Toni Garrn is a German model who travels in a bikini with Leonardo DiCaprio. I don’t know if that makes her an escort, I assume she’s getting paid for this, but maybe not directly, and only in PR hits.

I know hookers and hookers love to be referred to as models that you are hiring to spend time with…and the sex is just because they pretend they are feeling you. I just assumed it was a loop hole in the law…but what the fuck do I care…the hookers I fuck are like 5 dollars a hand job…

That said, I have heard endless stories that Leonardo is a poofter. A queen. A queer. A faggot. A homo. A fudge packer…whatever you want to call a motherfucker into dudes…which I guess would be better off called a daddyfucker. But maybe those people are just jealous of his boyish good looks, his extreme fame and wealth and the amount of girls he’s pulled without even trying…even though being Jealous of Leo is prett fucking pathetic of anyone…make your own money loser.

So I don’t know what this arrangement is. Maybe he’s stuck with the german because the scent of poo reminds him of the sex he actually likes as he shits on her to make himself feel better. Maybe he sticks big things in his ass…or maybe she’s just for show…

Ultimately – who cares. His life is better than yours. He’s a fucking yacht in the Mediterranean with models…you’re unemployed with a fat wife…and if anything he’s giving you a gift with these pics. Something to jerk off to…and there’s very little wrong with that.

If I was Leo, I’d keep my models in a cage in the basement, like fighter dogs…keep em hungry so they act on their best behavior…since he’s proven one thing…they are interchangeable if they act up.

Here she is floating in the water…if you squint you can see the bikini riding up her twat…probably something Leonardo never does…you know because she doesn’t have a dick…

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