I wonder if this is the pose she goes in whenever Taylor Swift, the girl who “owns” her, is around, because Taylor Swift, being the powerful tycoon that she is, will allow other girls around her – as long as they are on their fucking heads…so that only the Queen Taylor can be upright…you know…in some egotistical, crazy rich celebrity, bow down for more me in Downward Dog because Yoga is so cute and trendy, kind of way…

Or maybe this is her training for the marathon oral sex sessions she has with Taylor Swift, you know this is her getting mind and body spiritually ready for their tantric experience…

Or maybe, this is the position Taylor Swift puts her in before they fist…and scissor…fist..and scissor….fist…and scissor..

Or maybe, she’s just doing the instagram Yoga Pose – so many girls do…

Either way, it’s not sexy….

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Karlie Kloss is the really fucking tall fashion model that Victoria’s Secret scooped up and made into a Victoria’s Secret model, even though historically they have always used girls with some body as their models, rather the overpowering freaks you see on Fashion show runways…

I guess they had a reason for that. Maybe they owed someone a favor. Maybe they were trying to claim to be fashion instead of shit quality while trash, suburban mall shit, made in the sweatshops of China…that they actually are…it’s all marketing…

I will say that they weren’t really capable of making this one ever look sexy to me…but they shouldn’t feel bad about it, because either did Nike with this campaign…

She’s no Iza Goulart…

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You know Karlie Kloss as the outcast Victoria’s Secret model. The socially awkward, weird looking one with no real body who is potentially having sex with Taylor Swift…

She’s obscure, awkward, tall and skinny, and despite loving tall and skinny, I find her sex appeal non existent..…

She’s the one who came out of the fashion world and who everyone says “what the fuck is that”…but who makes a ton of fucking money being “what the fuck is that”….because I guess she’s good at it…and owns it and if you have what was probably considered a birth defect being a 6 foot 5 tall woman..worked out for her…like Downs Syndrome worked for Chris Burke…

And for some reason, I think she looks great in these Vogue pics…

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Here’s a Karlie Kloss for Victoria’s Secret scent commercial that I am posting because I like giving Victoria’s Secret free advertising, you see they aren’t paying me for this shit, if anything, they will email me asking me to take down their pics because that’s just the kind of evil empire they are…

Well the good news is that I am only posting it because Karlie Kloss is fucking weird looking and even when half naked…she’s weird looking…an even when she’s doing the reverse birthing process with Taylor Swift’s tongue…in a shove it as far as you can in me….she’s weird looking…and here’s the commercial anyway…

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Karlie Kloss is the weirdo looking, freakishly tall Victoria’s Secret model, who is an actual model and supposed to be freakishly tall and weird looking…because historically that is what fashion models are…but for some reason Victoria’s Secret scooped her up, and I guess so did Taylor Swift…and here she is posing in lingerie with her long legs, you probably wouldn’t really like in person, because women who are double your size are scary.

The good news for me is that I don’t leave my house, I don’t run in Karlie Kloss’ circles and even if I did, I wouldn’t like her, but she takes a good pic and that thigh high is pretty fucking erotic…if you’re into legs…which you aren’t, you amputee fucking weirdo.

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Karlie Kloss is hands down my least favorite Victoria’s Secret model..she’s really freakishly tall and really freakishly skinny and weird looking and she totally freaks me the fuck out when walking the runway…but for some reason seeing her bending over like this is probably the best she’s seen her…it’s her money shot, her peak, the best she’s ever done…this is her breakthrough…or maybe I am just a little too into seeing girls bending over so I can surprise attack them….

Who know…but more importantly, who fucking cares.

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Karlie Kloss is some 7 foot tall model who would be convenient to use to get things off a high shelf or even to use as shoulders to prop yourself onto at a concert so you can see over the crowd if she had enough strength in her to support your weight from all that starvation these models do….

She’s posing in Self Service magazine, and I think you can see nipples, especially if you have a good imagination…and nerd vision that sees nipples in everything…

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Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2….and I would not mind inspecting every inch of her with my flaccid penis…just smearing it all over her hoping it triggers some sensation in an otherwise dead organ. Thanks high blood pressure, diabetes, drinking, and living the good life…and if that doesn’t work, I can always recruit her for the DrunkenStepfather Charity Beach Volleyball league, training involves getting my 5 foot 6 ass shit off the high shelf in the kitchen and changing lightbulbs for me without a ladder while I talk dirty…”Oh yeah girl, screw that in, you like reaching don’t you, you like that you can dunk a basketball on regulation net like Miami Heat, while wearing heels, you genetically modified food eating monster….”…cuz in case you haven’t left the house in years, girls are tall as fuck now, with legs that excite me.

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