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2019

22

Apr

Constance Jablonski Naked of the Day

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I feel like I may have already posted these pics, talking about how lame the fucking world is in terms of creativity…it’s like they know they have some model, who is actually a well known model, willing to get naked, and they have to figure out how to spin it into being “art” so they see a market across the street and decide to style it with whatever produce they can find on sale, and they make the girl interact with the produce, as models do, in some dramatic and stupid way…while naked…in what I call lazy fucking work…the idea and execution likely took a solid 10 minutes…..the set up and idea happened 15 minutes before the shoot…and it’s obvious and maybe they dragged it out through the day since they were paying her, or since she blocked out the time…but the concept…is fucking weak.

I mean sure seeing any naked chick doing anything is worth looking at, but it is all just the same fucking thing over and over again, I’d like to see these people who get paid well, and are considered artists or geniuses or the best at what they do…come up with something…anything…that makes me say…”Oh…that was good”…

Instead it’s like “that was lame, desperate, lacked effort, concept, vision, story”…

How are people not stepping it up…and the worst thing is they probably all play this off like it’s awesome…like the creative directors are like “Brilliant, genius, amazing”…like they don’t even know it’s a joke…they actually think it’s good.

I don’t get it….but I guess that aspect of the nude shoot is what makes the nude shoot hilarious…the people behind it don’t know it’s a joke…


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2019

19

Apr

Constance Jablonski Topless of the Day

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Constance Jablonski topless for the Angels book….

These may be old, but I’m posting them anyway, because so is Constance Jablonski…she must be 20 years into this getting topless as a model hustle…and that should be encouraged and celebrated as long as you don’t look like other 40 year old woman…who weren’t all that hot to begin with and who chose a life of being a wife, mother, and evening snacker on her couch watching reality TV….living that middle of the road…dream…riding on credit card debt, a husband who ignores her and jerks off to internet porn, a house that never gets clean and is covered in mold cuz it’s all they can afford, and a garage filled with bulk toilet paper she found on sale in one of her depressing trips out of the house where she originally contemplated running away, or offing herself, but couldn’t resist a toilet paper deal.

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2019

12

Feb

Constance Jablonski Posing with Produce of the Day

Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, using her American work Visa, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system and paying more taxes to the system than you’re broke Walmart working ass..

She’s the type of model who puts her tits out there, you can google that shit, I’m too lazy…

But her tits have been out there for a least a decade, that’s a lot of tits, the kind of thing that may or may not have inspired all the instagram whores to focus on one genre of fashion shoot – the nude kind…to emulate, do it themselves, amateur hour that shit, and pull off as good as real fashion shoots, because it’s all be a fucking scam for so long…

I like the props…posing with produce…a fetish…that gets played out every day at the Grocery Store cuz all these instagram girls are fucking whores…who think they are mentors and guides…who visit grocery stores to show the world they cook healthy at the same time as showing their tits cuz tits get hits…just not on this site…

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2017

22

Mar

Constance Jablonski in a Bikini of the Day

Constance Jablonski is one of those well known models no one actually know or cares about, but she gets fucking paid, stealing your American jobs, not interested in making America great, just leaching off the system……

Not that this shoot is for an American brand, it’s for Zara, straight from the slums of europe, which is also just stealing American dollars, but infiltrating their malls….

This isn’t really something you can jerk off to, at least not top level, but I think you have the ability jerk off anything and part of my job is throwing masturbation obstacles at you…

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2016

18

Oct

Constance Jablonski See Through Shirt of the Day

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Constance Jablonski has a pretty hard face, but she’s a celebrated model, the kind who gets invited to red carpet events, like whatever this event is, all living in NYC despite being an immigrant…thanks to work visas being easy to obtain if you’re a fashion model…which is absolutely insane…there are doctors and people with actual skills trying to get in the USA, but some dumb cunt who takes nudes pics for magazines gets in with no issues…it’s like the government wants to beautify the landscape with an injection with top grade pussy..internationally recognized pussy…so that the next generation doesn’t look like the inbreds in the small towns across America…you know the WALMART EMPLOYEES…and people on disability…all fat and diabetic and disgusting…because why the fuck else would all these bitches get in with no issue…why can Models obtain visa’s as long as they are singed…but people with actual talent can’t…it’s for the pussy…America loves the pussy..

Anyway, she’s in a see through enough top, because she’s fashion and thank god for that..like her fashion shoots..the tits distracts from the man face proper…and for you tranny fuckers you know…the tits are key to not feeling like a homo while watching them jerk off..

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2016

03

Oct

Constance Jablonski Runway Model Tits of the Day

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Here’s some Constance Jablonski wearing a very luxurious shirt for a fashion show in Paris for a company called Balmain, that is probably best known for going after the Urban market like it was Tommy Hilfiger in the 90s, by using that pig Kardashian family, who I assume were in attendance…..

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Yep….they were in attendance…at the fashion show…before being robbed at gunpoint by someone I assume they hired for the press, hype, scandal and sympathy of many…where a rumored 7 Million dollars of Jewelry was stolen, because she’s an overinflated, overpaid, piled of dog shit…and I am sure it wasn’t an inside job, because no one with guns get that close to evil without shooting them in the fucking head….

Not that this is about Kim Kardashian, who is so abrasive she infiltrates our entire world…even when looking at unrelated model tits…it’s about the model tits that belong to angular faced Constance Jablonski….a name that sounds mail order..but that is tall enough to be high paid in fashion…

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2016

29

Sep

Eniko Mihalik and Constance Jablonski for LUI by David Bellemere of the Day

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Yesterday I predicted the fucking the future…..when I did a post on ENIKO AND CONSTANCE together in underwear…well now, one day later they are naked in a ex-porn magazine turned naked fashion magazine in what is as aggressive as Playboy was at their worst…before going straight boring…all thanks to hero photographer David Bellemere….who runs that magazine…and runs everything in the nude fashion model space – including some Victoria’s Secret and a bunch of other shit…and it is all thanks to being French from France not seen like a pervert…even though all men are perverts….

Here’s Constance…Constance Cravings…

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2016

28

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Topless with and Constance Jablonski for Etam Fashion Show of the Day

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Lingerie company Etam had their 100 year anniversary, which means that they’ve been outtfitting women who can afford Etam….from the high end hookers to the sugar babies of the 1920s trying to seduce bootleggers with their fancy smells and lace…to the sugar babies of dot com billionaires today….a lot of pussy and tit have been seductively covered with their wares….and a lot of period stains, cum shots, a few miscarriages, yeast infections, STDs have graced the fabrics….I’m sure at least one hooker has been raped and killed in ETAM…a legacy that would be interested to follow if only they had cameras attached to every pair…

Well, they had their fashion show and in their show was Eniko Mihalik and her tits…and they looked great…

And Constance Jablonski was also there…..and looked great….

And here’s a totally unrelated lingerie fashion show called God Save Queens….because the ETAM one wasn’t online…

Thank god they aren’t Victoria’s Secret…

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2016

07

Jun

Constance Jablonski for Air France Madame of the Day

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Constance Jablonski must have broke up with one of her rich boyfriends – because this is the second post of her in two days – which is a lot of a model we haven’t seen in at least a year or two…unless she’s still been working, and I’ve just neglected her – not because I hate her…but because we live in a world with way too many fucking distractions (tits) that force me to get confused at the tits, or bikinis, I’m looking at because of tits..

It’s like who are these tits, where do they belong, why are they in the trunk of my car, what did I do last night…oh fuck….I better throw them into the river….as they all seem to merge into one giant attention seeking tit we all suckle on for nourishment….

There’s so many girls out there trying to make it while being half naked…too much to handle…but only one Constance Jablonski being featured in Air France’s in flight magazine I’d mile high club myself in the middle seat to..

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2016

06

Jun

Constance Jablonski for Porter Magazine of the DAy

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Constance Jablonski is FRENCH FROM FRANCE…because there’s unfortunately French from other places, like my next door neighbor’s house, not that their french is actual french, it’s more of a painful chainsaw sound that smells like cheap beer, cigarettes, and semen…because French trash is into the JOY OF LIVING, which includes but is not limited to anal on the first date, that doesn’t need to be a date, but that can be an encounter…or a lap dance gone right…because these girls can fuck…and retain fit bodies, even when their faces – and teeth rot away…

Not that French from France girls are as slut, but I do know that they are topless on beaches, which is actually how I’d prefer my neighborhood french women – since tits are more fun to stare at than their broken down haggard faces…

Either Constance Jablonski…in a magazine…topless, not showing nipple…when she’s from France…I feel robbed…this is just rude.

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