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2023

12

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Topless Selfie of the Day

Candice Swanepoel may be old as shit, or at least old fucking news. In this era of slut, do we even remember being fed hot half naked Victoria’s Secret models, it was a fucking lifetime ago.

We’ve got influencers, ONLYFANS pornographers, we’ve got normies posting bikini pics with 500 followers, there’s a lot of fucking options and brand supported, corporate owned and selected pussy is just old school….but I am old school and the fact is….it’s still Candice Swanepoel, pretty much an icon to us old timey perverts of the early internet generation….

Sure, her instagram marketing hustle may be seen as desperate, like old bitch trying to be current, but she’s rich and should be keeping the dream alive, she’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL people…

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2023

15

Feb

Iggy Azalea Gets Racier in the Bath of the Day

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So Iggy Azalea, who was once a female rapper I’d consider pretty much a pop star…because she had hits, the media liked her, the tabloids wrote about her, the paparazzi followed her, she got paid heavy money, people would go to her concerts, people would laugh at her silly fake ass, you know…she was a legitimate Hollywood creation from Australia…

Well, she’s now on a new cash grab hustle, onlyfans, where she’s progressively getting sluttier and sluttier, as they tend to do…they get the taste of the money, then they try to keep it fucking going as long as they can, to get as much money as they can and if they are the right kind of whore it goes from see through panties in the bath to full fucking.

We’re not there yet, but thinks are happening, headed in that direction and I like her a lot better now that she’s embraced whoredom instead of pretending she’s a legit “artist”…or “talent”….when we know it was all about the dick suckin…

UPDATE – NOW WITH TITS….hype dies fast, gotta do the most you can with it…

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2020

23

Jun

Kaia Gerber Pussy Print of the Day

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Kaia Gerber is getting it done the way Cindy Crawford groomed her to… that’s all I gotta say about that!

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2020

27

May

Kate Moss Wears a Mask As You’d Expect Her To of the Day

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Kate Moss is a legend as far as I’m concerned and I guess as far as a bunch of queer dudes who wear Kate Moss T-shirts still are concerned, because her skinny “heroin chic” body was influential in the 90s when she first started….

She’s been an interesting model to watch, in part because she’s hot, but also because she had some “fuck off cunt” attitude that was a little rock and roll, but that also involved her being nude or topless all the time…

So from fucking Johnny Depp, to Pete Doherty…to basically being a walking, chain smoking, coked up, representation of what the fashion industry really is, she’s good….

Seeing her in a mask, pulling down a mask for a smoke, is just perfect behavior for her in these covid times.

She does mask wearing right!

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2020

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I totally fried my computer like an idiot, it wasn’t a masturbation related computer injury, it was a lack of googling and understanding nerd shit, unless a self destruct virus was injected into my computer…either way I lost my life work, or at least screen shots of a bunch of random shit, mainly naked girls for future posts, it’s not like my files were important or anything I would revisit, but it is life work to me, seeing as I don’t work….

I am currently updating the site from my flip phone….

The blog must live on, computer or not….but this shit really disrupted my day of doing nothing but updating the site with nonsense..

At least I got my flip phone…

Where the titties at? Oh right…every fucking where on every fucking platform except outside in real life, who needs real life…the government is your daddy and thy want you in….but that doesn’t mean COVID doesn’t got the titty hunters busy……it’s busy.

Some steplinks…ok.

Jessie J in a Bikini!
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Thirst Trap Thursday
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Kylie Jenner Tennis Time
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Kira Kosarin Purple Bikini
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Kristin Cavallari’s BFF is Caught with her ex!
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Earl Thomas’ Wife Pulls a Gun on Him for Cheating Whor
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Sink Hole De Mayo! The Best Day of the Year….
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Chris Pratt Mocking Kim Kardashian in a Throwback Blooper…What a Jerk…
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Kaia Gerber in British Vogue Hot.
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Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne Broke Up Like the Dykes they Are!
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Grandma Gets Pranked like the Slut She Is…
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Arina Kislicina Reaching for the Light – Nude….
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Barbara Palvin Plays Video Games Hot….
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The Titty Flashing TikTok Trend is Worth the China Spyware….
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Ariel Winter Cut Off Her Own Thumb Trying to eat it….
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Ireland Baldwin Booty….
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Jamie Chung Bikini in Brooklyn Slutty!
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Hard Nipple in a White Dress
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Broward County Sheriff is a Swinger in a Speedo
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New Playmate of the Month is a Plus Size Black Girl with One Leg
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Cool Pics from History
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Alexis Ren Hot Bikini Shoot
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HOT CAM GIRLS FOR LOCKDOWN….
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Sarah Silverman on her Balcony in Leggings…
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Mena Suvari Big Booty
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Camila Cabello Crop Top
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Kim K – Bikini Nasty
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Dua Lipa in a Magazine
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Ana Armas and Affleck Dad
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Lucy Hale
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eva longoria in a summer dress
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Loly Collins in a Jump suit
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Ambrosio Shops
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Chantel Jefferis Whore in Mask and Fitness Gear that Hugs her Pussy
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Where’s Waldo…
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Whack Off Wednnesday!
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Shower Booty Shake
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Amateur Reddit Couple….
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Did I Hurt You?
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Leaked Nudes of Some Nasty Athlete!
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Well That Was Something Different…
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Lezzers in the Changing Room
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Sushi SUSHI…
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5 Tinder Girls…
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2020

20

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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There’s a meme going around about how men don’t hate strong women, we hate overly sensitive, easy to anger, quick to attack, rude bitches who have convinced themselves that they are strong but they are really just victim, whining victims waiting for a rich guy to come in and solve all their problems while allowing them to chill all day…which isn’t so much strong as it is weak and annoying…

These women claiming to be strong are like the junior executive in the office who walks around in a fake “business” accent, wearing business attire, dropping business cliche’s like “it’s not business it is personal”…while playing his idea of “corporate” boss…like a terrible actor….but the sex worker version.

The funny thing is that the general population don’t see through the bullshit, believe what they are told, and buy into it…allowing these self proclaimed heroes who are really losers go onto live hero lives while being losers.

WILD. When a whore doesn’t realize she’s a whore but thinks she’s a leader of an activist movement like she’s running the Black Panthers in the late 60s, when really she’s just running her OnlyFans…is crazy…but instead of being called crazy she’s called inspiring…crazy.

Not that you care, Here are some stepLINKS

Irina Shayk Dancing Like a Stripper for black Dudes
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Dude Gets 150k for his “IM GOD” License Plate
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Moped Driver Almost Dies
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Everything You Need to Know About Busty Chanelle Punton
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Disney Kid Gets 300 Days for Domestic Violence
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How Bill Bender Made 1 Billion Dollars on Horse Racing
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Sydney Sweeney is a Cali Girl…
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Video Games : The Evolution Of Structures!
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Constance Wu – Undercover Stripper Makes 600 Dollars Giving Lap Dances…which is What she Should Make Making Movies
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The Bachelor for Seniors is Coming and So Am I…
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2019

06

May

Iggy Azalea Anna Nicole Smith But Not Far Enough of the Day

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Iggy Aazlea is so beat, here she is in some weird Anna Nicole Smith Fetish gear, if only she went that one step further and killed herself in HOLLYWOOD FLORIDA …at the Hard Rock Casino…you know to really commit to this storyline / photoshoot…..instead of mocking our god Anna Nicole and all the amazingness she did before the drug addiction took over….maybe she should be emulating her like a copycat she is…because in case you didn’t know everything about IGGY AZALEA…even her ass is some mooch, purchased, stolen, ripped off, scam…..there is zero original to anything that she does, and more importantly…there is zero interesting about her….even when she’s out there whoring for attention looking like some muppet that’s been shit on or used to wipe your drunken ass with after some diarrhea and left in the corner forgotten…only to resurface when you’re cleaning your room all smelling like shit and probably better off thrown in the trash…if you know what I mean…

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2019

15

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Here is Candice Swanepoel showing off her Belly that looks pretty fit after spending the last 3 years pregnant, because she has a multi million dollar contract to commit to…and getting fit is one of those things where if you’re going to get paid a million dollars…you’re gonna fucking do it…not to mention when you’re a vain and vapid model for an Underwear brand from every mall in America, you have a level of expectation for yourself to not become fat…not until you’re really done, contract is expired and you can turn to eating….

I assure you if you offered obese people 1,000,000 dollars to get fit in 12 months, very last one of them would get off their fat asses, drop the ice cream, chips and butter they like to suck on cuz they heard it was KETO, and would drop the weight…maybe 1 or 2 would fail…and these are people that started out at 350 pounds…so for an underwear model to do it is far less intersting or impressive….

So when I look at old lady Candice Swanepoel and her wrecked Vagina she keeps under wraps, all I see is a mom of two with a mangled Belly Button..

You see cuz kids, the worst STD ruin people, even when they get fit as fuck after the kids, they are forever damaged.

It’s pretty obnoxious or bold of her to have gone this route and not waited until she was done with the bikini modelling, unfair and irresponsible to the fans I say…..but you all probably still like it….cuz you’re all fucking sick fucks.

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2019

08

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel still in her bikini…she’s a mom of two…has been pregnant for a long time, like 4 years…because Africans have a longer gestation period than Americans…that’s not racism, she’s white, you fucks…racism is what she probably is thanks to being white….from Africa…with her first hand involvement of the white oppressing the blacks by making slaves out of them….

She must work out…

A body like this on a mom of two who has been pregnant for the last 40 months…makes zero sense to a regular guy like me who knows women who still haven’t lost their baby weight and their kids are in their 40s….

She’s obviously still hot, despite being a mom….rare for sure but it happened…

She has been one of the most boring VS models of all time…who has only worked with Victoria’s Secret, has had no scandals or excitement and who is now out there navigating her next move while moving into her 30s…with an amazing ass for a skinny girl…

It isn’t magical….but it’s better than not staring at a thong ass on a half nude model…and that’s what it’s all about.

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2019

27

Feb

Iggy Azalea Lingerie and New Face of the Day

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Iggy Azalea the hooker, who has rebuilt her personal brand, buy rebuilding herself through plastic surgery procedures, is back with some lingerie pics….

I have zero confidence that she is not a hooker. I know too many Australian girls, who are just done for anything, who don’t even care about the fame….turning tricks in their own right….they are all over instagram, just having a good time….

So to see one culturally appropriate rap music, and put her own weird white spin on it, with her dumb hip hop twang, fully designed for the white mainstream….that she saw success with….that allowed her to give some bullshit storyline behind…that America just accepted as fact…but that wasn’t fact…

You can’t get Work Visas that easily….you get deported…she wasn’t deported…but should have been…but with the help of rich dudes into her lies…or into making money off her lies…and her ass is one of her lies…she’s still here…

You’d think she was an irrelevant nobody..but apparently…she’s a somebody…at least that’s what the fake news media tells us…so look at her slutty selfies.

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