Sydney Sweeney was the star of some elaborate internet marketing troll where the paparazzi captured her outside her Florida home, where she’s purchased oceanfront property in the Keys, which are totally paparazzi accessible by water.

Apparently people were calling her fat, which offended the internet because that’s what rage bait does.

The truth is she’s just got a broken down inbred looking face and has been ugly with the hot tits, not the first Butterface with a hot set of tits to make it in America…

But the fat thing was a little out there, since there are REAL fat chicks out there and I’m the first anyone who isn’t ANOREXIA fat.

I was under the impression the people figured out her face was basic as fuck, but they turned it into her being called fat, because they don’t want to draw attention to her fat, so it became a body empowerment issue because she worked out for her new role as a dyke boxer and she is not fat.

BUT HER TITS STILL ARE…and she brought them out to a boat where they doubled as life preservers beause you can see those beacons from space bro….

NO NEED FOR A LIGHT HOUSE TO GUIDE US BACK HOME….just throw big tits on the bow to bow maiden and the pirates will find their way to shore..

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