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2012

18

Oct

Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld, Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski Office Erotica for Self Service of the Day

I don’t know who is who in this shoot…I just know the models are Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld , Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski and they are giving me fucking boners…I don’t know if it is because I never worked in an office and was more of a warehouse rat who would always see the nicely dressed ladies who ignore me in the halls…and would jerk off thinking about it on my 15 minute break….or maybe it is because all this virtual office, casual friday, working from home, womens equal rights, sexual harrassment…just makes wanting to have an office far less appealing…I blame the fact that I can’t legally fuck my secretary up the ass while drunk on scotch for my failed life….but this fashion shoot…brings out the fantasy of better times….I dig it….probably cuz they are babes….office erotica for the win.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Daphne Groeneveld|Hilary Rhoda|Karlie Kloss

2012

08

Oct

What’s Contemporary by Patrick and Victor Demarchelier of the Day

Here are a bunch of models…their names don’t matter because they are pretty much interchangeable, replaceable, every girl wants to be a model and will get topless for it, since it is Society’s stamp of approval, you know letting them know they matter, that they are hot, and that they don’t need to work an actual job, here’s a ton of money to just sit there and look pretty….and for some reason, a reason I call hot girls….it is porn to me…

So here are models: Toni Garrn, Frida Gustavsson, Constance Jablonski, Monika ‘Jac’ Jagaciak & Liu Wen for some topless photoshoot….

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Frida Gustavsson|Liu Wen|Monika Jagaciak|NSFW|Toni Garrn

2012

06

Sep

Constance Jablonski Titties for The Last Magazine of the Day

I have posted this hot model Constance Jablonski DOING HOT PHOTOSHOOTS IN THE PAST …..She’s 21, from France, and like all amazing french chicks, she’s showing off her tits, nipples and all other things french girls start doing at young ages, like drinking, not shaving their pussies and anal on the first date….for some magazine called The Last Magazine, that may in fact be their last magazine, cuz print is dying, even when sexy girls like this show their tits in the shit….but if this is their last issue , they’ve had a good run cuz this bitch is awesome.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|NSFW

2012

29

Mar

Constance Jablonski in Latex Thigh Highs of the Day

I am addicted to models…all models…I just like looking at their lean bodies and great faces that make them lots more money than the bitch working the checkout at Walmart makes….

They are fucking professionals, even if the work is a fucking joke and all it really takes to be pro is the ability to listen to some photographer and show up on time while not too hungover or jacked on coke that they can’t photoshop you hot…and hot in pictures when my only relationship with a bitch is through pictures works for me….I don’t care how busted up or freakish she is off camera….that doesn’t affect me or my gawking…

This model is named CONSTANCE JABLONSKI and she’s from france….and more importantly she’s wearing latex thigh highs…a new trend this year that I know about cuz my stepdaughter wears this shit….fetish gear of the past….turned to activewear of the now…I’m into it….and I’m into CONSTANCE JABLONSKI she’s got that modeling contract stamp of approval that lets me like her…under all circumstances!


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2012

07

Feb

Constance Jablonski Does Vogue Italia of the Day

Here are some pictures of Constance Jablonski, some 21 year old model from france, doing what I call the Lana Del Lip , but that’s just cuz the media got me confused by Lana Del Rey’s whole bullshit throwback vintage hollywood glamor image….I think it’s got something to do with her lip implant being some sort of Jose and the Pussycat brainwashing tool we all need to try not to look directly at….but instead we should look at this hot euro slut posing for vogue like she’s posed for PURPLE before….cuz the more we encourage her…the more companies will hire her to get naked for fashion and the happier I’ll be…

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2011

30

Nov

Constance Jablonski Fetish Pics for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Constance Jablonski and she is a model…who is doing some fetish/latex/BDSM inspired photoshoot for high fashion…because fashion is softcore porn…that is disguised as art…and that is some genius shit that I wish I thought of…because it gets girls naked who otherwise wouldn’t be naked….not that she’s naked…but she probably will be soon…cuz that just comes with modeling….they sacrifice their body for the high concept you can jerk off to….Works for me…

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2011

01

Sep

Constance Jablonski Food Fetish with Titties for Vogue of the Day

I love models…I’m not so into the eating part of this shoot though…because a big reason why I love models is because of the not eating part but I have confidence that the second they were done being erotic with food in a see through shirt….that she spat it up…cuz otherwise she wouldn’t be my kind of model…she’d be a high metabolism, high energy, outgoing model…and those are the hardest ones to chase down back alleys….I need starved, crazed and weak from starvation, medicated and lathargic…it’s really the only way to catch a model and fuck a model….

All that to say, seeing her getting dirty like eating fruit like she’s eating wet pussy is fucking erotic…and this Constance Jablonsk is amazing…I’ve even posted her amazing tits in a car before …that’s how much I like her….

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2011

14

Feb

Constance Jablonski Topless in her Car for Purple of the Day

Her name is Constance. She was born in 1990. That makes her 20. She gets topless for photoshoots, maybe cuz she’s from France, maybe cuz it doesn’t matter, probably not because I like it, but I do like it so I can pretend it’s all for me…

I’m sure she’s not even all that hot when it comes down to it, but as long as she’s in pro photoshoots, she’s good enough for me….Not to mention, girls from France like anal sex on the first date and the first date can be meeting them in a bar…

Here she is in Purple Magazine doing some auto erotica…not quite the auto erotica you’re used to…

Here she is for Vogue Spain February cuz I like her….

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