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2016

04

May

Constance Jablonski for Glamour France of the DAy

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I think I am being forced to do this post on Constance Jablonski…because when I was laying in bed sexting at 11 am this morning….the first thing in my facebook feed was Constance Jablonski,…and I clicked on her page thinking “why am I friends with Constance Jablonski,”….only to discover I am not her friend, or her facebook friend, but I follow her without any memory of following her…I mean I barely even remember the name Constance Jablonski…..but turns out she was a one timer at Victoria’s Secret, the theme of the day…

The kind of girl, straight from FRANCE, who used her tits, which in France is called her bathing suit top, to get into the media…but unlike Candice Swanepoel the mall brand doesn’t keep them on board…but the model…will forever be allowed to tell people she once peddled sweatshop made over priced mall sold garbage…like being the Queen of Walmart quality…with a bit more prestige…

She’s now in Glamour France…not exciting – but it happened…

My favorite thing about France isn’t this shoot, this model, or the French language…it’s the passion that leads to ANAL on the first encounter…these girls are SEXUAL.

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2015

07

Oct

Constance Jablonski in a Swim Campaign of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is some model who from France, and poses topless, because that’s what bikini tops are like in France…but not today….because she’s a fucking sell out and not being true to what has mattered in her career and what makes her country’s beaches worth going to….all them titties….

Coupled with French girls being absolute sexual beasts…sluts..even the sweet, skinny leg ones…who you’d fall in love with just looking at them, but don’t have to because they’ll let you fuck their asses on the first encounter because as an emotional people, they have zero self control….especially when it comes to eroticism….

So here she is posing for a Swim campaign…looking good…because it’s not her other employers…the evil Victoria’s Secret people, even though they are probably all affiliated in this racket that is the “fashion industry”…catering to cunts with egos, gay guys and girls…while overcharging rich people…by casting their daughters in campaigns…and exploiting third world countries…fuck that noise…but I’d rather fuck the noise that comes out of Constance when she sees my micro cock…

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2015

21

Apr

Constance Jablonski in Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

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Constance Jablonski is from France…and she’s a model…and that in and of itself should mean that she’s topless, because topless is like wearing a shirt in France….

But the good news is that in being a model…she is sent to sets where she is paid 10,000 to 100,000 dollars…or more to pose like some kind of object for a brand who can afford her – which in a lot of ways is the foundation and basis of prostitution….meaning her morals and her values are in the right place….she knows how to make her money

Not that she got paid for this, but this is a media hit stamp of approval that helps increase her pay day…and all it comes down to is that she should be topless…

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2014

22

Dec

Constance Jablonski on Set Panty Flash of the Day

Constance Jablonski is a model…and in being a model…she is sent to sets where she is paid 10,000 to 100,000 dollars…or more to pose like some kind of object for a brand who can afford her – which in a lot of ways is the foundation and basis of prostitution….meaning her morals and her values are in the right place….and in being a model…she is paid to wear clothes or to sometimes not wear clothes…or to half wear clothes…like some kind of object for the brand that is paying her…and it makes walking around on set naked, or in panties, flashing them to the world…like they don’t matter because they don’t…I mean if she was actually good at her job, or really open to do anything for the client, and sacrifice herself for content, this would be an asshole flash…and it’s not.

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2014

07

Nov

Constance Jablonski for NUMERO of the Day

I generally hate studio photography. I find it stupid and boring, I mean modelling is pretty stupid and boring anywhere you capture it, under any and all circumstances, but at least when people are on location, or doing interesting things, there’s some kind of story line and more of a reason than some girl is making dumb faces for a camera, other than just for stupid money….

But for some reason, a reason I call exposed tit, I am loving these Constance Jablonski for Numero…

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2014

05

Jun

Constance Jablonski for NUmero of the Day

CONSTANCE JABLONSKI is a french model who pretty much has all the odds in her favor when it comes to getting naked, because as part of the job, models get naked for photographers…up on some pornography shit…but more importantly, European girls, especially the french, get naked…just for the sake of getting naked,…since topless is the same as wearing a shirt to them….

I am from French Canada, and I know some French girls, sure not as refines as the ones you’d find in Paris, maybe a little like comparing a New York or LA girl to some backwoods inbred in the apalachians, but I do know…they have anal on the first date, that doesn’t even have to be a date, but rather just a random meeting at a bar…they have a spice for life like that…

So Constance Cravings Jablonksi, who we’ve seen naked countless times before, wearing this weirdo body suit, that I think all girls should wear…everyday of their lives

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2013

30

Jul

Constance Jablonski for H&M Sport of the Day

Constance Jablonski is modeling some activewear, some bikinis and some lingerie for H&M, because I guess that’s what models do…at least when they have finally made it and a corporate brand wants to scoop them the fuck up…

But I’m more into her modeling her NIPPLES

She started at her nipples or a willingness to show them to photographers for fashion, now she’s here.

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2013

03

Jun

Constance Jablonski for H&M Lingerie of the day


I guess when Victoria’s Secret tests out a model to walk their runway show and doesn’t end up hiring them for campaigns or catalogs like they are Candice Swanepoel, it’s either because the model isn’t good enough for their requirements, or not desperate enough to get the work, take a pay cut, because you know the Victoria’s Secret girls, despite all the exposure they get from Victoria’s Secret marketing, are not as well paid as all the fashion models who book ALL the major campaigns, and not just one mid-range, Walmart quality, sweatshop made, middle-american underwear company. That’s why Victoria’s Secret hires all these chicks from the third world, they like the exposure and the Green Card, hoping to use it as a stepping stone, not unlike your Filipino cleaning lady, except maybe 3 feet taller ad more luxurious.

That said, she’s working for the competition, who probably pay more and are probably a bigger deal to work with than Victoria’s Secret, despite what you probably think, and I think she looks tasty as fuck, even if I prefer WHEN SHE MODELS HER NIPPLES

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2013

25

Feb

Constance Jablonski Titties for Fashion of the Day


This is for March Numero and I see her nipples…and that’s all I really have to say about that….because nipples are all that matters….especially to a newborn or a neglected newborn who’s mom never gave titty time to…40 years later….alone and confused as to why seeing nipples in fashion, porn, everyday life is just the fucking greatest shit ever….when I should be like normal dudes and into gaping assholes…

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2012

20

Nov

Constance Jablonski Bikinis for Vogue Brazil of the Day


Constance Jablonski is some model who is 21, from France, and poses topless, which is conveniently considered wearing a shirt, or at least being dressed decent, in France, because France has it all figured out…from wine and cheese, to titties to bush…it makes me wonder why I’m not frenching a french who is so sexually liberated and free that we have anal on the first date…but then I remember it is because I married a french woman…who may not be from France..but who is the gutter, Canadian, descendent of France…who has lost any sense of eroticim, elegance, but has maintained their love of food….right into her XXL stretch pants….but at least I have constant pics of Constance…to remind me of all that I don’t have…it helps keep moral down and me inspired to hate on all things wonderful….

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