Jessica Stam Archives Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2016

02

Feb

Jessica Stam in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Stam is some Canadian farm girl turned multi millionaire thanks to modelling after being found at a local TIm Hortons, which to anyone who knows Canada, knows that Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin Donuts, and it attracts the lowest fucking form of human looking for a dollar of coffee…and I guess hi paid fashion models dying for their Ice Cap – which makes her story almost comical…

She is from a religious family, with 6 brothers….from a fucking farm…I mean a farm, not a fucking farm, although these religious freaks are all about the fucking…when they’re preaching and abstinence cracks under human pressure and temptation called wanting to fuck…and when they do it, instead of doing it in their casual two people connecting kind of way, they go all out and fuck babies…

That’s not to say Jessica Stam has been fucked by her religious family ,but she has probably been fucked by a lot more, you know these girls getting paid to get naked, half naked by major brands and photographers…for pretty much all of her 20s…Sinner.

I wonder if she’s been blacklisted from Christmas dinner, or if fame and fortune outweighs JESUS.

She’s in a bikini – looking good.

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2014

14

Aug

Jessica Stam in Some Weirdo Photoshoot of the Day

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Jessica Stam is some Canadian farm girl turned multi millionaire thanks to modelling after being found at a local TIm Hortons, which to anyone who knows Canada, knows that Tim Hortons is our version of Dunkin Donuts, and it attracts the lowest fucking form of human looking for a dollar of coffee…which makes her story almost comical…

She is from a religious family, with 6 brothers….from a fucking farm…now getting paid to get naked, half naked by major brands and photographers…for pretty much all of her 20s…I wonder if they hate her for being a sinner. This is exactly what their got opposes…

Well if they don’t, they probably will now. This photoshoot is on some fetish shit…not some fashion shit..and I kind of love it.

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2013

22

Feb

Jessica Stam is the Hottest She’s Been in a Long Time of the Day

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Canadian Supermodel Jessica Stam is a babe. She’s pretty much fell off the map as far as I’m concerned, because she used to have high profile boyfriends, and she was in every fashion shoot, but was never one of those high sex appeal models working for lingerie companies that we are into…..but today…today that has all changed….a new beginning for her….and new chapter….a new half naked model is born….into my kind of porn…doing a lingerie campaign I love….Good job

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2011

01

Mar

Some Model Vagina for Fashion for i-D mag of the Day

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Chanel Iman, Hilary Rhoda, Jessica Stam, Erin Wasson but only one of them was willing to show her hipster, model, fashionista bush I love so much, and I can only assume the one who showed her hipster, model, fashionista bush was the one who no one’s ever heard of before, cuz the others are all super models and shit and don’t need to flash cunt in some Magazine spread to get noticed, they save that level of prostitution for the big payouts…

Not that I care….I’m just happy to see half naked models in pictures instead of in person, cuz it reminds me how many wrong turns I’ve taken in life…something we all need to embrace….

Posted in:Chanel Iman|Erin Wasson|Hilary Rhoda|Jessica Stam

2010

18

Oct

Jessica Stam for Vogue UK of the Day

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I know she’s not posing naked…she’s not even posing half naked and I have no reason to post this, other than that I’ve started a new feature called “Girls DJ AM Boned Before he Died who have Blocked me on Twitter” and it was a toss up between posting pictures of Nicole Richie, or this model bitch….

Now you may not know who Jessica Stam is, but she is a textbook case of retarded but good looking enough to save her….She was taken out of school at 14 and has the brain of an 11 year old..seriously dumb as fucking shit…fully retarded or at least retarded enough for even me, someone who hates people who block me, to say “Thank god she’s got her look to make her money, cuz otherwise bitch would end up dead trying to do the wiring in her house with her tongue, or something equally dumb as shit”….but after much thought, I’m pretty stupidness makes makes for good sex not because you’ve wanted to fuck an 11 year old without all the negative attention….but because stupid people are easy to get what you want out of them…

Here are her pics from a recent VOGUE UK shoot to start my day….while your day is probably halfway through…

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2009

15

Oct

Jessica Stam Shows Off Her Back of the Day

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Jessica Stam is a model from a farm in Canada that if I would have known about her before she got famous, I would have totally knocked on the family’s door late one rainy or snowy night complaining that my car had broken down up the road and that I needed to use a phone, where I would pretend their was no answer at the garage I was calling, leading to these people of god to offer me a place to stay in their guest room, because that’s just the kind of people farmers are, then when everyone was asleep, I would have totally snuck into her room and jerked off on her hair while she slept, because I’m not down with rape, but surprise cumshots are just funny, then I’d head to bed and wake up to a nice pancake breakfast her mom made me before heading out on my way, but instead she dated DJ AM before he died, she’s made millions of dollars and she’s pretty alright lookin, and here is her back.

Pics via Bauer

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2007

30

Oct

I am – Jessica Stam is a Model with a Mustache of the Day

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So this is some model named Jessica Stam who is supposed to be pretty popular now so I decided to try to find her on Facebook since seducing “it” girls on the internet is what I do, except for the seducing part because they usually just block and delete me. I tell them how I want to give them abortions and other retarded shit that doesn’t translate into funny online, kinda like this site.

Either way, I came across these pictures and realized that she may be a hot model in pictures and on the runway, but she’s not a hot girl at events and in candid pictures and figured I’d post them for you all to see and hopefully to get back to her because let’s face it, she’s better than anything I’ve fucked. So her crack addict bags under her eyes and her mustache aren’t really that big of a deal to me. The addicts I’ve fucked didn’t even have both their eyes, and it’s just nice to see that she makes enough money for me to wallet fuck her with my limp dick in hopes of K-Feding her to support my retirement plan, but then again the dude who just gave me a coffee a Starbucks makes enough money to support my retirement. I’m not very luxurious, despite popular belief.