Karlie Kloss is a fucking tank.

I never understood how she ended up a VS model, there is nothing hot or lingerie model about her….I did however understand why Taylor Swift adopted her, because she was big enough to throw Taylor Swift around in the bedroom, and when you’re a broken rich as fuck famous person, sexual addiction is usually what comes with the territory…it’s the trade off…and when you’re as powerful as Taylor Swift in a world filled with Groupies…we can assume there’s a line-up of people, like Karlie Kloss who even have money of their own, waiting to be friends with Taylor Swift, because she’s Taylor Swift and that can help elevate their careers and is really the only reason anyone is friends with Taylor Swift..cuz she’s the worst…

Speaking of the worst, as I stare at Karlie Kloss jogging, it’s safe to say she’s the lingerie model with the worst body…and that may or may not be an accomplishment…but it’s something and it’s here…

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