Toni Garrn is another one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards. You know his fake model girlfriend that has been added to his list of Fake model girlfriends…that just make us think that models aren’t models at all..but rather prostitutes working in the Brothel that is Victoria’s Secret….

Girls don’t like fucking their co-workers exes, even when their exes are Leonardo…

I think the marketing team at Victoria’s Secret is going to need to find a few more A-Listers to send their girls to…just to dilute the vagina pool from Leo’s semen…

It’s just too much Leo, that he should be the one wearing the panties in their Catalog, since whenever I look at their models, that’s pretty much all I see…his residue cheapening their stock…

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Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s beard, at least I assume she’s his beard, because I’ve been told few times that he has a dude he lives with. I’ve heard he likes to be surrounded by dudes and people have said to me that he’s a “man’s man” which to me mean homo…

The support to that theory is that he goes through Victoria’s Secret models so many times, that there’s no way he fucks them, unless they really are hookers, since hookers and pornstars are the only girls who don’t get mad when you friend fucks your boyfriend…

Unless he’s a Victoria’s Secret shareholder – it doesn’t make sense…and I guess either do these pics of Toni Garrn for some magazine, but I like them anyway…

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I have heard that Toni Garrn is Leonardo DiCaprio’s girlfriend.

I have also heard that Leonardo DiCaprio’s a homo…the kind of homo who lets dudes live in his house and drive his cars…the kind of homo who is an asshole to the models because he’s not fucking them and if he was you can be fucking sure that he wouldn’t be fucking girls who work at the same company on the regular…

Even when dealing with Leonardo DiCaprio, girls are girls and they would fucking kill any ex or future gf of their boyfriend…it’s just a fact…they would not get in panties and celebrate…he’s likely a shareholder in VS…and Toni Garrn is likely posing with some of his “boys” the way he likes them dressed…

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Toni Garrn is one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s beards…you know the hired staff model who he helps market and make relevant as a model using his A-List status…but that I can’t imagine is sincere, unless of course Hollywood is a herpes infested place where everyone fucks everyone and no one really cares, because they are all too busy fucking someone else…because in any office I worked at, not that I’ve ever had a job, fucking your co-workers ex, was always frowned upon, but at Victoria’s Secret, no cat fights are had, because they all get the PR hustle, and know how it works…and probably are aware of Leonardo’s homosexuality, since no straight man can really be an actor, as acting is one of the gayest things a motherfucker can do…

That said, she’s topless in Bora Bora…with him, on some retreat….and I like topless

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Leonardo DiCaprio has cum inside this Toni Garrn, Victoria’s Secret, Russian model who escaped communism by being born after communism…which doesn’t mean she escaped being human trafficked, but rather that if she was Human trafficked it was done right into the arms, or iron grasp of the evil Billion Dollar Victoria’s Secret corporation…who later pawned her off to Leo to make him less gay for Lukas Haas, and more about the model bitches…and I guess now Russia is celebrating her like a Ukrainian resort town named after a Justin Timberlake Song…they’ve taken back…

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Toni Garrn had sex with Leo…or at least he hired her to be his Model girlfriend for a week or two like she was a hooker, because if handled properly models are hookers, it just depends who’s paying and how much…

I’ve heard he doesn’t even bang these girls, he just likes them around and likes the press he gets, and doesn’t even talk to them, and uses them as people to just shit on and ignore, but I heard that from one of the girls he hired to be in his entourage and she was probably just bitter she was there for scenery and not a main bitch…

Either way, Toni, unlike Tony Danza, is modelling underwear for H&M, in catalog pics that suck, even if she doesn’t…

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This is what Leonardo DiCaprio puts his penis inside. She’s part of the same Escort/Modeling agency as all his other girlfriends, who I guess he has an in with, because they constantly use him to promote their new stars by making them his “girlfriend”…even though you know any unmarried A-List actor doesn’t have girlfriends, but rather fucks everyone and anyone he wants…because he can…and some gold digging, ladder climbing, opportunist whore, no matter how tight the body is, will never be anything he respects, or loves…but who he will fuck because it’s all a business move…a business move far better than any business move I’ve been a part of…because it’s got model pussy involved.

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