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2019

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

Here is Candice Swanepoel showing off her Belly that looks pretty fit after spending the last 3 years pregnant, because she has a multi million dollar contract to commit to…and getting fit is one of those things where if you’re going to get paid a million dollars…you’re gonna fucking do it…not to mention when you’re a vain and vapid model for an Underwear brand from every mall in America, you have a level of expectation for yourself to not become fat…not until you’re really done, contract is expired and you can turn to eating….

I assure you if you offered obese people 1,000,000 dollars to get fit in 12 months, very last one of them would get off their fat asses, drop the ice cream, chips and butter they like to suck on cuz they heard it was KETO, and would drop the weight…maybe 1 or 2 would fail…and these are people that started out at 350 pounds…so for an underwear model to do it is far less intersting or impressive….

So when I look at old lady Candice Swanepoel and her wrecked Vagina she keeps under wraps, all I see is a mom of two with a mangled Belly Button..

You see cuz kids, the worst STD ruin people, even when they get fit as fuck after the kids, they are forever damaged.

It’s pretty obnoxious or bold of her to have gone this route and not waited until she was done with the bikini modelling, unfair and irresponsible to the fans I say…..but you all probably still like it….cuz you’re all fucking sick fucks.

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2019

08

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

Candice Swanepoel still in her bikini…she’s a mom of two…has been pregnant for a long time, like 4 years…because Africans have a longer gestation period than Americans…that’s not racism, she’s white, you fucks…racism is what she probably is thanks to being white….from Africa…with her first hand involvement of the white oppressing the blacks by making slaves out of them….

She must work out…

A body like this on a mom of two who has been pregnant for the last 40 months…makes zero sense to a regular guy like me who knows women who still haven’t lost their baby weight and their kids are in their 40s….

She’s obviously still hot, despite being a mom….rare for sure but it happened…

She has been one of the most boring VS models of all time…who has only worked with Victoria’s Secret, has had no scandals or excitement and who is now out there navigating her next move while moving into her 30s…with an amazing ass for a skinny girl…

It isn’t magical….but it’s better than not staring at a thong ass on a half nude model…and that’s what it’s all about.

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2019

27

Feb

Iggy Azalea Lingerie and New Face of the Day

Iggy Azalea Lingerie

Iggy Azalea the hooker, who has rebuilt her personal brand, buy rebuilding herself through plastic surgery procedures, is back with some lingerie pics….

I have zero confidence that she is not a hooker. I know too many Australian girls, who are just done for anything, who don’t even care about the fame….turning tricks in their own right….they are all over instagram, just having a good time….

So to see one culturally appropriate rap music, and put her own weird white spin on it, with her dumb hip hop twang, fully designed for the white mainstream….that she saw success with….that allowed her to give some bullshit storyline behind…that America just accepted as fact…but that wasn’t fact…

You can’t get Work Visas that easily….you get deported…she wasn’t deported…but should have been…but with the help of rich dudes into her lies…or into making money off her lies…and her ass is one of her lies…she’s still here…

You’d think she was an irrelevant nobody..but apparently…she’s a somebody…at least that’s what the fake news media tells us…so look at her slutty selfies.

Iggy Azalea Lingerie

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2019

18

Feb

All the Naked Models of the Day

Here are some old pics, maybe new pics, I have terrible memory so new pics to me pics of model from the mall brand Victoria’s Secret, that you’ve probably heard of before thanks to them spending millions a year for you to know who their models are…even though you don’t actually care about who they are…you’re just here for the tits…and tits…we’ve got…

It makes you wonder why they airbrush out the tits in the Catalog, when clearly all these chicks will show tit…it’s just oppressive Christian nonsense trying to not be labeled porn, despite all their girls being on degree of separation off from being a sex worker…they are paid to be bodies that wear underwear….I mean lets get some perspective here.

Exciting stuff….

Martha Hunt
Naked Models for MUSE Martha Hunt

Jasmine Tookes

Lais Ribeiro
Naked Models for MUSE Lais Ribeiro

Maya Henry
Naked Models for MUSE Maya Henry

Toni Garrn
Naked Models for MUSE Toni Garrn

Candice Swanepoel
Naked Models for MUSE Candice Swanepoel

More Candice in a bikini

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2019

30

Jan

Possibly Iggy Azalea Nude of the Day

Iggy Azalea Nude Tits Pussy Ass

These are the leaked Iggy Azalea nudes from before she had her tits done….that she probably released because she’s trying to market herself and make money.

This is not exciting to me – because I find her disgusting and uninteresting.

She plays this gutter lie, pretends to be a stripper runaway and it’s just typical Australian trash trying to come to America to steal your jobs…cuz black dudes like her and think she’s marketable and I guess she probably is…otherwise we wouldn’t know she exists..and she wouldn’t be living in that expensive house in LA doing LA things….

I’m not a fan – but I am a fan of leaked nudes…..

So these may or may not be her – you be the judge…

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2019

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Erotica

Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old…

Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story.

That said…here are her pics.


Candice Swanepoel Erotica

Here are some more of her in a nude bodysuit
Candice Swanepoel Nude Bodysuit

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2019

09

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

candice swanepoel red bikini tits out

Despite the high AIDS rate in South Africa, coupled with the level of systematic racism, and violence that goes on in South Africa, and not just by the legless athletes who kill their model girlfriends, but across the board…South Africa is a fucked up place….and despite the fact that Candice Swanepoel is old, weathered, tired, a mom of two, constantly pregnant because she likes the way it feels when a baby rips her cunt open…I man why else would she abuse herself 9 months back to back destroying her body and even her Victoria’s Secret career even though they encourage these girls to get knocked up and push 40…..anything to avoid hiring fat chicks…..It’s gotta be for the orgasm she gets….

I still think she’s got a vagina worth sniffing like a dog sniffing another dog’s ass in the dog park, only with your dick….you may not feel much…but it’d be a hell of a story…one you will never live out so it’s dumb to even think about…but I mean when staring at her pussy in a bikini what the fuck else are you to think about…



candice swanepoel ass bikini

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2018

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Candice Swanepoel showing her asshole on the beach for the paparazzi because she’s looking to get some Victoria’s Secret attention after a three year stint of breeding while other people took her lead and became the new Candice….

Even though she’s younger than some of the other bitches that evil brand uses, she still feels so old, because she’s been at it for so fucking long….and has only done work with them…so it’s a same shit the last 15 fucking years…try to challenge yourself, have some ambition or take advantage of the opportunity that comes with her fame from being a lame promo model….but instead she just coasts…looking good while she coasts for sure..but still boring…

That doesn’t mean I am not into staring at her asshole on the beach…in a bikini cuz I am….but I also live in Canada and all the women are in winter coats at the grocery store…so a little bikini ANUS is needed to keep me warm with more than just holiday cheer…and egg nog…that will lead to my feet being amputated.

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2018

30

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

candice swanepoel tits out for fashion

Candice Swanepoel, such an artist who deserves to be taken seriously, in more ways that you perverts take her seriously. Typical dudes, objectifying women, doing what they do for a higher purpose…like inspirational ART…whatever the fuck ART is….and you reduce her down to just a set of tits….assholes…toxic masculine assholes…

I apprecaite her WINNIE HARLOW impression with the cowhide two tone face…so edgy and daring…like that time that cunt Anne Hathaway shaved her head in Les Mis and the Academy confused that for acting talent….

RIght?


candice swanepoel tits out for fashion

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2018

13

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Underboob by Carin Backoff

Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family.

I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes.

I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit.

Here are her bikini pics…

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

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