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2012

18

Oct

Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld, Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski Office Erotica for Self Service of the Day

I don’t know who is who in this shoot…I just know the models are Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld , Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski and they are giving me fucking boners…I don’t know if it is because I never worked in an office and was more of a warehouse rat who would always see the nicely dressed ladies who ignore me in the halls…and would jerk off thinking about it on my 15 minute break….or maybe it is because all this virtual office, casual friday, working from home, womens equal rights, sexual harrassment…just makes wanting to have an office far less appealing…I blame the fact that I can’t legally fuck my secretary up the ass while drunk on scotch for my failed life….but this fashion shoot…brings out the fantasy of better times….I dig it….probably cuz they are babes….office erotica for the win.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Daphne Groeneveld|Hilary Rhoda|Karlie Kloss

2012

26

Sep

Karlie Kloss Titties in Latex for Numero of the Day


Karlie Kloss was in last year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show….where she was promoted as their new face…where they did a spotlight on her…even though she’s been in the game for a while…and everyone got mad at how skinny and not busty she was…serious hate was propogated….exceept from me…cuz I love skinny girls…and small lovely tits…

Now I don’t know if she was fired by Victoria’s Secret since her trial run was a failure, you know her probationary period was a flop, you know that things just didn’t work out…..

But I do know she’s shooting softcore latex fetish porn for a fashion magazine that is marketing this smut as fashion…and I fucking love it.

Posted in:Karlie Kloss|NSFW

2012

11

Jul

Karlie Kloss Naked Ass in Vogue US of the Day

Karlie Kloss is a model, but then again who isn’t a fucking model. I seems like every girl I know is a model, thinks she is a model, acts like a model, or poses like a model for her facebook profile/instagram, that the whole model thing is getting boring, and I’m more into girls who aren’t models, the good old scared of the camera kind of insecure pussy you can really take advantage of and who I can hang out with and not get annoyed of all the fucking picture taking, because not everything needs to be documented, and bitch, you’re not hot enough to justify using all that film up, oh right, we don’t have film anymore, and that’s the fucking problem with this photo revolution, it’s the accessibility of the shit making everyone a model and photographer cuz it is free but still no one willing to send me fucking nudes…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2012

05

Apr

Karlie Kloss Skinny for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Karlie Kloss is a SKINNY AS FUCK, RIPPED, LITTLE IMPLANTED BITCH WHO HAS POSED TOPLESS ….that Victoria’s Secret pretended was their new find last Fashion show, even though she’s been doing runway and big scale campaigns for fucking ever….because Victoria’s Secret is a corporate evil scamming billion dollar empire that mistreats models willing to get naked for half the pay they give them, but not getting them naked, giving them egos and ruining it for the fucking rest of us…Bastards…

Here’s Karlie in the Victoria’s Secret bullshit….


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2012

16

Jan

Karlie Kloss for Numero of the Day

Karlie Kloss was the featured model in the Victoria’s Secret fashion show….who they played up as the Victoria’s Secret virgin they pulled out of the mid-west and offered to launch her like she was a tribal village dwelling Brazilian they bought for 2 donkeys and a bag of beads like Adriana Lima…but the truth is, her skinny frame, that wasn’t build for modeling lingerie, but that was build for modeling eating disorder campaign pamphlets to hand out to high school girls….was a model before…part of an agency, doing fashion runway shit and covers of fashion magazines, and here she is in a photoshoot video for Numero….I didn’ watch it…but it may be hot…who knows…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2011

06

Dec

Karlie Kloss Not Naked in Numéro #129 of the DAy

The other day I posted some naked pics of Karlie Kloss because the Victoria’s Secret infomercial made a big deal about “discovering” her….even though she’s been a model for a while….and even though she’s built skinny as fuck and not really what you’d want to see in a titty model…unless you’re me…cuz you hate fat chicks….ever since you married one…and even the smallest little bit of fat brings horrible memories of wiping my diabetic wife’s shit off her ass cuz she can’t always reach….because the 5 pounds is the gateway poundage to obesity…

Well she did some more pics, and after the success and hate she got in the last post, I figured I’d give you more reason to shit on her….and that reason is that she’s not naked for fashion…what a jerk.

Posted in:Karlie Kloss

2011

01

Dec

Karlie Kloss Naked Victoria’s Secret Tits for Vogue Italia of the DAy

Karlie Kloss is the talk of the town thanks to Victoria’s Secret shitty informercial fashion show….People are ripping her apart for being too skinny and disgusting….or ripping Victoria’s Secret apart for acting like they found her in Walmart, when reality is she’s been in high fashion for a while….but more interestingly enough…she gets naked for fashion like in this shoot for Vogue Italia where you can see her big old tits perfect to be shoved into a push up bra…all padded to look like D-Cups…cuz that’s what millions of dollars in product development do to a set of tit….and here are the vagina-less pics….of her looking hot enough, skinny enough, and fit enough for me…

Posted in:Karlie Kloss