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Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Bikini

Here is Candice Swanepoel showing off her Belly that looks pretty fit after spending the last 3 years pregnant, because she has a multi million dollar contract to commit to…and getting fit is one of those things where if you’re going to get paid a million dollars…you’re gonna fucking do it…not to mention when you’re a vain and vapid model for an Underwear brand from every mall in America, you have a level of expectation for yourself to not become fat…not until you’re really done, contract is expired and you can turn to eating….

I assure you if you offered obese people 1,000,000 dollars to get fit in 12 months, very last one of them would get off their fat asses, drop the ice cream, chips and butter they like to suck on cuz they heard it was KETO, and would drop the weight…maybe 1 or 2 would fail…and these are people that started out at 350 pounds…so for an underwear model to do it is far less intersting or impressive….

So when I look at old lady Candice Swanepoel and her wrecked Vagina she keeps under wraps, all I see is a mom of two with a mangled Belly Button..

You see cuz kids, the worst STD ruin people, even when they get fit as fuck after the kids, they are forever damaged.

It’s pretty obnoxious or bold of her to have gone this route and not waited until she was done with the bikini modelling, unfair and irresponsible to the fans I say…..but you all probably still like it….cuz you’re all fucking sick fucks.


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