Well this is some circus grade shit….I’m talking bitch on stilts doing a fucking dance…hoping for someone to either push her off to put her out of her misery, or throw a couple of quarters her way so that she can put it towards her college education so that she doesn’t need to humiliate herself on stilts….You know the kind of stilt walker working at the subway station ….only Karlie Kloss is not on stilts, these are her actual 6 foot something legs, in a pair of 40 inch inseam jeans, that have recently been launched, because thanks to hormones in the food, some girls are growing out lateral and disgusting like Kate Upton, while others are just tall skinny freaks…and as someone who loves me some long legs…I’m totally into this…as weird as it may be…because it’s not nearly as weird as other fetishes….likes being shit on, or paying girls to walk on live mice in heels….or whatever else is going on out there in this crazy internet influenced world….

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When you realize that Karlie Kloss is 6 foot 2 or 6 foot 6 in heels, rockin a size 12 foot, she kinda loses any and all sex appeal. You know, put her against a white wall, and she’s proportionate, has a great figure, long and lean, with little tits and legs for fucking days, but stand next to her, and you become a fraction of the man you are, her shoulders broader than yours. It’s like a Universal Stuidos optical illusion, but when you put things into perspective, those feet are the length of your fucking arm.

But lucky for her, none of us will ever be next to her in line at the grocery store, or put up against her in a Volleyball match, we just see her in pictures, sometimes with other tall freak women, and I think it’s better for all of us that way. It’s less of a horror movie and more of a, holy fuck those are some serious legs.

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Karlie Kloss is a bikini model…despite not having huge tits…and being amazingly skinny….just not skinny as this babe…but skinny enough for my liking…because skinny is a dying art form…thanks to all the shit in our food and all the shit food…hormones have gone nuts…and girls have gone curvy…and as much as I like big tits to play with and/or cum on…I am just far happier cumming on a thin frame…the way girls are supposed to be….

Fat is disgusting…and I know this first hand…as my wife is a diabetic I’m just waiting to have die off from her self destruction….so that I can go out and chase girls who look more like this…

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These pics are from earlier in the month and I am not entirely sure what she is shooting for…you know because they don’t tell me these things as I don’t matter….or maybe because they are scared I’m high risk of being a stalker and they like to keep stalkers out of the loop….or maybe just maybe they don’t know I exist…but there is one thing they can’t take away from my irrelevant existence and that is the ability to stare at her pics for of her thong ass for whatever this is…just as long as I want…and as creepily as I want…from the comfort of my own soiled couch….because you know what it works out better this way…because I am lazy….

These pics are hot..

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This is my second Karlie Kloss post today…I guess that means that either she’s on her hustle…grinding her little skinny body out as hard as she can to get as much coverage as possible….or that there’s little else going on in the world of half naked women….or that I have a creepy obsession with Karlie Kloss cuz she’s skinny and gets half naked for money…the kind of traits I look for in the women I want to mail evelopes of my semen to….

This shoot is for Muse magazine, it’s sexy….

Here’s the video…

And here are the semi erotic pics…a lot less awkward than her Victoria’s Secret swim pics….she is so versatile…

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Here’s skinny Karlie Kloss…Victoria’s Secret Angel….who was actually pretty successful prior to being recruited to Victoria’s Secret last year….to fill their American Model quota….because they can’t just exploit immigrants like a hotel chain or kitchen at a fancy restaurant…they have to pepper it with legitimate legal workers for fear that their evil mid-western Jewish owned but Christian friendly…I’m talking photoshopped vagina and nipples out of the half nakedness to avoid controversy in their door to door catalogs that might as well be porn based on how many bored husbands and teenage boys jerk off to it….cuz the women in their lives sure don’t look like this…..but we can dress them up like this….in a lipstick on a pig strategy that doesn’t really work but that makes the corporation 10 billion dollars a year in sales….

That said…here she is in a bikini for their Swim collection…I like her awkwardness….and silly hair…

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I am posting this because I haven’t been fucking raped, bombarded, alienated, and manipulated by Victoria’s Secret the last 3 weeks as they ramp up their Holiday advertising spend..I haven’t had enough of their half naked amazing looking models shoved down my throat in pictures…making me want to shove my dick down their throat in real life…leaving me with a printer out of ink and a dick full of paper cuts…from trying to make that happen….

The Victoria’s Secret goal…is that every fucking tree in America has at least one item from these evil motherfuckers…and the more they pump out girls like this half naked…the more likely that’s just what’s gonna happen…

This is Karlie Kloss..and if you’re wondering where she is today…her instagram says “Hello, Miami”….for art basel…now that I’ve planted the seed of your stalking…while Victoria’s Secret has planted the seed of your stocking with their stockings…..my job here is done…

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