Sydney Sweeney rolled into Africa all White privileged all dressed in her Safari best, looking like a colonialist big game hunter coming to kill the exotic animals to put on display back at her Florida manse.

I wish the woke mob would be outraged when tourists head to Africa and dress like colonialists who took over Africa, but only because I like when the woke mob is totally outraged over nonsense.

Sweeney, like most rich people, just appropriated a look and style of the event she was attending, like going to a rock show dressed like a rocker or a country concert in her best cowboy apparel since every day is Halloween for these theatre kids.

They were like “it’ll be so fun to go on an African Safari and turn it into a Khaki fashion show for instagram in our African Safari bests”….disregarding the tribal genocide that took place over generations to allow for her to have this experience.

Luckily for Sweeney, the poachers didn’t accidentally shoot her or even titty fuck her, at least not on video, which would have been more interesting as the wild animals, since Sweeney is basically a titty safari we’d all like to take a modified land rover through…

Point is, if you didn’t have safari porn fetish, now is a good time to start one….because Hollywood’s recently single, she called off her engagement, pretty mcuh Hollywood sex worker is bringing em without really bringing em…because we can’t see the tits that have acted as if they were a caged animal being jerked off to by millions over the last few years…for whatever reason, she’s trying to convince you she’s modest while on Safari because she’ doesn’t want to catch no Malaria or AIDS.

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Sydney Sweeney is being hyped up because her production company that she owns because her tits make her a lot of money, have optioned a short story that some Reddit Freak wrote about a girl who fake her disappearance, which is probably getting the Reddit Freaks as excited as a good pee video, Trump dis-pun, Vaccine Denier troll, and whatever else those genderless libtard freaks do….

I don’t know if you ever read Reddit, but it’s pretty much the general tone of Canada, which is generally awful.

You know, because one of their own has done more than just become a BUZZFEED article….they’ll be an actual movie.

I guess, I should have spent my days on reddit instead of hear, because then maybe Sydney Sweeney would be playing ME in a movie she optioned from a weirdo on Reddit.

She hired the writer of Forrest Gump, Benjamin Button, a star is born….a man named Eric Roth….who was scammed by Bernie Madoff and who lost his retirement money because of the scam….forcing him to write Reddit based movies….sad end to such a great career….

Anyway, I am just forced to watch her in her underwear in whatever this clip is….

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Sydney Sweeney has lost the bulk and is back to her fit self, luckily she left her tits behind and built some ass in the process.

You may not remember it, but she pulled a Millie Bobby Brown and called out the people who called her out for being fat after she went viral for being fat.

I think it was a marketing tactic, to generate hype around her serious effort and sacrifices she made in her upcoming movie where she doesn’t play the naked tits, but rather some bull dyke boxer in the 1990s.

Anne Hathaway won an Oscar for shaving her head, the Academy thought that was really her commitment to the role, which overshadowed the fact she isn’t a very good actor.

Sweeney hyping up how fat she was before losing it all, is similar tactics…

Anyway, she was at the Oscar because she’s probably the most viral actor around, it’s her industry, these are her people and it’s a great opportunity to get paid by brands to wear their dress and diamonds…

So this is sponsored by MiuMiu and DeBeers….and your boners from her thick full tits…

Since I’m into ASS ….this is a nice development in the Sweeney development…

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Paris Hilton had a party for her 100th birthday, she wanted important people there, important people wanted to be there, when really none of them are actually important, they are boring piles of overrated shit but retards seem to like them.

Paris Hilton has worked behind the scenes since falling off the map for the 15 years she disappeared from our lives, which were the good years, unless you were into seeing her DJ at obscure parties in the middle east, she was relatively no where to be found.

It was the good years, she just collected her Royalty Checks from creating Kim Kardashian, before deciding she wanted attention again, so she did the whole influencer thing, pop star thing, getting back on TV thing and now she’s everywhere.

Being an investor, an agency, a behind the scenes person wasn’t a bad thing, she still made stupid money, but I guess her giant man feet didn’t get jerked off to enough.

So in being back, she’s had a part for her birthday, she brought all kinds of industry “It” girls to the party…the most interesting of the girls were Sydney Sweeney’s tits, because without those girls, we’d be forced to stare at Sweeney’s face.

I don’t know if the event was at the museum, but a petrified Paris Hilton and her petrified herpes pussy was the Marquee attraction at the event…She’s some kind of weird artifact that should be in a dead and in a museum…but instead she continues to exist and people, celebrities, celebrate her like she’s not a vile contribution to society….because they are all groupie fucks and also vile contributions to society.

Making America Great requires ridding us of these monsters….starting with Sia…she’s the big one in the tarp who looks like a bald gay man…

Where are the LA wildfires they speak of when you NEED them…but Sweeney still has tits.

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Sydney Sweeney is marketed as the most viral and important celebrity of our time.

For those who don’t know, she went viral for her tits in Euphoria, which young people happened to watch, when young people don’t watch anything.

Like the OnlyFans girls who rose out of the Pandemic, Sweeney and her dopey face rose out of the pandemic as the only celebrity people care about or who has influence.

She barely posted on her social media because she doesn’t really care about her fans, until realizing it’s a money stream the brands want to push product through.

So now, she keeps her profile semi-active, so that she can post the ads in between and get paid the easy fucking money.

You know, because she’s an ARTIST…

I typically don’t care about the shamelessness of these idiots in this consumer driven world. They want money, idiots want to spend money, it’s just a little lazier than I’d want to see marketing dollars spent….

More importantly, they are insincere in their messaging, it’s just a cash grab….

So Sweeney, who has a multi million dollar deal with Samsung is pretending to be excited with Samsung’s new AI plans….

We all know she doesn’t care about that shit…..and to make it WORSE…she’s not even showing off her tits…

Clearly, she lacks total respect for her audience and think you’re all fucking stupid….

Which is why in protest of this ad, you should throw out your Samsung products and buy some bootleg flip phones from CHINA…

Fuck the internet, fuck the social media, while thinking of titty fucking Sweeney…even though she hasn’t delivered the titty fuck content since deciding to go mainstream and take on the role of relevant celebrity….

Here you will see Sydney Sweeney “Can’t fucking wait for the fucking AI updates on my SAMSUNG PHONE” lie….because she’s an actor and text overlay is way easier and convincing in the lie than actually looking to the camera and straight up lying.

Like this bitch is excited about a Samsung update, like ANYONE is excited about a SAMSUNG update, get the fuck out of here….

They treat us like idiots, because we are idiots…..

Now….since Sweeney is being paid over 1,000,000 dollars of this campaign, here’s a list from AI, not SAMSUNG’s AI Sweeney is CREAMING over while looking at her paycheck….of movies that had a less than 1,000,000 dollar budget…

MEANING, the Artist, the CREATIVE, the genius that is Sweeney and her tits, could have DONE SOMETHING OF VALUE with that money….

Clerks
The Blair Witch Project
Mad Max (the original)
Paranormal Activities
Tangerine
Eraserhead
Pi
Slacker
Dinner with Andre

Instead, you get this…..

Total misuse of funds, something great could have been done, but why bother because of laziness..

Stop celebrating laziness and lies, DEMAND MORE out of these assholes….

She was at some set shooting looking like shit…paparazzi ere there…check it out by CLICK HERE

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Here is some masterful artwork from the legendary MadamMeow, the queen of the stepFORUM herself.

They say a picture says 1000 words and this piece of digital art tells you EVERYTHING you need to know about Sydney Sweeney.

Most importantly, it offers us hope of an ideal hybrid human, one which has tits and ass on the same side, so that you don’t have to deal with the dopey inbred or retarded face.

All these LIBTARD freaks with their gender dysmorphia from the chemicals in the food, the DNA in their vaccines, the media brainwashing them….doing things like getting government subsidized pussies built from their dicks…

When really, all they should be doing is trying to figure out how to move the tits to their backs!

Now, you may remember Sweeney created a viral moment for exposing someone who called her fat now that she’s thicker. It was a tactic to make her a victim of trolling, online abuse and all that other shit that people buy into, while also drawing attention to the body morphing she had to undertake for her role as a lesbian boxer from the 80s, to make it seem like she made real sacrifices for her “art” which to date has really been showing off her tits.

So here she is responding to the haters in about 1000 bikini pics for you to jerk off to: CLICK HERE

Sweeney posted a bunch of pictures of her final days of 2024 with her family, actual friends and the people who have figured out how to get in her inner circle and mooch off her.

Check it out!

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Sydney Sweeney got paid to wear a red dress with her rockin tits.

It’s not that exciting, but her and her team postured this series of Q4 advertising deliverables for success.

She gets paid stupid to promote these brands because she is one of the more viral of celebs thanks to her tits.

Now she’s a hero who has overcome so much, because the internet called her fat due to her weight gain they are drawing attention to that no one actually cares about, when really they should be calling her face inbred, fetal alcohol syndrome or dopey…

Calling her fat is retarded, even with the weight gain they want you to notice and debate for marketing purposes….

Calling her overrated and weirdly faced is another story.

Either way, they are rolling out the end of year cash grab, with the tits.

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Sydney Sweeney and her team of marketing experts blew some trolls calling her fat in her bikini paparazzi pics out of hand, in order to create some bullshit victim storyline that she can rise from like a phoenix as the winner.

So she had grown-ups fighting on social media as to whether she was fat or not, when clearly she’s not fat.

No one was fighting about her dopey fucking face, it was a “fat” fight…that allowed her to bring attention to the sacrifices in hotness she made for her movie role as a dyke boxer in the 80s.

It helped secure her commitment to the cause or to her craft of actor, despite being pretty shitty at acting, but she was willing to get muscular thick for a role, give her an Oscar.

It helped her get people wanting her to release more nude or slutty content to prove the haters how NOT fat she is.

How her fat is her tits and we like that kind of fat.

It all laid the foundation for her to release a fashion campaign with a fashion brand that pays her a lot of money, where she’s topless under her jacket or sweater, TITTY SWEATER… like a basic whore.

But she’s not a whore, she’s empowered and proving the haters wrong!

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Sydney Sweeney was the star of some elaborate internet marketing troll where the paparazzi captured her outside her Florida home, where she’s purchased oceanfront property in the Keys, which are totally paparazzi accessible by water.

Apparently people were calling her fat, which offended the internet because that’s what rage bait does.

The truth is she’s just got a broken down inbred looking face and has been ugly with the hot tits, not the first Butterface with a hot set of tits to make it in America…

But the fat thing was a little out there, since there are REAL fat chicks out there and I’m the first anyone who isn’t ANOREXIA fat.

I was under the impression the people figured out her face was basic as fuck, but they turned it into her being called fat, because they don’t want to draw attention to her fat, so it became a body empowerment issue because she worked out for her new role as a dyke boxer and she is not fat.

BUT HER TITS STILL ARE…and she brought them out to a boat where they doubled as life preservers beause you can see those beacons from space bro….

NO NEED FOR A LIGHT HOUSE TO GUIDE US BACK HOME….just throw big tits on the bow to bow maiden and the pirates will find their way to shore..

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In the event you didn’t know, the publicity machine behind Sweeney have decided to use her recent thickness into some empowering marketing moment, by staging trolls and having her come out on top, like a her…as if Sweeney reads the comments on her social media she barely uses unless it’s to post paid ads.

So Sydney Sweeney did an edit where she posted all the hate comments about her thick body, which is probably pretty exciting for some of the trolls out there, because when I was a troll, I would have felt validated having my hilarious disses featured.

The highlight comes from someone named JetboyJohnson who said poetically:

She knocked up? Stung by a nest of wasps? Dive into a swimming pool of donuts and chips? Good grief

I don’t waste my time on social media, so that’s probably the reason I don’t bother trolling anymore, but it was a passions of mine early on and probably why I do this stupid site.

My trolling used to get my accounts deleted, not celebrated, because I guess I’m not very good at trolling.

So when ending social media, because I genuinely don’t care about fake fucks showing off, their content is lazy and I’m too old for that shit.

However, I’m glad we’re in an era where these celebs get their feelings hurt and try to rally the troops in proving they are above the comments.

All while exposing the commenters…who I think MAY be their staff through fake accounts…and all part of a marketing scheme to address the fact that she’s looking pretty dumpy thanks to her new role.

You see, it’s an excuse to get noticed for her hard work and the sacrificing of her body when it comes to Oscar time.

It’s an opportunity to bring attention to the hype, since Anne Hathaway won an Oscar for shaving her head, Sweeney probably realizes this is POSSIBLE for her.

She took abuse from haters calling her fat and ugly for a role she trained for….and has all the behind the scenes footage conveniently shot from the gym.

It’s like Christian Bale going from Fat to Skinny….only with bigger tits.

Point being, I like the trolls getting the credit they deserve:

She also posted some slutting in red outfit:

In other news, Sweeney and her dad or DADDY were out in LA. Sweeney in a leather outfit looking dyke, but with tits in lingerie, her man like a homosexual drug dealer on a Yacht in the mediterranean with his tight pants….she kept her sunglasses on because she’s Hollywood you know..

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