Sydney Sweeney rolled into Africa all White privileged all dressed in her Safari best, looking like a colonialist big game hunter coming to kill the exotic animals to put on display back at her Florida manse.

I wish the woke mob would be outraged when tourists head to Africa and dress like colonialists who took over Africa, but only because I like when the woke mob is totally outraged over nonsense.

Sweeney, like most rich people, just appropriated a look and style of the event she was attending, like going to a rock show dressed like a rocker or a country concert in her best cowboy apparel since every day is Halloween for these theatre kids.

They were like “it’ll be so fun to go on an African Safari and turn it into a Khaki fashion show for instagram in our African Safari bests”….disregarding the tribal genocide that took place over generations to allow for her to have this experience.

Luckily for Sweeney, the poachers didn’t accidentally shoot her or even titty fuck her, at least not on video, which would have been more interesting as the wild animals, since Sweeney is basically a titty safari we’d all like to take a modified land rover through…

Point is, if you didn’t have safari porn fetish, now is a good time to start one….because Hollywood’s recently single, she called off her engagement, pretty mcuh Hollywood sex worker is bringing em without really bringing em…because we can’t see the tits that have acted as if they were a caged animal being jerked off to by millions over the last few years…for whatever reason, she’s trying to convince you she’s modest while on Safari because she’ doesn’t want to catch no Malaria or AIDS.

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