You make think that your asshole is important. you know, because it lets you expel all the shit out of you and without it you’d probably die, or have a stoma bag….both of which kinda suck…

But there are more important assholes than you…..and those important assholes are currently at the Cannes Film festival showing off their tits, or staring at tits, all in the luxurious setting of the French Riviera. So fancy.

Toni Garrn, a German with potential Nazi roots because she’s German….ask her what her grandfather and great grandfather were up to back in 1938….was one of the important assholes at an event at Cannes.

She showed off her tits in one outfit, her panties in another outfit, it’s like she’s trying to go back to the glory days of being in Victoria’s Secret, back when Leo DiCaprio used her as a beard cuz he’s a poofter.

Here are those looks:

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Toni Garrn was a Victoria’s Secret model, I think…I really don’t remember, but she has been around for a while, probably a decade or more….and she’s still out there showing her tits…full tits…nipples out for GQ…exciting times for someone who pretty much fell off the map and has spent the last few months basically working on a comeback by getting naked with other low level sluts on the beach of Miami for the hired paparazzi…a tactic that I guess worked…

You may know her as one of Leo’s Beards…a long time ago, for about 5 minutes, she was marketed as his “girlfriend” who he probably never saw because he was too busy sucking dick, but that he would car around in public so people didn’t know he was too busy sucking dick, not because he’s a homo who hates women, but because he’s Leo and has been hounded by hot chicks his entire life…to the point where they are boring..

So this one has been touched by his magic leo wand…or rumored to have been….and look at her now…tits out in print 5 years later because we like tits of women who may only exist because they “dated” Leo even when they become pretty low end because it was a decade ago.

Goodtimes.

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Toni Garrn is topless on the beach in Miami, because of course she is, she’s gotta call the paparazzi and give them something to take pics of, especially when she’s a model, and models are designed to be topless, it’s the high profile, high end, sex work….

You may, but probably don’t remember Toni Garrn as one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s young model girlfriend’s who he probably didn’t actually have sex with because he’s gay and overcompensating –

It’s a hard life for someone who gets to fuck anything he wants to fuck – and has been able to fuck anything he wants to fuck for many decades – you likely get bored of just fucking hot models and if you weren’t gay to start – you eventually become gay because pussy becomes tiring – I mean he is an actor, it’s a pretty gay profession, where dude looks at himself in the mirror fake crying and practicing his lines – disturbing…

Enough about LEO….this is about Toni Garrn, who may only exist because of Leo, and who has become pretty low end, but who is now….TOPLESS for the paparazzi and really herself, with her friend…Alina BaikovA…

Happy Easter…Egg Hunting..

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Toni Garrn is one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s young model girlfriend’s who he probably doesn’t actually have sex with because he’s gay and overcompensating – it’s a hard life for someone who gets to fuck anything he wants to fuck – and has been able to fuck anything he wants to fuck for many decades – you likely get bored of just fucking hot models and if you weren’t gay to start – you eventually become gay because pussy becomes tiring – I mean he is an actor, it’s a pretty gay profession, where dude looks at himself in the mirror fake crying and practicing his lines – disturbing…

Well Toni Garrn or her friend are on vacation, she’s a model with a model body, a little old now but still matters thanks to Leo’s seed smeared across her upper lip like a German Moustache…and either she or her friend are topless, and luckily we like tits here so we’re gonna post it.

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Toni Garrn was a 20 year old model…from Germany…who is on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret…after walking for them in 2011 and doing a few campaigns for them overyears….you know being conditioned or put through the wringer to see if she’s worthy of being trapped in their Victoria’s Secret cage…and I don’t think at 25…she still is on their team…but I do think her ancestors were Nazis and that’s always exciting…

I also know that she was one of Leo’s fake girlfriends for a while and I guess that didn’t quite work out as well as she probably wanted it to…

I also know she’s topless in luxury since once you go LEO other rich guys want in on that pussy to make them feel better about themselves..because rich people are weird status freaks…that like putting their dick in things they assume are of value…cuz it has celebrity co-sign…

I’m more into unscathed girls, you know give the herpes don’t receive the herpes…But I’ll still look at them tits and model body on the beach…why not…look don’t touch because if you’re not invited to touch…not that you would….because if you were in whatever luxury location she’s at…you’d be with the younger version of Toni Garrn, less ego….not copping a feel of some Leo table scraps..

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Toni Garrn is Leo’s German post Jewish Bar Refaeli girlfriend…because I guess once dating the Jewish Princess….he was ready to experience the other side of that equation…you know…the German side…because maybe he found her hertiage relatable…

WHO KNOWS….

The good news is she will always will be connected to him thanks to herpes lasting forever…herpes that were worth getting thanks to your body slowly building an immunity making the outbreaks far less painful as time goes on…a small price to pay to get the media attention for being with such an a-lister…it is the stamp of approval on her twat…LITERALLY – that the other dudes she date find of value – like some collectors edition herpes they can put on their rich person wall. The modern hunting trophy….in this animal friendly place…

Groupies….Everywhere.

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