I am posting this because I haven’t been fucking raped, bombarded, alienated, and manipulated by Victoria’s Secret the last 3 weeks as they ramp up their Holiday advertising spend..I haven’t had enough of their half naked amazing looking models shoved down my throat in pictures…making me want to shove my dick down their throat in real life…leaving me with a printer out of ink and a dick full of paper cuts…from trying to make that happen….

The Victoria’s Secret goal…is that every fucking tree in America has at least one item from these evil motherfuckers…and the more they pump out girls like this half naked…the more likely that’s just what’s gonna happen…

This is Karlie Kloss..and if you’re wondering where she is today…her instagram says “Hello, Miami”….for art basel…now that I’ve planted the seed of your stalking…while Victoria’s Secret has planted the seed of your stocking with their stockings…..my job here is done…

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