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2014

06

Jun

Karlie Kloss for Vogue Paris of the Day

You know Karlie Kloss as the outcast Victoria’s Secret model. The socially awkward, weird looking one with no real body who is potentially having sex with Taylor Swift…

She’s obscure, awkward, tall and skinny, and despite loving tall and skinny, I find her sex appeal non existent..…

She’s the one who came out of the fashion world and who everyone says “what the fuck is that”…but who makes a ton of fucking money being “what the fuck is that”….because I guess she’s good at it…and owns it and if you have what was probably considered a birth defect being a 6 foot 5 tall woman..worked out for her…like Downs Syndrome worked for Chris Burke…

And for some reason, I think she looks great in these Vogue pics…

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