I wrote Behati Prinsloo, who was arguably a hot model working for VICTORIA’S SECRET, doing that whole thing, as a piece of trash not worth paying attention to, the second she started publicly dating, or admitted to dating one of the most annoying dinks in Hollywood, who may be rich as shit, it’s pretty much the only thing he has going for him, at least in the spectrum of cool….because that Maroon Five music is fucking TEDIOUS at best….ADAM LEVINE…

I tried to justify it as her being an immigrant, maybe not really sure how pop music worked in this country, maybe not aware of how lame it is, maybe confused to think it was good, since you can convince people of anything…

Then I thought maybe it was a job, to cover up his gayness in a time when being gay wasn’t mandatory to having a career…these people hid the gay….and needed BEHATI’s of their own to do it….

Then she got knocked up, married….throwing in her model career to focus on being rich as shit wife with anything and everything she ever wanted…ALL her dreams far easier to do and all without having to WHORE out to strangers, just whore out to the lamest rich kid hollywood ever made into a popstar…

So seeing her naked, is just a reminder of why I cancelled her…you see, you don’t have to be WOKE to cancel people…us CANCELLED people for not being WOKE can CANCEL too.

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