It’s amazing that no one realizes that Sydney Sweeney isn’t hot.

Apparently TITS are that powerful. Everyone is under her titty spell, it’s weird.

It’s amazing that Cosmo produced low level softcore Glamour Model porn shoots.

The men’s mags have all died off because fuck the toxic male and the patriarchy….

Sure, the guy who owns Steak and Shake still owns Maxim….and Playboy may have gone back to nudity, but we’ll never know…

But the girl magazines that taught girls about anal sex for generations, is out here producing this shit…

What a weird fucking twilight zone we’re in…

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The only ridiculous thing about Sydney Sweeney’s ridiculous tits, is that they are going to make her a billionaire….

This is a case of strictly having tits on your side, sure she may be smart, may have a good team to help her game the system and the system is filled with fucking retards with credit cards….

But ultimately, it all comes down to the tits…

Other billionaires from the internet scam, even the Kardashians have been far more than just having tits, they’ve been annoying attention seeking famous whores for decades…

This one is really just tits.

I am sure it helps that she’s sold her soul to the devil, is partnered with Bezos, is fucking Bieber’s handler….who may have handled Bieber with his tongue, if you know what I mean…

We’re tracking this story….and here’s those tits for the titty brand of tits..

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There was a time when whores dreamt of working for “BIG UNDERWEAR” by getting paid to wear their SKIMPY underwear, since no one would want to get caught in “BIG UNDERWEAR” but when all underwear is controlled by an evil conglomorrate, even the sexiest underwear was BIG UNDERWEAR if you know what I mean…

Sweeney is not really disrupting “BIG UNDERWEAR” because between Kim Kardashian, Rihanna and other influencers who sell underwear, she’s doing the same thing.

She’s just maximizing on her tits she’s already monetized, in a way that may make her billions of dollars, mainly because her partner is Jeff Bezos who will push it to all the idiots out there via AMAZON….

So Sweeney will be a billionaire from this and we will be forced to see her in lingerie shoots, self produced, because dreams of being a model for underwear brands are replaced by DIY…

I figure with big tits and a fit body, she’s better half naked than clothed, so it is a logical direction for her personal brand….while other big titty whores scramble, Sweeney’s sitting tits out at the right table…

Its weird that the big tits have made her a big deal, especially when looking at the content they are producing, it reminds me of aspiring ugly models trying to get nude in shoots to live the model dream, but this is TOP OF THE CHARTS..

Low grade, low frequency, low expectation, low standard people, lazy brain people allow these people to win..but TITS….

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Sydney Sweeney is going to become a lingerie billionaire and like the Victoria’s Secret founder had Jeffrey Epstein as his right hand man he gave his planes to, Sweeney’s got her own pimp and his name is Jeff Bezos.

Since Bezos controls what you all buy, it’s probably the best backer to have and all it took was a hot set of tits and a viral appeal to young people.

So like Rihanna and other Lingerie vendors out there, who use their celebrity to strip down and produce jerk off material in exchange for billions of dollars, like the stripper whores they are…..

Sweeney’s on the scene and she’s hoping the internet is so fucking bored that her lingerie pics arouse them.

I may find it all boring, but I’ll watch it unfold because I have nothing better to do and a half naked or naked Sweeney is the only good Sweeney….it distracts from the face.

Perverts.

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Sydney Sweeney potentially hit big with Gen Z, which meant she hit big with brands and other production companies trying to reach Gen Z, thanks to being in the super dark and depressing Euphoria….

As someone who seemingly likes the underbelly of the world, the degeneracy and the trash and I don’t like the pain that people go through, leading them to drug overdoses, sex work, promiscuity and all that other depressing shit, STICK TO THE FUN SHIT…

Which is why I was not drawn to a Hollywood celebration of that….but it was fraudulent and depressing…..but it gave the world Sweeney’s tits.

I actually like positivity and the celebration of degeneracy, not the dark side of it… once the whore is suicidal and her rectum is prolapsed I focus on the new whores excited about this world….except when I need a discounted lap dance…

Anyway, Euphoria, which they pretend is a culturally relevant show is back, the stars are all 35 now, and Sweeney plays an OF model….with those tits, it’s probably what she was destined to be.

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Obviously, if you’re on this site, it’s because like me, when there was a time we rented movies from movie rental stores because porn and the internet wasn’t as accessible as it is today, we’d only rent movies with nudity rating and we’d fast forward to the nudity because the rest of the movies typically sucked.

It’s where some of us may have discovered some 90s cult classic indy films, while others discovered foreign movies that had full penetrative sex in them.

Maybe you were even the kind of VHS gangster who had the slow motion feature on your machine, where you’d pause the Sharon Stone cunt shot from Basic Instinct….

Some people have memories of the movies they grew up on, like the Star Wars nerds who can’t grow up and now in their 50s remember the joy of that movie experience….while others remember the tits and pussy they’ve seen in movies instead of shitty plot and shitty acting or shitty effects….

The point being, the nudity in the movies is what makes the movies worth jerking of to.

Since porn is now very accessible, the movies need to get more extreme, so they use the Sydney Sweeney’s of the industry to bring out her big hot tits to generate some buzz.

She’s in some movie about being a maid, or something similar, with another set of tits that were fun to look at when she was in her Sydney Sweeney phase of being hyped and naked all the time, Amanda Seyfried and Roy and these are some screenshots some nerd captured for you to jerk off to, instead of actually going to see the movie and putting you through that dog shit…

You come here for the quality content. I know.

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Sydney Sweeney is famous for showing off her large tits, the world needs blonde skinny chicks with big tits, even if they have semi-retarded, inbred looking faces with the dopey eyes….

She is the last ditch effort Hollywood has for a celebrity, doing what I call “the anal scene” equivalent…

What that means is that when people aren’t captivated in your shit anymore, you have to keep on pushing things towards what does work, which is porn.

So when a porn chick dries up, she’s gotta re-engage with an Anal Scene….

So as Hollywood dries up, they have to use Sydney Sweeney’s tits as their Anal Scene.

It’s basically all just CLICKBAIT…to make some noise.

In keeping up the illusion and the hype that she’s important, or the next big thing, even though she can’t act, they need to keep her in the media…or keep her under the right handlers liek Bieber’s handler Scooter Braun’s new project.

They have her in W-Mag, which is meant to be a mainstream magazine, doing Playboy type content, that isn’t flagged as porn, and that remains ad friendly, unless it is posted here, with the sole purpose of you jerking off to it.

She’s grabbing her tit, which is less than she does in all of her movies or scenes you’ve bothered watching of hers….but still grabbing her tits in a mainstream magainze that is reducing themselves to porn too, because no one fucking cares..

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Sydney Sweeney posted some titty pics to her social media feed to promote her new Netflix movie about maids, since everyone loves to talk and debate about her tits.

Being reduced to your big tits is really nothing new for a girl with big tits and using the big tits strategically to further their careers is really in an average woman with big tits’ DNA.

If you ever see a big titty girl out in the wild, who has not leveraged. the tits to get her what she needs, even on a simple level of room and board, you know she’s an idiot.

There should be no poor, homeless or desperate big titty girls out there, no matter how mentally unstable they are, because tits are a currency, they blind and confuse us, and we’ll throw money at them, even if they come with bullshit.

Sydney Sweeney has become top talked about actress all because of her tits, her acting sucks, her face sucks, but the big tits carry her.

She doesn’t just exploit the tits like a fat girl at the christmas party in a cleavage shirt, she rapes them tits to the ground harder than you would if you could…because she’s basically ONLY and ALWAYS tits…

She keeps on bringing the tits, we keep talking about the tits, and I guess that means America is in a healthy place because we can focus on the tits….so Sweeney can produce content around her tits for us to focus on…

Maybe it’s all just a distraction, but she’s posting sexy top pics to the social media, making it a decent kind of distraction….since there are tits.

She’d be nothing without the tits, but she has the tits, so she can use the tits….

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There was a time when I found Amanda Seyfried the most exciting blonde distraction in Hollywood.

She was doing family friendly shit movies and then aggressive nude scenes, all in the same year…or multiple times a year.

She had hot tits and a hot enough body and when you’re someone who bases a movie’s appeal on the nudity, her work was important….

Then she had kids, got old, shined as a lame rich libtard…and I forgot about her….

Only for the younger generation of naked slut, bigger tits, to come through….in the form of Sweeney….Sydney Sweeney…ever heard of her?

The duo were cast in a movie together, in Hollywood’s last ditch effort to compel and seduce the audience…

Two sets of tits on two blondes from different generations but successful for the same reasons….like a passing of the torch…only in a shitty Netflix movie…

They are promoting this movie, Sweeney with tits…and we’ll look at the tits because big cleavage may not be close up penetration porn, but it’s still something…and in Sweeney’s case…A LOT of something…

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Sydney Sweeney still has her tits….

She just wants you to know…

She has white substances on her face like a whore caked in sperm….in a suit too tight for those monster tits…

She has tits….and they are still there.

Christmas miracles happen – it is the most wonderful time of the year!

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