The other day I was walking through the park and there was a pregnant as shit french girl who was too old to be pregnancy doing a weird photoshoot, basically posing like she was posing for a fetish site or her escort profile on whatever has replaced back pages, in the middle of the day….and I thought to myself – french chicks are amazing, even when ready to drop, they’ll deliver the sex charged content mid day in public, a passionate people…

But as we all know, it seems like pregnancy must make bitches horny, because they all strip down for these moody pregger shoots, whether in nature, in studio, on the beach, they strip down, belly in hand and pose like they are Victoria’s Secret models…which is weird, since being pregnant, although the product of sex, is not sexy, that’s when sexy leaves the room, you become mom to my kids and we cheat on you with younger sugar babies who like purses.

Anyway, Behati Prinsloo is a VS model, or was a VS model when that mattered and she was bought by lame as fuck fake rocker LA Rich Kid who has raped all our minds with his music, more than he’s raped VS models with his fame, money and security, which I guess isn’t real rape but it’s manipulation tactics that are likely as bad as getting a bitch drunk and fucking her….money is a drug, so is fame.

So despite Levine embarrassing himself by cheating on his VS model by some bitch who exposed him for fame, even though Behati knows the fucking conditions of their marriage, let little rich boy do what he wants and only speak when spoken to and only enter the matrimonial suite when summoned…

So yeah, she knew her place, still had his kid and leveled up a sleazy pregnancy sexed up shoot that looks like Terry Richardson shot it, but they’ve blacklisted him, so it’s some other hipster with the concepts….I guess better than the suburban mom who figured out photoshoot and is now a photographer….

Nothing is more shameful or embarrassing than being married to Adam Levine!

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