Well this is some circus grade shit….I’m talking bitch on stilts doing a fucking dance…hoping for someone to either push her off to put her out of her misery, or throw a couple of quarters her way so that she can put it towards her college education so that she doesn’t need to humiliate herself on stilts….You know the kind of stilt walker working at the subway station ….only Karlie Kloss is not on stilts, these are her actual 6 foot something legs, in a pair of 40 inch inseam jeans, that have recently been launched, because thanks to hormones in the food, some girls are growing out lateral and disgusting like Kate Upton, while others are just tall skinny freaks…and as someone who loves me some long legs…I’m totally into this…as weird as it may be…because it’s not nearly as weird as other fetishes….likes being shit on, or paying girls to walk on live mice in heels….or whatever else is going on out there in this crazy internet influenced world….

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