I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

2013

17

Jun

Behati Prinsloo on the Beach for Jalouse of the Day

Her name is Behati Prinsloo, like Anne V, she too is tainted by the ADAM Levine from Maroon 5 sperm, because like Anne V, she decided that dating a hugely successful pop star, on a hugely successful TV show, despite being hugely 5 foot 5, was a good move and a sign of having made it in the model world, which is a bit of a bummer…because even if Adam Levine is a good guy, and a cool guy, and just being a smart business man producing shit music for money, lots of money, cuz shit music takes him 5 minutes to make, he’s still the brains behind it…and these girls can be fucking anyone…far bigger, more famous, more successful than him….it just makes no sense to me, and I guess either does posting pics of her more clothed than she is for the devil company she sold her soul too…but I’m doing it anyway…

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