Boring.

The highlight of this girl’s life, other than being tall and skinny enough for Victoria’s Secret to lock her down in a contract, where she poses half naked in seriously dull, uninspired pics, that girls everywhere aspire they could be, because that’s just how well Victoria’s Secret marketing is done…is that she feels important enough to land a popstar/rockstar dude because for some reason these models think they need a popstar to validate their existence.

It’s like modeling isn’t enough, now they need A-Lister cock to really believe in themselves…in an “I’m a model….I only want dudes who fuck models who other girls want to fuck and who the media love”…which I guess makes sense, but doesn’t make me like them any better, especially when the dude of choice is Adam Levine, because let’s face it, he’s the fucking worst….

All I see is groupie pussy…everywhere… I hate that shit unless it is groupie-ing on me….which happens…once in a while…cuz bloggers are the new rockstars…fools.

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Behati Prinsloo has had sex, probably unprotected sex, because people don’t use condoms, especially not white people, which pretty much means she’s dead, at least to me, but not dead enough to still get half naked and model in her underwear, because I guess she’s not dead in body, but only dead in spirit and in vagina, that I will likely never get the opportunity to fist in anger, trying to punch out the Adam Levine cooties, before going down on her for 3-8 months…without taking a break for air….

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Her name is Behati Prinsloo, like Anne V, she too is tainted by the ADAM Levine from Maroon 5 sperm, because like Anne V, she decided that dating a hugely successful pop star, on a hugely successful TV show, despite being hugely 5 foot 5, was a good move and a sign of having made it in the model world, which is a bit of a bummer…because even if Adam Levine is a good guy, and a cool guy, and just being a smart business man producing shit music for money, lots of money, cuz shit music takes him 5 minutes to make, he’s still the brains behind it…and these girls can be fucking anyone…far bigger, more famous, more successful than him….it just makes no sense to me, and I guess either does posting pics of her more clothed than she is for the devil company she sold her soul too…but I’m doing it anyway…

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These pics of Behati Prinsloo modelling for Free People, may be boring as fuck, but I like Victoria’s Secret models when they are modelling anything but Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret shit is so predictable, so repetitive, so photoshopped vagina lip and nipple, not that Free People is anything better, but just a different vibe to really show us how diverse a model this Behati is, while doing the exact same thing she does for every one of her clients, only this time in less lingerie…when really she should be following her NIPPLES IN THIS SHOOT’S LEAD cuz nipples are better than no nipples, right Angelina Jolie?

But the problem with Behati, has nothing to do with her not showing off her nipples, but everything to do with her having had unprotected sex with Adam Levine, even if they are broken up, it means she was starstruck by him, groupied on him, and let him cum inside her with all his money and gelled hair, and a girl into that, is one who should be taken out back and shot for being just like every other girl, impressed by pop shit. The worst.

Here’s the video…anyway…

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OMG!! Call the fucking police – Behati Prinsloo is cheating on Victoria’s Secret with J Crew…in some kind of underground model trading underworld I will never understand because the only models I know are airplanes…that I build….while trying to pass the lonely days as I wait for death…unless you count crackhead meth addicts who fuck you for 10 dollars as models, which luckily I do….

Either way, these are as exciting as nonsense bikini pictures go….which is real fucking exciting if you’re easily excited and don’t need throat fucking porn to be entertained…

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That’ll leave a mark, at least if it was me in such tight underwear jacked up my ass it would leave a mark, but maybe that’s just a testament of my hygiene or lack of hygiene, and not a sign of everyday people, especially not models, who get paid big money to pose like this, and to know to put a tampon in just in case she has her period or miscarries on set, as to not ruin the amazing ass shot…I mean they are professionals who know a clean asshole is key, while a dirty asshole can ruin a career.

Not that it matters, I just like lookin….

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OMG Behati Prinsloo is a slut. A typical mail order bride slut. Who comes to America for one rich enough man, only to bounce onto another one that comes her way, to climb that ladder and next level her mail order bride life.

From Victoria’s Secret bikini modeling to H&M for the Swedes, this bitch is pretty much a pornstar of bikini modeling, taking jobs from every angle, filling every hole, all for a paycheck….

Where’s the fucking loyalty these days….

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Behati Prinsloo is in some Victoria’s Secret Pics I’ve Probably Already Posted Cuz Victoria’s Secret pics are all the Same….

Here’s the 2013 SWIM promo video with some shitty as fuck Bieber music…..that luckily when can mute…cuz I’m not at the stage of creepy pervert who needs Bieber playing when sneaking into bedrooms at night….if anything that tween shit…annoys me…

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