Toni Garrn is probably best known as being one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s hookers, who aren’t hookers, but who might as well be hookers, since modeling and hooking are essentially the same fucking job, not to mention, when involved with Leonardo like so many models before her, you know she’s just on a job, part of the program…but I’m sure on her end of the story, they had a connection, they were in love, and she was not going to discriminate him for being Leo, she wanted to give him a shot while knowing his sorted past…that’s how sugar babies rationalize what they do…I mean that and “I would have fucked him for free, but I might as well get paid”…hooker.

That said, she was at the same parties as me in Miami, I didn’t notice her, or see her, but I am sure she’s lovely, and amazing…I mean she’s a tall German model who looks like this, how could she not be amazing…just a little misguided…and forced into this life…filled with broken dreams and the sads as Leo leaves club with 20 girls…who weren’t Toni Garrn….

Either way, all these people are fucking excessive and disgusting overpaid idiots in the dumbest circle ever…fuck them all…and let me watch.

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Toni Garrn is a model who smells like Leonardo Dicaprio, but probably not his semen, because I’ve heard he’s gay, but maybe his feces, because feces happen when getting fucked up the ass with a strap on.

It’s very possible that he isn’t gay. People are haters, not that being gay is a thing to be hated for. Who cares what he fucks, other than his millions of women fans who like to think they have a shot with him when masturbating to Romeo and Juliette or Titanic…a cord he would hate to lose by coming out…

It is also possible that he really likes being surrounded by models, and that he’s not overcompensating.

I just find it questionable, since the models he dates, all work for the same company and girls, especially models who are celebrated, generally don’t like sharing the same dude…unless it is a contractual obligation.

Either way, she’s in Harper’s looking’ all long necked and ok for a German girl…because when I think of German girls…I think anal rape, but not because like it, but because Holga likes having her way with men at the sex club she normally gets paid to shit on people at…cuz she’s the one with the biggest appetite.

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Toni Garrn is showing the paparazzi her tits. I guess she figures milk this marketing campaign while she can because based on Leo’s past, this relationship is a 5 minute thing so get as much attention as you can and when you can. She is also European and a model, so tits aren’t a big enough deal even if they were big….but I will still look and so will you cuz #tits.

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Toni Garrn is a German model who travels in a bikini with Leonardo DiCaprio. I don’t know if that makes her an escort, I assume she’s getting paid for this, but maybe not directly, and only in PR hits.

I know hookers and hookers love to be referred to as models that you are hiring to spend time with…and the sex is just because they pretend they are feeling you. I just assumed it was a loop hole in the law…but what the fuck do I care…the hookers I fuck are like 5 dollars a hand job…

That said, I have heard endless stories that Leonardo is a poofter. A queen. A queer. A faggot. A homo. A fudge packer…whatever you want to call a motherfucker into dudes…which I guess would be better off called a daddyfucker. But maybe those people are just jealous of his boyish good looks, his extreme fame and wealth and the amount of girls he’s pulled without even trying…even though being Jealous of Leo is prett fucking pathetic of anyone…make your own money loser.

So I don’t know what this arrangement is. Maybe he’s stuck with the german because the scent of poo reminds him of the sex he actually likes as he shits on her to make himself feel better. Maybe he sticks big things in his ass…or maybe she’s just for show…

Ultimately – who cares. His life is better than yours. He’s a fucking yacht in the Mediterranean with models…you’re unemployed with a fat wife…and if anything he’s giving you a gift with these pics. Something to jerk off to…and there’s very little wrong with that.

If I was Leo, I’d keep my models in a cage in the basement, like fighter dogs…keep em hungry so they act on their best behavior…since he’s proven one thing…they are interchangeable if they act up.

Here she is floating in the water…if you squint you can see the bikini riding up her twat…probably something Leonardo never does…you know because she doesn’t have a dick…

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