Karlie Kloss doesn’t seem to go by Karlie Kushner professionally since it probably gives some people in her entertainment/model industry the creeps, assuming they get the creeps, which I don’t assume…since they are creeps.

The reality is that all these people, the 1% if you will, know each other, vacation together and live like West Side Story, not that I’ve seen West Side Story, but like two rival gangs who still go to all the same places as each other, while talking shit about each other behind their backs, as us peasants look up to them like they are more important than us because they live in the Hamptons, Miami Beach, St Barths, or all of the above….

So yeah, the tall as fuck tits that Taylor Swift probably squirted on before they got Kushnered….posing with her DIARY so ya’ll know she’s got deep thoughts….as journaling is soul-work, or some other white girl wine drinking, bitch on a yacht trying to find something to do now that she doesn’t have to work bullshit.

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