The other day I was walking through the park and there was a pregnant as shit french girl who was too old to be pregnancy doing a weird photoshoot, basically posing like she was posing for a fetish site or her escort profile on whatever has replaced back pages, in the middle of the day….and I thought to myself – french chicks are amazing, even when ready to drop, they’ll deliver the sex charged content mid day in public, a passionate people…

But as we all know, it seems like pregnancy must make bitches horny, because they all strip down for these moody pregger shoots, whether in nature, in studio, on the beach, they strip down, belly in hand and pose like they are Victoria’s Secret models…which is weird, since being pregnant, although the product of sex, is not sexy, that’s when sexy leaves the room, you become mom to my kids and we cheat on you with younger sugar babies who like purses.

Anyway, Behati Prinsloo is a VS model, or was a VS model when that mattered and she was bought by lame as fuck fake rocker LA Rich Kid who has raped all our minds with his music, more than he’s raped VS models with his fame, money and security, which I guess isn’t real rape but it’s manipulation tactics that are likely as bad as getting a bitch drunk and fucking her….money is a drug, so is fame.

So despite Levine embarrassing himself by cheating on his VS model by some bitch who exposed him for fame, even though Behati knows the fucking conditions of their marriage, let little rich boy do what he wants and only speak when spoken to and only enter the matrimonial suite when summoned…

So yeah, she knew her place, still had his kid and leveled up a sleazy pregnancy sexed up shoot that looks like Terry Richardson shot it, but they’ve blacklisted him, so it’s some other hipster with the concepts….I guess better than the suburban mom who figured out photoshoot and is now a photographer….

Nothing is more shameful or embarrassing than being married to Adam Levine!

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I wrote Behati Prinsloo, who was arguably a hot model working for VICTORIA’S SECRET, doing that whole thing, as a piece of trash not worth paying attention to, the second she started publicly dating, or admitted to dating one of the most annoying dinks in Hollywood, who may be rich as shit, it’s pretty much the only thing he has going for him, at least in the spectrum of cool….because that Maroon Five music is fucking TEDIOUS at best….ADAM LEVINE…

I tried to justify it as her being an immigrant, maybe not really sure how pop music worked in this country, maybe not aware of how lame it is, maybe confused to think it was good, since you can convince people of anything…

Then I thought maybe it was a job, to cover up his gayness in a time when being gay wasn’t mandatory to having a career…these people hid the gay….and needed BEHATI’s of their own to do it….

Then she got knocked up, married….throwing in her model career to focus on being rich as shit wife with anything and everything she ever wanted…ALL her dreams far easier to do and all without having to WHORE out to strangers, just whore out to the lamest rich kid hollywood ever made into a popstar…

So seeing her naked, is just a reminder of why I cancelled her…you see, you don’t have to be WOKE to cancel people…us CANCELLED people for not being WOKE can CANCEL too.

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Behati is back…selling Jewelry with her tits out so you know they are targeting women.

She’s taken a few years off her Victoria’s Secret modeling to have babies with Adam Levine…I like to think of that as her insurance policy, or even her pension, because she’ll be set until the kids turn 18, and more importantly, the kids will be set and will likely help their mom if she needs it…not that she’ll need the help, she’s made her own money too…

What I don’t like about Behati is that she’s married to Adam Levine. I get it that these models need to connect with the richest, most high profile people they can…and sometimes they are in the form of actors or musicians and not always in the form of dot com billionaires or business people…

I assume it is because women like money, they like celebrity, they like fame…that is why they do what they do…

But I also assume that they have better options that Adam Levine…

Maybe it is a cultural thing, and Maroon 5 is a huge band where she’s from, and being with him is like being with Jagger cuz he’s got the moves like Jagger according to him…and he’d know cuz that’s what that queer jacks off to….

But I am convinced no one, no sane person, likes anything Maroon 5 and changes the radio station when the spoiled LA rich kid, who was rich before Maroon 5, starts squawking with his bullshit…The little midget momma’s boy queer trying to be a rocker…makes it as a rocker, just the lamest rockert…cums up in this…

Well, now she’s back, modeling again, cuz these bitches don’t always just move in on the life like Meghan Markle, sometimes they still pretend they have their own careers….

It’s a good thing she’s hot…

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I guess Behati Prinsloo is retired from modeling turned to money wallet fucking the worst celebs meal ticket….

I am not the kind of person who gets emotionally attached to some immigrant underwear model working for some evil corporation that makes cheap, yet overpriced, mall brand underwear…all these girls are hookers and interchangeable…

I am not sad she retired to live the retired life….I forget she exists….so I appreciate the tits….

However, I detest anything that Adam Levine touches, his song rape my ears…something that I was sometimes able to ignore when looking at Behati half naked…he’s so rich and she knows she has it good…..I can respect that…if you’re hot, use it, make it work….so she got to breeding over and over…had a good body…probably still does under this ready to drop pregnant erotica…..she needs to to maintain that money….and here she is showing her pregnant tits….because she can…wants to stay relevant and be hot and I never actually cared what she put in her pussy…or what fell out of her pussy….but it is a reminder of that voice I hear on the radio over and over again…a voice that drives me crazy….a voice that made me hope she’d never breed with him…a voice that has bred….her polluted herself with his fetus…future uterus droppings….it’s a good retirement plan, hell she’s already retired, all set for life, that motherfucker is rich…rich off all of our his whiney LA rich kid, pretty boy, judge on the Voice…music I hate…and that these tits remind me of….

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Behati Prinsloo busted out her nipple on the runway – because she’s a real model…or at least enough of a model to land a rich and famous homosexual looking dude to marry her…and offer her life security….she just need to get knocked up like all the other Victoria’s Secret model…despite being knocked being gross but I guess further way to gt the brand to relate to the white trash that buy their product…while alienating them and making them feel like shit about themselves as they don’t look like Behati post pregancy, but this made in China or Indonesia or Vietnam panty set will allow her to role play that she does…weird…

All this to say she smells like Adam Levine, she could be spread eagled and all I’d think abotu is Adam Levine, I’m the kind of guy who gets turned off by chicks when I find ou who they’ve fucked…and he’s the gay disease….

I’ll still look because why the fuck not, it’s a nipple, let’s sexualize it before, during and after her Levine pregnancy…I have very little else going on in my life…

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