I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Candice Swanepoel Category

2019

30

Jan

Possibly Iggy Azalea Nude of the Day

Iggy Azalea Nude Tits Pussy Ass

These are the leaked Iggy Azalea nudes from before she had her tits done….that she probably released because she’s trying to market herself and make money.

This is not exciting to me – because I find her disgusting and uninteresting.

She plays this gutter lie, pretends to be a stripper runaway and it’s just typical Australian trash trying to come to America to steal your jobs…cuz black dudes like her and think she’s marketable and I guess she probably is…otherwise we wouldn’t know she exists..and she wouldn’t be living in that expensive house in LA doing LA things….

I’m not a fan – but I am a fan of leaked nudes…..

So these may or may not be her – you be the judge…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2019

30

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Erotica of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Erotica

Candice Swanepoel is in the new Vogue Turkey…because I guess there is life after being pregnant for the last 3-4 years. Maybe this is the media tour of her comeback tour…to remind people that she’s the best Victoria’s Secret ever had, even though she’s not the best they have now, in her time off she’s been replaced by hotter girls that we aren’t bored of yet, because they haven’t ONLY done Victoria’s Secret, like Candice…who is a pre social media, famous from being a VS model and that’s about it…she’s never had much personality, has been more of a body to wear underwear, which is what I guess they are hired to be…and is now old, even if she’s not that old…

Another reminder, that when you women insist on making babies, breeding and taking off three years, the younger more eager will replace you and your old and tired ways…and really you don’t have passion or want to be on the job, you want to be home breast feeding…which is why women shouldn’t be in the workforce if they want to breed. True Story.

That said…here are her pics.


Candice Swanepoel Erotica

Here are some more of her in a nude bodysuit
Candice Swanepoel Nude Bodysuit

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2019

09

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

candice swanepoel red bikini tits out

Despite the high AIDS rate in South Africa, coupled with the level of systematic racism, and violence that goes on in South Africa, and not just by the legless athletes who kill their model girlfriends, but across the board…South Africa is a fucked up place….and despite the fact that Candice Swanepoel is old, weathered, tired, a mom of two, constantly pregnant because she likes the way it feels when a baby rips her cunt open…I man why else would she abuse herself 9 months back to back destroying her body and even her Victoria’s Secret career even though they encourage these girls to get knocked up and push 40…..anything to avoid hiring fat chicks…..It’s gotta be for the orgasm she gets….

I still think she’s got a vagina worth sniffing like a dog sniffing another dog’s ass in the dog park, only with your dick….you may not feel much…but it’d be a hell of a story…one you will never live out so it’s dumb to even think about…but I mean when staring at her pussy in a bikini what the fuck else are you to think about…



candice swanepoel ass bikini

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2018

10

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Wet Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Candice Swanepoel showing her asshole on the beach for the paparazzi because she’s looking to get some Victoria’s Secret attention after a three year stint of breeding while other people took her lead and became the new Candice….

Even though she’s younger than some of the other bitches that evil brand uses, she still feels so old, because she’s been at it for so fucking long….and has only done work with them…so it’s a same shit the last 15 fucking years…try to challenge yourself, have some ambition or take advantage of the opportunity that comes with her fame from being a lame promo model….but instead she just coasts…looking good while she coasts for sure..but still boring…

That doesn’t mean I am not into staring at her asshole on the beach…in a bikini cuz I am….but I also live in Canada and all the women are in winter coats at the grocery store…so a little bikini ANUS is needed to keep me warm with more than just holiday cheer…and egg nog…that will lead to my feet being amputated.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2018

30

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Tits Out for Fashion of the Day

candice swanepoel tits out for fashion

Candice Swanepoel, such an artist who deserves to be taken seriously, in more ways that you perverts take her seriously. Typical dudes, objectifying women, doing what they do for a higher purpose…like inspirational ART…whatever the fuck ART is….and you reduce her down to just a set of tits….assholes…toxic masculine assholes…

I apprecaite her WINNIE HARLOW impression with the cowhide two tone face…so edgy and daring…like that time that cunt Anne Hathaway shaved her head in Les Mis and the Academy confused that for acting talent….

RIght?


candice swanepoel tits out for fashion

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2018

13

Nov

Candice Swanepoel Underboob of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Underboob by Carin Backoff

Candice Swanepoel is no longer pregnant, which may be exciting to some of you Candice Swanepoel fans, who didn’t like seeing her pregnant the last three years, because she lets dude cum up inside her and doesn’t get abortions, so that she can start a family.

I know you probably don’t love the idea of her banged out battered pussy, but as a model for an evil corporation that brain washes you idiots to buy their shitty products…you probably can assume she does her kegels and has a labia reduction surgeon at every VS fashion show so no pussy gets slipped out….since I’ve never seen a pussy slip in their infomercial ever…despite it being skimpy panties…starring moms like Candice…who luckily are still hot because the brand is committed to using hot chicks, other than Winneie Harlow the Cow Hide skinned model, cuz they have to give in to the pressure of social media sometimes.

I don’t know what her big mom tit is up to – but it’s doing her old tricks…not her actual old tricks of being a Farmer and Blood Diamond miner in South Africa, speaking her Afrikaans, having her Slaves do her homework, before contracting AIDS….and deciding to be a model….fuck the safari in her backyard, do the safari in NYC….avoiding being killed by a legless athlete….making millions as a promo model….a legend who has really only worked for Victoria’s Secret…with some Apartheid shit.

Here are her bikini pics…

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2018

05

Nov

Iggy Azalea Wants to Do Porn of the Day

Iggy Azalea Slutty for Instagram Legs SPread Hard Nipples

I don’t know what Iggy Azalea trying to get out of a record deal is news…you know her saying that you try so hard to get a record deal – which is code for suck a lot of dick – then once you make it you have to try so hard to get out of it – because that record deal is what made you and now that you’re made you want all the money for your greedy self…

I hate when these bitches sign shitty contracts just to have contracts and the companies that put them on, invest in them, market them cuz they see mainstream potential but are still taking a risk on some gutter Australian trash…lose out when it’s finally time to cash in cuz bitch has an ego.

I am sure this is how every small time pimp feels when his hoe moves onto the big times….like “without me you’d be nothing, but now I get nothing”….it happens all the time…talent management and development yo.

Well, apparently, some porn company offered her a contract and she felt the need to tell all the porn perverts off while promoting the porn company…she probably has an affiliate code with them and is getting kick back..calling out people by their user names…for being perverts when she spends her career showing off her fat fucking ass…it’s weird…so weird. the level of hypocrisy that these people put out there…like she doesn’t know she’s a borderline sex worker with her ass out there fucking a pole in her video pretending she was a stripper…and acts like she doesn’t deserve commments on the internet like this…it’s fucking nuts.

I don’t read this as harassment and sexual predator behavior..when I cross reference it with the content she’s putting out there…what type of attention is she trying to get? People are all crazy.

Iggy Azalea Slutty for Instagram Legs SPread Hard Nipples

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

26

Oct

Iggy Azalea At It Again in Lingerie of the Day

Iggy Azalea Slutty Pussy Print Red Lace Bra Panties

Iggy Azalea – was an undocumented IMMIGRANT working ILLEGALLY in your country for many years before finally getting her visa in 2013….stealing jobs from you Americans…and mooching off your system better than you…eventually becoming trash that gets naked for attnetion on the internet with her stupid fake ass..or fake stomach..either way fake….on all fronts…

Iggy Azalea is clearly an identity crisis…but I guess it works for her…because know who this old tired bitch from Australia is…or at least who she pretends to be….a rapper not a rap-ist….She’s stright from Australia, pretends she moved to Miami at 16 to STRIP…sure she fucking did…cuz all underage Miami strippers end up with record deals you fucking liar.

I know strippers…and she isn’t a stripper no matter how half naked she gets or is….that’s just for attention, to get noticed, to get people paying attention to her because her talent and her whole concept/ music is dated and boring….

I distinctly remember meeting a random girl on the street, eventually chatting about strip clubs, to which she said she always wanted to strip, something you never hear because even strippers hate stripping, and I offered her my help because I had spent the better part of my 20s in a stripclub, often multiple times a day, because my boss at the pharmacy I worked at, was embezzling money and spending it on taking the young workers out for lap dances, which now that I think of it…is a little bit #metoo the homo version which I think is #yesplease…..so I went home and wrote up a 15 page guide to stripping, from they type of BUSH to have to the way to cocktease men…and we had our stripper educational session…where all I learned was how to get herpes…and where she probably learned that she never wanted to become a stripper…because dancing naked for some pervert in his apartment is awkward especally when he cums inside you….imagine a whole room of perverts like that! No thanks.. I wonder if I’m a dad?

Either way, IGGY or PIGGY as she prefers to be called, is getting half naked with Pizza like a MEME from 3 years ago….when instagram sluts were just getting started…..

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

24

Oct

Iggy Azalea Got Them Titties On of the Day

Iggy Azalea Big Tits Slutty Instagram

Iggy Azalea brought her tits out….thighs out….because that is what she does, she is trying to get herself attention, the story of her life, and really the story of all these people, if you can call them people, cuz they are whores…

So to get noticed, you need to get down, competing with each other and they do it as basic as womanly possible….it’s a girl thing, assuming she is a girl….

She is garbage, she is trash….cultural appropriating…pretending to not be some Australian trash she is…

The internet is lies and so are her assses

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Iggy Azalea|SFW

2018

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day

candice swanepoel Ass in Tiny bikini

Candice Swanepoel is getting ready for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show comeback tour, despite having had 3-6 babies in the last 2 years, preventing her from being that Victoria’s Secret girl she has loyally worked for consistently for her entire career.

I find models really uninteresting once they have kids. It’s just fucking gross to think about a creature growing inside them before being shat out of their womb. We save that shit for our real lives, with our wives who forced us to breed, not that I have kids, or will have kids, end of the DNA genetic line here, but that’s just me doing my part for the world….something more people should take my lead on….

But you get what I am saying, and that is that if we want to jerk off, or JACQUES off if you’re in France, to some model bitches, let’s focus on the ones who are young and hot and tight bodied and not out there breeding….

So even when people like Candice Swanepoel are out there naked with their assholes out, promoting themselves and the brand they’ve always worked for, the brand that created them, that they got naked for early on…she’s still an old weathered mom of too many and she should keep it in her damn pants…there are enough hot chicks not breeding for us to focus on.

How about her breast feeding pic:

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW