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2016

30

Sep

Karlie Kloss for Vogue Mexico in a Bra for Taylor Swift of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is Taylor Swift’s puppet. Her real life barbie doll, who lived in her house, even though she makes a couple million dollars a year, in what we consider some kind of weird sex cult that is Taylor Swift’s apartment – where they manipulate the whole fucking world into buying her bullshit – to think getting some model to do anything she tells them to do would be irresponsible….Taylor Swift is a predator…and Karlie Kloss her victim…who probably don’t even realize she’s a victim…

But who is showing nipples in a magazine…I think those are nipples..nipples that Taylor Swift probably allowed her to show after she has to ask for permission…rich people are weird…

Karlie Kloss isn’t that exciting looking…

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2016

19

Jan

Karlie Kloss Legs for Some Campaign of the Day

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Karlie Kloss probably likes to hear that she’s best known for being a fashion model, but she’s probably best known as a mall brand, commercial sell out model, because it’s good to be famous and well paid, while walking runways for pretentious brands doesn’t pay nearly enough or give that stamp of approval every girl wants.

I like to think of her as Taylor Swift’s real life Barbie Doll, who has been rumored to actually lives with her, which is typical of all models, they do that sugar baby thing, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood…likes having a barbie doll and friends…and these people don’t mind the attention they get….even if they are part of some weird rich person sex cult…

Doesn’t matter, here are her 6 foot tall legs in a campaign, I never found her erotic, not even when visualizing her scissoring Taylor Swift, and I don’t find her erotic in this campaign, but there are legs and legs are a fetish of mine..and this is about me…so here it is.

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2015

25

Nov

Karlie Kloss for WSJ of the Day

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Karlie Kloss is one of Taylor Swift’s life sized barbie dolls, who I guess is on payroll to hang with Taylor Swift and give the illusion that Taylor Swift has friends, because without this gang of models she surrounds herself with, that scream “I had no childhood, I am richer than god, I can buy people, and pay them their day rate, to sit on my couch”…because power hungry people are creepy….but less creepy when surrounded by models…even if what she does with them behind closed doors and under contract is…

I don’t know why, I dig this SpaceX head office photoshoot, maybe because Karlie Kloss has great legs, maybe because I know SpaceX and space mining is the beginning of the end of humanity which excites me…or maybe it is just the panties…it’s probably just the panties….

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2015

06

Aug

Karlie Kloss Delivering Glamour Issue of the Day

I generally hat these promo videos for magazines, award shows, pretty much any branded content to generate some buzz about their shit, now that the internet is one massive advertising unit, used to brain wash the already retarded people who consume this content. It’s like everything we are fed is marketing crap to us, but unlike TV before the internet, most of this branded, consume as much as you can, brain washing is done secretly…

I guess what it comes down to, is that 90 percent of the world is owned by a handful of people, and 90 percent of models are owned by Taylor Swift…

Karlie Kloss being one of the leaders in her “sisterhood”…”girl power”….bullshit..

Well, Karlie Kloss is in Glamour this month, and she participated in a viral video of her delivering issues of the magazine, like she was a delivery girl, and although not a revolutionary idea, it’s better than a being in studio idea, and I approve…

Here are the pics from Glamour..

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2015

24

Apr

Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift for Glamour of the Ay

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Karlie Kloss is or was Taylor Swift’s beard…who recently quit Victoria’s Secret because let’s face it, she’s a tall skinny runway model not built for lingerie and bikini, especially not lingerie and bikini for the average lingerie and bikini shopper at Victoria’s Secret, who we can all assume is obese as fuck…it’s the Mall life you know…

Well, since quitting, thanks to all the money she’s banked being Taylor Swift’s lover…she’s gone onto new horizons…that involve doing the exact same thing she did for Victoria’s Secret…only now for Fashion Magazine…good thing she’s moved on from that life…

Sidenote…Taylor Swift is also in Glamor next month…possibly the same issue…coincidence? Or controlling weirdo puppet master…trying to be a model…while fucking models…who knows…I just know she went onto say :

“What else is it when you have two boyfriends in one year and everyone’s calling you boy crazy, making jokes about you at awards shows? That’s public humiliation. And I don’t think it’s fair.”

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2015

20

Mar

Karlie Kloss in a Music Video of the Day

Karlie Kloss took time away from sitting on Taylor Swift’s face, assuming that she is the sitter, and not the one being sat on, which is actually a crazy thing to even think about, of course she’s the one being sat on like she was sybian or another sex toy, this is Taylor Swift we’re talking about, and she’s no lesbian who loves pussy, she’s just loves her pussy being eaten and Victoria’s Secret models doing the pussy eating is a power play so good for her self esteem…it’s like she knows how many guys want to bang an VS Model…and she’s got one that she calls her BFF, but that she really just owns..and I guess lends out to music videos to roll around in her panties…

The band is called CHIC….

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2015

24

Feb

Karlie Kloss Quit Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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The other day, Karlie Kloss quit Victoria’s Secret to pursue other Business Ventures we call gay marrying Taylor Swift…having her lesbian baby and getting lesbian child support…only she says it is to pursue her education and business opportunities because she can’t say she’s quitting her career as a model to follow Taylor Swift around like a creepy groupie, it would make things weird and maybe even set off red flags in their relationship…

That said, maybe she is going onto do something of purpose in life. Being a bikini and lingerie model is more of a college job and not a career, sure it pays well but it’s pretty fucking basic work that can’t be fulfilling, unless you’re just a lazy vapid cunt looking for a sugar daddy…

Doesn’t matter…I never thought she made sense as a lingerie model…she’s plain, skinny, tall and weird lookin…save her for the fashion magazines, and runways….give her job to some tits…since so many tits want this job….

Doutzen Kroes also quit..

So get ready for new pussy….here are some pics of her tall in a magazine that you could assume Taylor Swift fists herself to…

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2015

26

Jan

Karlie Kloss Nipple for Taylor Swift of the Day

Karlie Kloss, better known as Taylor Swift’s “roommate”…you know the girl who lives in Taylor Swift’s house, because Taylor Swift is rich as fuck and can have real life barbies if she wants to….it’s part of throwing her childhood away to be this billion dollar machine that she is….

Well she had a nipple slip, I’m sure not her first nipple slip, I mean this is probably what Taylor makes her do for her, since Taylor owns her….and the whole thing, probably not that exciting but still a nipple….

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At the same Versace Fashion Show, Kate Hudson Brought her Booty to the Show….which was a nice distraction to how manly her face looks….after years of fucking so many dudes…it’s like she’s turning into one….because as they say…you are what you eat…

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2014

22

Dec

Karlie Kloss Dancing for Taylor Swift in Vogue of the Day

Karlie Kloss is rumored to be Taylor Swift’s real life, small breasted, barbie doll…you know the kind of girl that Taylor Swift pays to live in her house, so that she can play with her at any given time, as Models don’t work all that much, and are available to entertain the needs of a young billionaire, who gets everything she wants, because she’s the single hottest thing in the entertainment industry now…and here she is dancing for Vogue, but I think everything she does is for Taylor Swift..because that’s what being owned, bought, paid for is all about…that and scissoring…obvs.

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2014

21

Nov

Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel Boring BTS of the Day

I guess in preparation of the Victoria’s Secret Infomercial America is already excited about watching, because I guess they don’t have access to internet porn, or really anything hotter than a bunch of model walking the runway in family friendly, because it is primetime, bikinis….a television event we can all agree is a fucking scam that no one should be excited about….unless you live in a fucking Trailer park and Network TV, and Malls is all you fucking know, Karlie Kloss and Candice Swanepoel were commissioned to release some Behind the Scenes pics, because that’s what their contracts stipulate, and without Victoria’s Secret, Karlie wouldn’t be scissoring Taylor Swift, and Candice would be dying of AIDS back home in South Africa, if she survived being shot by her legless boyfriend…the pics suck, but she’s wet…

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