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2021

08

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Tits Out of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is a 26 year old model who has been amazing and big lipped model for at least the last 10 years, which probably sounds perverted, a hot model got her start at 16…well apparenly she got her start in 2010, which would have made her 15….remember the fashion industry is fucking perverted….

She’s Dutch, which clearly means she’s more than just wooden clogs, windmills, tulips and farting on your significant other after trapping her under the sheets….DUTCH OVEN shits….

She’s worked with countless brands, upscale brands, and I have no idea what this is for, but I’m glad her titties are out, because I’ve thought she was hot for as long as I’ve known she existed, since she is hot….I just tend to forget she exists until titty photoshoots like this come out and I go…”right, Daphne Groeneveld, she’s good”….because she is…

In this shoot she has her tits out, her ass out, some tanlines, pretty top fucking notch, I have no idea what it is for, but I’ll assume some piece of shit lawyer will email me trying to extort money out of me for posting them, even though this is original commentary motherfucker….MY ART….is to write jokes that don’t really seem like jokes about model tits…but if you kind of look at the whole existence of the site…there’s no doubt it’s one massive joke..



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2019

06

Dec

Daphne Groeneveld Bikini of the Day

I rememeber when Daphne Groeneveld first started getting attention when she was barely 18….she had already been in the model industry for 4-5 years at the time…meaning at 15 when she was just a tween in her native land of the Netherlands…some fucking creeps were like “she’s tall enough, strip her down, put her in some overpriced garbage no one needs, and make all of us a lot of money”….

It was not legal for you to take pictures of under 18 year olds posed they way she was often posted, but it was ok for fashion to do it….no one got arrested…if anything…people just got rich….

She is in a bikini at 25 years old, I figure I’ll post it for old times, even though I don’t think she’s done all that much in the last 7 years….because bikini pics are enough to old fucks like me….

Check out all them coconuts.

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2017

16

Nov

Daphne Groeneveld is Amazing of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is Amazing

I have been reporting every nipple I see on social media – not because I don’t like nipples – but because I feel slighted by society because I was always about FREEING THE NIPPLE – but I was never able to monetize it because advertisers called me porn – and now – all of a sudden it’s trendy and art and all these fuckers post their nipples – making my existence obsolete – because no one needs to go to one site that posts all the nipples – but rather they can just go to instagram, zuckerberg monopolizing on EVERYTHING…fuck that guy…

So this may or may not be a nipple from instagram of a model named Daphne Groeneveld who I find hot, but I’ve been told by people who know her that she’s pretty fucking weird looking in person…which makes sense..that face is like a muppet…and we don’t need to worry about her in person..it will never happen…so take in the pictures…right…right.

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2017

30

Oct

Daphne Groeneveld Titties of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld Titties

Daphne Groeneveld is a model I like, but who is apparently a model who is really fucking weird looking in person, but as I’ve realized over the years, I don’t care about what models look like in person, I am never around models in person, I don’t care about what influencers, or sluts on instagram look like in person, I care about how photogenic they are, or how good they are at being photoshopped, you see I don’t leave my house if I don’t have to – and I really don’t have to…and I get to stare at tits on the social media feed all day…making it really irrelevant if these women are even human….just keep feeding me that content.

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but it’s good enough to me.

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2017

27

Oct

Daphne Groeneveld Hot Model of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld Hot Model

Daphne Groeneveld is hot, I’ve been told by people who know her or who have seen her in person that she isn’t as hot in person, you know all big faced, big features, like you’d expect from a Dutch woman, but I like the look and I’m not about to be anywhere she is ever, so her done up in pics is good enough for me, I’d rather not see that she actually looks like some dopey big faced, big lipped freak bobble head…you know it takes away from the “she’s so interesting”…

She’s 22, started working in fashion 7 years ago, you do the math…yes, again the Fashion industry disguised as luxury, is corrupt weird and perverted…she’s gone onto work with ever brand ever, she’s been in magazines, and this is a shoot for who the fuck cares, because you can see her nipples.

I believe in her.

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2017

04

Aug

Daphne Groeneveld Hot in Daily Front Magazine of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is some model from Holland, she’s been around since the 2010s, and I guess has made a career out of this, and by career I mean found a rich guy to support her, but I could be wrong.

She’s weird faced, but I like it, probably freakish in person, but I like it, and she’s topless in a magazine…

I generally don’t read interviews with models, but I read this one while I stole their pics…and learned that along with working out 5 days a week, she also….loves the Hamptons…Italy and her dad keeps all her magazine covers and it’s so cute….until she walks in on him jerking off to them…in an “I made this, let me fuck it’….kind of way…

Also…she wants to take more holidays…despite her life being a holiday as models work a day a month if they are lucky…slackers.

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2017

28

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Naked of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is a 22 year old Dutch Model, who like legal drugs and prostitution of her Netherlands roots, is lovely….

I’ve posted before, even earlier this week I posted her with Victoria’s Secret model TAYLOR HILL, who is terribly fucking boring, while this Daphne Groeneveld chick saved the fucking bikini paparazzi pics on a luxury yacht pic, because she’s fucking hot…

She’s done work with pretty much every brand / designer / you know real fucking fashion and I guess she’s trying to work her way into Victoria’s Secret since they still pay their promo model hookers, the business relies on the promo model hookers…and in doing her networking, like she was Stella Maxwell on Barbara Palvin’s dick, she’ll move in and take over…

But for now, she’s showing her awesome tits in a shoot I know nothing about beyond staring at her tits…and I like em.

Here she is from her vacation whoring…

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2017

26

Jul

Taylor Hill Overrated White Girl with hot Daphne Groeneveld Models on Yachts of the Day

Taylor Hill is a little boring…but she’s with Daphne Groeneveld who is hot…and I guess their rich and dialed in older boyfriends…because these yachts don’t come free…unless some shit got swindled hard in the negotiations that made the yacht company absorb the yacht cost to have two hot models on the yacht…but either way…whether rich dudes they fuck pay, or rich dudes who own the yacht are gifting cuz they want hot pussy on bikinis on the yacht…they are still hookers to me…and I guess my oopinion is the only one that matters since I am the only one here reading this…but not actually… it’s more being shat out of my mouth than anything really…

But this Daphne Groeneveld…she’s pretty amazing….I am that round ass…is amazing…and I love young girls with round assese…there just seem to be so many around..and I want to be best friends with ALL of them.

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2017

24

Jul

Daphne Groeneveld Hot for Harper’s Bazaar SPain of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is showing a portion of her nipples and I am sure no one cares but me…you see I have a real problem that involves doing posts about useless people, often times over paid people, who no one cares about…it’s my life work…and that in and of itself is pretty ridiculous…

She’s the kind of girl who is hot. She’s got this mouth…and overall look I dig…and I guess other people dig it, like rich people….who pay for her to be on their boat in bikinis…PROOF…

This is a photoshoot….from some obscure market Harper’s Bazaar…where she gets to maintain her place in the world as a hot model – who hangs out with rich people – for no reason besides being hot…

I am sure we’ve all seen her tits before….

Yes…we’ve seen her tits…which is really not saying much considering I’ve seen everyone’s tits on social media – even the girl who works at my local coffee shop…because girls are exhibitionist sluts and dream of being models…and sometimes..they are models…it’s all just nonsense….she’s good…

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2017

02

May

Daphne Groeneveld is So Good of the Day

Daphne Groeneveld is amazing, one of my favorite models of the week, not that that is saying anything, I have a short attention span and all these girls are pretty interchangeable, and there are so many slutty girls posting slutty pics, it’s hard to keep track of my favorites, I’m just drowning in hot slutty pics all day – everyday – it never ends…and that’s both a good thing because I am addicted to slutty pics…but a bad thing because it’s a huge distraction, a waste of time, and I guess like any addiction…except maybe an addiction to making money – not very rewarding…

One trend I’ve been noticing that’s great is the pantsless pics, no underwear, just ass…it’s that almost porn enough but still fashion that has been going around…

I like skinny girl booty being popped…so it’s about as magical as it gets for me….

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