I know she’s not posing naked…she’s not even posing half naked and I have no reason to post this, other than that I’ve started a new feature called “Girls DJ AM Boned Before he Died who have Blocked me on Twitter” and it was a toss up between posting pictures of Nicole Richie, or this model bitch….

Now you may not know who Jessica Stam is, but she is a textbook case of retarded but good looking enough to save her….She was taken out of school at 14 and has the brain of an 11 year old..seriously dumb as fucking shit…fully retarded or at least retarded enough for even me, someone who hates people who block me, to say “Thank god she’s got her look to make her money, cuz otherwise bitch would end up dead trying to do the wiring in her house with her tongue, or something equally dumb as shit”….but after much thought, I’m pretty stupidness makes makes for good sex not because you’ve wanted to fuck an 11 year old without all the negative attention….but because stupid people are easy to get what you want out of them…

Here are her pics from a recent VOGUE UK shoot to start my day….while your day is probably halfway through…

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