Karlie Kloss has been a mystery to me since she first became a Victoria’s Secret model, which is really what put her on the map.

She just didn’t make sense to me, she was basically flat chested and terrifyingly tall. They picked her up on the Runway, doing normal androgynous model shit, and all of a sudden she’s in her underwear for money.

I don’t know if her lesbian relationship with Taylor Swift had anything to do with it, but it was a confusing time….that we don’t really need to bother with because even at her peak she was irrelevant….

She’s not Jewish, married to a Kushner and official socialite…because dreams come true when you get naked for money….tell that to every girl you know…it is the life lesson of the day.

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