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2018

02

Mar

Hilary Rhoda Erotic Pantyhose Campaign of the Day

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If you got model legs, you should be marketing pantyhose, because it’s something that just makes logical sense….but not enough models are marketing pantyhose, which is upsetting pantyhose fetishists, maybe there’s not a huge market for the pantyhose market, like there was in the 80s Sears Catalogs, or maybe this kind of thing happens all the time, I am just out of the loop because I am not an official pantyhose fetishists, but that doesn’t mean I don’t love the things pantyhose do…or that I don’t remember the first time a girlfriend back in the era of pantyhose walked around after her shitty waitressing job in her pantyhose…the smell of feet radiating from the fabric that tightly hugged her into an erotic shape I insisted on jerking off on…

That said, Hilary Rhoda must be pretty old by now, but she’s still busting out legs..and here they are.

Posted in:Hilary Rhoda|SFW

2016

07

Dec

Hilary Rhoda Naked for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Jesus…David Bellemere did another photoshoot. This guy is shooting nude girls every fucking day, it’s just impossible for one person to put out this much content for mainstream and some lower level publications. Clearly he’s either double dipping in a “While I have you here, lets do a shoot”…or dude just knows exactly how to shoot the same damn picture…naked models…over and over again..it’s become fast food..he just churns it out…like a big mac…

Along with Victoria’s Secret, other brands, magazines, his own weird calendar project..his OG gig with LUI…dude’s just got 5 shoots published a day…

The model is Hilary Rhoda…Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable shortening, or the fucking family jug of Arizona Ice Tea….because mom’s gotta bake some fucking cookies……or lube herself up real good – to fit into her pants..you get what I’m saying….and that is that I’d like to wrestle Hilary Rhoda for anything…but mainly for the erections..

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2016

29

Jul

Hilary Rhoda is Not Hillary Clinton of the Day

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Last night I tweeted and no one read something like “Hilary Duff has aged horribly” as Hillary Clinton made her boring speech in her pant suit…and some hooker asked me what the reference or the joke was and there really wasn’t much of a reference or a joke…it was more if we’re gonna be talking about a Hillary, let’s get off this annoying feminist Class ceiling that I am sure is a real thing, I just don’t need to listen to fat chicks like Lena Dunham talk about it, and as a Canadian I am not offended by women in positions of power, if anything I like women being the earners so that I don’t have to be….I was just saying let’s focus on fun, hot, silly Hilaries – who aren’t 70 year old public servants….

So today, I bring you Hilary Rhoda, who I am not actually bringing you, I don’t even know who she is or what this shoot is for, she’s just a model on her knees and half naked and I like that better than all the other Hillary that’s been pumped into my brain – and I’m a fucking Canadian and don’t actually care about this shit or that Donald Trump who is clearly a scamming shitty business man who fucks people over saying words he doesn’t believe based on bullshit and not fact but targeting a huge portion of America who don’t believe in google as much as they believe their misinformation in their souls….

Point being…let’s Hilary Rhoda….to silence all the other nonsense going on..

Posted in:Hilary Rhoda|SFW

2016

13

May

Hilary Rhoda in a Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…and not the good kind of crab eaters….the terrifying crab eaters you’d expect to see wrestling in the walmart parking lot over the last 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil…

She’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying said 25 gallon jug of vegetable oil to make chips and cookies and all the good things that brings on diabetes and diabetes medication before losing her fucking foot…giving a good excuse to not work but to sit at home in affordable elastic waistband pants watching reality TV and all the other bullshit fat poor people out of work watch…but not before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….SUPERSIZE ME….

Instead she’s all hot in this magazine…

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2014

30

Apr

Hilary Rhoda is Hot in W of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is some model who is engaged to some Hockey Player from Canada named Sean Avery…which I guess has nothing to do with anything…because she’s already secured herself as a Sports Illustrated Model without him…and here she is in W magazine wearing what could be a bikini, because that’s what bikini models do, and I am posting it because I liked the pictures…you know in a basic low level retard kind of “those colours are nice” kind of way…

I could go into her history as a greek girl, and wonder if like Maria Menounos she liked Greek, but I realize there’s no point, every girl likes anal, even those who aren’t naturally or genetically predisposed to it…

I could go onto her wikipedia or her instagram to see who the person behind the bikini body is…but who gives a fuck, like a retard likes playing with rocks, I just like the pics…

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2013

22

Jan

Hilary Rhoda Hot For Vogue Spain of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is an SI Model…who is amazingly American…and even more amazingly from Maryland….the land of fat crab eaters…but she’s not obese like Kate Upton…..and 98 percent of your population…she’s one of the good ones…the last standing skinny ones….who at 25 doesn’t look like she needs a motor scooter to get her through the aisles at Walmart while buying chips, cookies, diabetes medication and affordable elastic waistband pants before stopping at McDonald’s on the way out….but instead she’s all hot in Vogue Spain…maybe more people should take her amazing lead…..

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2012

18

Oct

Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld, Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski Office Erotica for Self Service of the Day

I don’t know who is who in this shoot…I just know the models are Karlie Kloss, Daphne Groeneveld , Hilary Rhoda and Constance Jablonski and they are giving me fucking boners…I don’t know if it is because I never worked in an office and was more of a warehouse rat who would always see the nicely dressed ladies who ignore me in the halls…and would jerk off thinking about it on my 15 minute break….or maybe it is because all this virtual office, casual friday, working from home, womens equal rights, sexual harrassment…just makes wanting to have an office far less appealing…I blame the fact that I can’t legally fuck my secretary up the ass while drunk on scotch for my failed life….but this fashion shoot…brings out the fantasy of better times….I dig it….probably cuz they are babes….office erotica for the win.

Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Daphne Groeneveld|Hilary Rhoda|Karlie Kloss

2012

25

May

Hilary Rhoda Big Tits in Vogue Spain’s June Edition of the Day

Hilary Rhoda is an SI bikini model…She is American…and a bikini model…and she is in a bikini…showing off her busty amazingness…in a bikini cuz she’s a bikini model and I love bikinis…especially on bikini models…because they are build to look good in the shit….you know out of all other women…they have been given the ever important task of being one of the few who are paid to wear bikinis…and properly represent the bikini to the world…..making her definitely worth looking at in her bikini…she’s like a hero…and this is her power…

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2011

01

Mar

Some Model Vagina for Fashion for i-D mag of the Day

Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica Stam, Erin Wasson but only one of them was willing to show her hipster, model, fashionista bush I love so much, and I can only assume the one who showed her hipster, model, fashionista bush was the one who no one’s ever heard of before, cuz the others are all super models and shit and don’t need to flash cunt in some Magazine spread to get noticed, they save that level of prostitution for the big payouts…

Not that I care….I’m just happy to see half naked models in pictures instead of in person, cuz it reminds me how many wrong turns I’ve taken in life…something we all need to embrace….

Posted in:Chanel Iman|Erin Wasson|Hilary Rhoda|Jessica Stam

2009

07

Oct

Hilary Rhoda Bikini Pictures from Twitter of the Day

Twitter is really a waste of time. It’s a whole lot of fucking noise. Just people writing bullshit no one cares about, but who people seemingly care about, cuz they sign-up to a motherfucker’s useless information feed. I figure that world has e nough distractions and I don’t need to know little quirky, often times boring, snippets of people I don’t know’s life.
I don’t help with my Twitte behavior because I just write total fucking nonsense that comes to me when I am living my seriously menial life. I mean observations I don’t even remember an hour after I see the shit, but I post the shit because it’s almost an obligation to the 2 people who read my twiiter shit, like I have some kind of audience to impress, like twitter is some kind of virtual stage, which it isn’t.

The issue is that I write bullshit on the internet all day, it’s the job I gave myself 5 years ago and sure I suck at it, but I have a lot of practice, and that almost gives me reason to use the shit cuz I am accustomed to polluting people’s lives with real drivel, like this post for example, and even I don’t see the point….

All that Twitter has to offer is for fans of models, celebrities, pornstars to get the inside scoop in their lives, to put the tabloids to rest, while giving the fans the feeling of being able to interact with them.

When I started the site, celebrities, models and pornstars weren’t accessible. Their emails and phone numbers secret. They didn’t interact with us or tell us what they were eating, doing, watching on TV and we drew our own conclusions about them and I preferred that cuz now I have no choice but to seriously hate these bitches, when before their was a glimmer of hope that they were cool behind the way they were marketed.
So this model Hilary Rhoda is using Twitter the way a lot of the attention whores are and that’s the one single okay thing about twitter I can’t hate, and that’s thru posting half naked pics, these happen to be behind the scenes from her SI photoshoots….

Posted in:Bikini|Hilary Rhoda