call for Taylor Swift’s needs…because she had no childhood and now is richer than god…and some evil rich people create labs to create Robots to take over the world..this rich freak buys models to pretend to be her friend…but in order to keep things higher profile….she allows her to still work, because Taylor Swift can’t be seen with a normal…who isnt’ a model….I just wonder if Taylor Swift dresses her because when you soul your soul to the devil to increase your profile and reap the rewards of being her right hand…you gotta do what the crazy tyrant boss says….

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Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year.

This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won…

Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat..

MERRY CHRISTMAS..

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Karlie Kloss is the puppet used by Taylor Swift to relive her childhood that she gave up for her music career that makes her stupid money and that allows her to get real life models to play her barbie dolls that she makes live in her house and do weird sex acts with…because dolls do what they are told…

She’s actually the only Victoria’s Secret model who is actually a model…or tall enough to be a model….only the best for Taylor…..and now she is out showing nipple – cuz why not… I bet this is just Taylor’s puppet mastering….like “doll, go out there, show nipple, dance…stick this in your ass”…..in a “OMG THEY DO EVERYTHING I SAY – I’m SO RICH”…kind of way…weird.

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That said, here’s a boring, but expected to be boring because it is Candice Swanepoel baby picture…that unlike most baby pics….focuses on the only benefit of birthing…other than the possibility of having a spoiled entited social media / or virtual reality star child who gets naked on social media in 16 years…provided the world hasn’t exploded by then…

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