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2014

25

Jul

The Ass Leonarodo May Fuck / Toni Garrn in a Bikini of the Day

Her name is Toni Garrn and part of her PR hustle being a Victoria’s Secret model is going through initiation with Leonardo, on his yacht, where he probably doesn’t really talk to her, but knows it is for the benefit of a company he must have invested in early on.

It just doesn’t make sense that girls who run in the same circles and work in the same place bang the same dudes.

That only happens in escort agencies and brothels…

So unless the cast and crew of Victoria’s Secret are actually hookers…there is no rhyme or reason as to why she’s involved in this…but maybe that’s why she looks so miserable…although that could just be because she’s german and that’s how germans do…they are too pragmatic for happiness…unless they are participating in world domination…

Here’s her model ass…pretending Leo isn’t gay.

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2014

18

Jul

Toni Garrn in a Bathing Suit for The Edit of the Day

Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret….

Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo…

I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen…

It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…

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2014

08

May

Toni Garrn for L’Express Doing Fitness Shit of the Day

Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo…

The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend…

Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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2014

28

Apr

Toni Garrn With Naked Dudes on Instagram of the Day

I have heard that Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend.

I have also heard that Leonardo DiCaprio’s a homo…the kind of homo who lets dudes live in his house and drive his cars…the kind of homo who is an asshole to the models because he’s not fucking them and if he was you can be fucking sure that he wouldn’t be fucking girls who work at the same company on the regular…

Even when dealing with Leonardo DiCaprio, girls are girls and they would fucking kill any ex or future gf of their boyfriend…it’s just a fact…they would not get in panties and celebrate…he’s likely a shareholder in VS…and Toni Garrn is likely posing with some of his “boys” the way he likes them dressed…

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2014

15

Apr

Toni Garrn Topless on the Beach of the Day

Toni Garrn is one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards…you know the hired staff model who he helps market and make relevant as a model using his A-List status…but that I can’t imagine is sincere, unless of course Hollywood is a herpes infested place where everyone fucks everyone and no one really cares, because they are all too busy fucking someone else…because in any office I worked at, not that I’ve ever had a job, fucking your co-workers ex, was always frowned upon, but at Victoria’s Secret, no cat fights are had, because they all get the PR hustle, and know how it works…and probably are aware of Leonardo’s homosexuality, since no straight man can really be an actor, as acting is one of the gayest things a motherfucker can do…

That said, she’s topless in Bora Bora…with him, on some retreat….and I like topless

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2014

28

Mar

Toni Garrn for Interview Russia of the Day

Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside this Toni Garrn, Victoria’s Secret, Russian model who escaped communism by being born after communism…which doesn’t mean she escaped being human trafficked, but rather that if she was Human trafficked it was done right into the arms, or iron grasp of the evil Billion Dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation…who later pawned her off to Leo to make him less gay for Lukas Haas, and more about the model bitches…and I guess now Russia is celebrating her like a Ukrainian resort town named after a Justin Timberlake Song…they’ve taken back…

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2013

09

Dec

Toni Garrn in a See Through of the Day

Toni Garrn is one of the Victoria’s Secret girls who has been staged as Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend because that is part of the Victoria’s Secret marketing strategy, because I guess he has a deal with them, or maybe is an investor in the company…

I know girls, and I know that when they work together, there is no way the new girl would be bold enough to fuck the ex of all the other girls…because that would be social suicide…if anything they wouldn’t associate with him unless they were forced to by their management or Victoria’s Secret.

I also know girls who have been hired to be in Leonardo’s entourage because he likes babes, and they have told me that his public girlfriends are not his actual girlfriends and that it’s all for show…he’s really more about fucking girls who aren’t his girlfriends..

So when he was cheating on her in Miami…even though it’s not cheating when you fuck another hooker behind your public hooker’s back…she was showing her tits for attention on some shoot…

These are the fun pics…

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2013

08

Nov

Toni Garrn for H&M of the Day

Toni Garrn had sex with Leo…or at least he hired her to be his Model girlfriend for a week or two like she was a hooker, because if handled properly models are hookers, it just depends who’s paying and how much…

I’ve heard he doesn’t even bang these girls, he just likes them around and likes the press he gets, and doesn’t even talk to them, and uses them as people to just shit on and ignore, but I heard that from one of the girls he hired to be in his entourage and she was probably just bitter she was there for scenery and not a main bitch…

Either way, Toni, unlike Tony Danza, is modelling underwear for H&M, in catalog pics that suck, even if she doesn’t…

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2013

08

Aug

Toni Garrn for Neiman Marcus Lingerie of the Day

This is what Leonardo DiCaprio puts his penis inside. She’s part of the same Escort/Modeling agency as all his other girlfriends, who I guess he has an in with, because they constantly use him to promote their new stars by making them his “girlfriend”…even though you know any unmarried A-List actor doesn’t have girlfriends, but rather fucks everyone and anyone he wants…because he can…and some gold digging, ladder climbing, opportunist whore, no matter how tight the body is, will never be anything he respects, or loves…but who he will fuck because it’s all a business move…a business move far better than any business move I’ve been a part of…because it’s got model pussy involved.

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2013

12

Apr

Toni Garrn Titties for Madame Figaro of the Day

Toni Garrn is a Victoria’s Secret model. I’ve posted her tits before and I’m posting them again, this time for Madame Figaro, cuz that’s just the kind of guy I am…a guy who likes models who show their tits for fashion because like in all industries, showing their tits get them ahead. So anyone who tells you that it is slutty or wrong to do what women have been doing for generations, is probably just a lesbian trying to get in your pants, because lesbians, ruin everything and like dudes they mind fuck their straight friends into experimenting and hating men. Squashing any showing their tits to get ahead in this world opportunities… Fact.

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