I am old and have higher standards for content that billionaires push on me….

I figure that in Sweeney’s attempt to be a billionaire, with her investor, a serious fucking billionaire (Bezos), they’d put their creative teams together, maybe even find the BEST in the fucking world, to do something interesting with her viral, relevant and overhyped tits…

I get she’s not hot, but people think she’s hot.

I don’t get why people would buy into anything she is selling, but people are retards…

Especially when her audience is seemingly dudes, or fat chicks who wish they were the tits dudes were into….not quite the audience for a successful panty brand….but with money, they can make it work…

I guess the answer my friend is blowing on your balls…straight from your asshole and that is that people don’t care.

People have low standards, low expectations, low quality of life, short attention spans and they lack innovation, just do what others are doing and keep this shit the same fucking hamster wheel of hell that motherfuckers can’t break free of…

If you have low standards, low IG, low expectations, because you’ve been fed dog shit all your life…you’ll never remember a time when things would drop and you’d be impressed…

The internet has desensitized us all, made us hard to please, so instead just keep feeding us the fast food slop…

This is fast food slop…but it comes with tits so you can come if you’re creative enough….

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I guess it’s like prison, where the feminine dudes start looking like ass you want to fuck the longer you stay in there….even though you’re not even prison gay…it’s just the way the balls work…

Because Sweeney’s not hot, her tits aren’t even that spectacular, they are really just tits..

But if an industry feeds you dog shit every fucking day, you’re going to get excited by the least gross dog shit, you know the kind that isnt’ fucking runny, or maybe the kind that is from a rich person’s dog that only eats organic gourmet foods…but you’re still eating dog shit…

So here is that dog shit….we call it SCOOTER’S COOTER…other’s call her Sweeney Sydney, Bezos’ business boobs…

I guess we’re dealing with a generation who has access to so many tits, but get excited by only a few sets of tits they are told to get excited by…like they are starved of tits!

It makes no sense to me!

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Nothing but tits seems to go a long way…

The nice thing about her recent titty content is she’s basically brown paper bagged herself with that “NO SHOES, NOT SHIRTS, NO SERVICE” sign….you have to respect a self aware butter face who know she’s a life support system for her tits.

She’s said BUTTER FACES don’t matter when you have tits, but the tits are even more powerful when you cut out the butter faces so that we don’t get tricked up in them…

You may find SWEENEY hot, that’s your problem….

I’m just here for the tits.

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Apparently Sweeney rang the bell at the Stock Exchange for the Finance Bros to have something to jerk off to.

She didn’t with American Eagle Outfitters CEO who she went viral with for implying that skinny blonde white chicks with big tits are the superior race.

They did some play on words about having good genes and it triggered a bunch of multi-colored dogs to do their best to rabidly attack the big titty blonde on social media.

I think they call it RAGE BAITING for the retard minds to turn on each other in this prison cell they call life…

Probably similar to this Super Bowl Halftime show that was in Spanish and celebrated or glorified the Sugar Plantation slavery and colonialism….not that I watched that shit, sports are too gay for me….but it rage baited people….like it was Sydney Sweeney, who is now some sort of beacon of hope to the white nationalist movement because she’s a skinny blonde with big tits….all aryan and shit…

Anyway, she wore a jean dress, she may have a hard nipple, but more interestingly, she’s giving you a little upskirt fetish content, because up that skirt and between those midget legs, is her BOX.

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WOOF WOOF.

Sydney Sweeney wasn’t at the Super Bowel, unless she was at the Super Bowel and these pictures of her were tits in a dress from a film festival were pre Super Bowel…

I wouldn’t know because I don’t participate in the Super Bowel.

I guess my brain isn’t plugged int into the hive mind machine that feeds our opinions with propaganda, making us Kardasshian loving consumers of dog shit that retards our brains.

Which means, I have not been seduced into the Super Bowel like 90 percent of people seem to be.

Watching rigged games owned by the profiteering rich elite creepers of the world, for an event that targets other rich elite creepers of the world, where they all come together at weird branded events that are hard for anyone but other rich elite creepers and influencers to get into, where they may or may not do their weird satanic rituals and human sacrifices, while a huge group of people are enthralled and under the spell…

The event being called the SUPER BOWEL, with heavy corporate sponsorship from evil brands, where retards wait to see their commercials that market to them, because they aren’t marketed to enough….

With a Halftime show performed by a guy named BAD BUMMY, to break up a bunch of men in tights slapping each others asses and rubbing their faces in each other’s asses while chasing a ball across an invisible line before group showers…..

GAY.

When Ricky Martin is the least gay thing about the Super Bowl, you know you’re in trouble…

So we focus on most important things, like how busted up Sydney Sweeney is, despite being marketed as hot as shit by the same expert marketing and propaganda bullshit that push NFL on your retard brains….

When CLEARLY, she’s just a host body for tits, used to distract the retards through sexualization and confusion…

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Here’s some pics of the overhyped ditch pig in her underwear because MIDGET LEGS don’t count when you have tits…

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I guess the general observation from a full retard like me is that social media has killed innovation.

That’s not to say there aren’t creative geniuses out there, they are probably in bus shelter’s doing FECAL art to keep warm because they are homeless…

Then there’s the fame whores who just want to get noticed, doing vile shit to get noticed, and barely getting noticed, but that doesn’t really count as creative genius, that’s more sad and desperate.

It’s just to say that people are slaves to either the AI, the algorithm, the machine….

They all want things to work so they just do the same tried, tested and true bullshit.

WHY REINVENT THE WHEEL – IT HAS ALREADY BEEN INVENTED…

They do the safe and easy formulaic bullshit that doesn’t really inspire, but rather makes everything feel like mall brand bullshit….and they get rewarded

They do the lazy, obvious and weak…

This is Sweeney’s sold out brand, that would have sold out regardless, since that’s part of the marketing hook, because women are so lame that they buy anything trending for some sort of validation.

Sweeney’s audience is mainly men, but apparently a lot of chicks want to be here because they think they’ll look hotter in her branded panties when they take slutty selfies for their tinder dates….

Unless it’s all just a lie.

So in her marketing of her product, all she really has to do is strip down into the product and ride the tits as she does…

But that makes for uninspired content.

She has an opportunity to do cool things, but instead does boring things, because she doesn’t have to waste her time doing cool things, maybe because as a commercial puppet slave to the satanic demonic industry, she doesn’t even know what cool things are.

She just knows how to do what she is told like a good set of tits…

Here’s her work…wasted opportunities happen every day.

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There are a group of people out there who are not seduced or compelled by Sydney Sweeney’s tits and they can’t understand the hype around Sydney Sweeney, even with the tits and willingness to show the tits….

I am part of that group of people, because when I saw this paparazzi pic of her and her new Handler, who was Justin Bieber’s handler and apparently the guy who found him on youtube and sold his ass to Usher….so he’s stupid rich and has a grip on the pop culture machine….Scooter Braun….

I was like…that girl is zero hot, not even average at best, that’s an unnoticeable mom who works at Walmart but when she gets home, she posts her tits on reddit and gets all the love she misses out on during the day cuz she’s a fucking dog faced pony boy..

Here’s the Sweeney you idiots are looking for….

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Like a fat chick in a tarp they’ve weaved into a dress heading out on the town, Sydney Sweeney’s got tits.

You know the kind of fat girl who has massive fat tits that she pushes up in the biggest bra known to man to give people something to look at that’s not her fatness all thanks to newfound confidence she has, despite hating herself enough to get fat in the first place, but thanks to dating apps like TINDER, she’s been able to secure enough cock to feel like she really matters. Her hot friends have fucked way less than they have because if you’re willing and have a vagina, even a gross one, you’ll always find a dude, or multiple dudes, to fuck you….

Yeah, Sweeney’s got tits….she even took her jacket off so ytou can see them…tits…and it’s as boring as tits can be, which luckily for Sweeney, isn’t that boring.

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