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2018

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel Model Booty of the Day

candice swanepoel Ass in Tiny bikini

Candice Swanepoel is getting ready for the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show comeback tour, despite having had 3-6 babies in the last 2 years, preventing her from being that Victoria’s Secret girl she has loyally worked for consistently for her entire career.

I find models really uninteresting once they have kids. It’s just fucking gross to think about a creature growing inside them before being shat out of their womb. We save that shit for our real lives, with our wives who forced us to breed, not that I have kids, or will have kids, end of the DNA genetic line here, but that’s just me doing my part for the world….something more people should take my lead on….

But you get what I am saying, and that is that if we want to jerk off, or JACQUES off if you’re in France, to some model bitches, let’s focus on the ones who are young and hot and tight bodied and not out there breeding….

So even when people like Candice Swanepoel are out there naked with their assholes out, promoting themselves and the brand they’ve always worked for, the brand that created them, that they got naked for early on…she’s still an old weathered mom of too many and she should keep it in her damn pants…there are enough hot chicks not breeding for us to focus on.

How about her breast feeding pic:

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2018

14

Aug

Iggy Azalea’s Got Them Titties on of the Day

Iggy Azalea Slutty Topless Covering her Nipples Red Dress Short Hair

Jesus. Iggy Azalea is so fucking boring.

Even when she was trying to prove her ass was legit, when her ass is likely not legit, but may not actually have implants, but rather just fat injected into it, as these fat asses go…since no ass is that big with a stomach that small unless you’ve taken it upon yourself to get some cosmetic procedures that should not be called cosmetic at all as cosmetic to me sounds like it makes it better…like when you renovate your house, or do some cosemtic work to it, you know a new paint job or some new furniture…it’s to improve it…not to make it some freak show fucking monster….

This only happens when she’s out there marketing like they taught me to market back in business school….GET HALF NAKED ALL THE TIME PEOPLE WILL LOOK….

That’s all you need to do according to the internet, social media, and all these idiots getting fucking paid….

So take it the fuck in assholes.

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2018

08

Aug

Iggy Azalea Ass Shake Body Shaming Rant of the Day

I want to start this post off by saying that Iggy Azalea just released a new single or a new album and she’s trying to promote it by producing aggressive content.

She was virtually forgotten, since no one gives a fuck about Iggy Azalea, except when she exploits herself for attention.

In the time she wasn’t promoting albums, or songs, she virtually disappeared…I mean I am sure black dudes were still fucking her like the PAWG she is, but the rest of us didn’t have to get exposed to her shit.

So this ass video is basic clickbait that she’s trying to polarize.

I think the angle is that Iggy Azalea trying to prove her ass is real…because good clickbait right.

She’s pretending to be empowered and that she’s tired of people trying to body shame her or booty shame her by calling her ass fake, which I assume is fake, because no ass is shaped like this ever…not because the ass is a good thing, or a magcial looking thing, or that I think she should be celebrated for her ass, but that has given her a career….thanks to black guys loving her ass…

If you read her caption, that she’s set over her thonged ass with a huge tattoo, she’s pretending to be so violated having to violate herself to prove her ass is real…without proving it is real…but showing off that it’s massive…

CLICKBAIT.

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2018

07

Aug

Iggy Azalea Gang Bang on a Boat of the Day

Iggy Azalea Ass in Bikini

We get it Iggy. You released an album or a single, I don’t think people do Albums anymore…but they do produce low hanging fruit, easy to deliver, slutty content….

It is hilarious to me how a bitch can be so garbage, that when she shut up, she was forgotten….I mean sure she was a cunt acting famous and important, but the rest of us didn’t care and wouldn’t recognize her or her fake ass at the grocery store buying eggplants to have anal sex with – but all she has to do is get half naked to turn on the on switch…and she is doing it.

It’s this easy people, whilst you American fight amongst yourself, fat ass, fake ass, Australians are moving in and stealing all your work…like this one…and Margot Robbie….and Fat Amy from the Pitch Perfect franchise…watch out.

Iggy Azalea Twerking Fake Ass Bikini

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2018

06

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nipples Wet T Shirt Contest with Herself of the Day

Iggy Azalea Nipples Wet White Shirt See Through

Enough already Iggy Azalea .

I don’t mind when whores act like whores and exploit being whores to draw attention to themselves, but this bitch, has virtually disappeared for two years, and it’s been a nice time, where we don’t need to listen to annoying white girls from Australia who only met a black guy for the first time when she moved to America, before fucking every single last one of them….to solidify her angle of being a white rapper…which in and of itself is so fucking lame…but that I guess requires no talent and gets you all the fame…if you have the right team of producers and hype men up inside you big fake ass you got for them.

I just find it annoying that she launches a single, and is all of a sudden fucking everywhere…tits out, fake ass out, go the fuck away….you’re cluttering my feed bro.

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2018

03

Aug

Iggy Azalea Nude and At it Again of the Day

Iggy Azalea Nude Covering her Nipples and Pussy with a Purse

Iggy Azalea, cultural appropriator with them clown tits on….you’re showing us the wrong GREEN AS FUCK purse between your legs…I’m talking about your fungal infection cunt that I am sure is still there…despite her fucking around injecting her ass, which is her pussy’s close neighbor, you know they living in a semi-detached or a fucking duplex…..and I know when my neighbor is getitng fucked with, I have to hear the cries, the screams, and often times I have a bad sleep because of all the jerking off I do to it….so I am going to assume that the pussy, this mangled fucked by everyone that’s why we know she exists pussy, has some negative impact by being so close to the ass getting injected with chemicals to help tell some fucking weird fake ass storyline I don’t understand…

What I do like, cuz it’s not all negative here, is that she’s getting naked to promote her songs….reducing herself to what she is…it’s nice to see…and it is nice to know that hustle still works.

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2018

03

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Wet Swimsuit of the Day

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Was this your highlight of the week?

I feel like I posted it yesterday – but one more time – rewind

candice swanepoel pussy print big tits wet swimsuit

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2018

23

Jul

Iggy Azalea Fake Ass of the Day

Iggy Azalea Fake Ass in Fishnet Pants

Iggy Azalea is getting her fake ass on….because she’s releasing a new album, and this is how it’s done.

Why make things overly complicated, when you’re a whore, you’re a whore and you get the ass on, and you pop that ass out…

This is what the black dudes fuck her for…and now you can have a taste of one of the weirdest ass implants of your generation…weirdos…

Everyone’s a weirdo.

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2018

17

Jul

Candice Swanepoel Ass of the Day

Pregnant Candice Swanepoel is probably dealing with some Postpartum so she’s taking some time for herself to refresh…without her multiple babies…you know to get her womb ready to get knocked up again because she’s clearly addicted to being knocked up and has been knocked up 18 months of the last 25 months…

She was once the hottest models, now she’s just an old mom getting back in shape to keep getting paid…and her mom ass looks pretty good, it needs to look good, she makes too much money to not stay as fit as fucking possible…you know gaining the weight of the baby and that’s it….but that doesn’t necessarily apply to her vagina that must be fucking ravaged….as mom pussy tends to be.

Some more pics…

Candice Swanepoel Black Bikini Big Ass

Candice Swanepoel Black Bikini Big Ass

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2018

12

Jul

Iggy Azalea Hip to Waist Ratio of the Day

Iggy Azalea Slutty Hip to Waist ratio tight dress fake ass

Iggy Azalea has a weird waist to hip ratio, she doesn’t look human, and not because she’s a demon sent from hell / Australia to lie to all of you by culturally appropriating everything she can, while pretending to be a stripper…but because she’s had all the fat in her stomach sucked out of her and re-installed into her ass…in what I guess she thinks is home decor for her ass…fat while in certain places is good…while in other places makes you look like the white trash you are….and just because she’s playing that she’s not racist becuase she bangs black guys…doesn’t mean she’s not white trash…or really just trash….

I remember reading the hip to waist ratio was what determined how beautiful a woman was, based on some studies, while I guess that study lied…because this is just fucking weird….it’s a little too extreme and what’s with wearing clothes..I thought she had an album to promote.



Iggy Azalea Fat Ass Hip to Waist Ratio

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