Ceiling eyes with the big tits seems to be in some comic book movie, which I guess is the pivotal place you can be as a celebrity in these modern shitty movies made for shitty people time. The blockbuster comic book movie where all the budgets go, so that people like Sweeney can get paid like a celebrity deserves to be paid….and all thanks to strategically pulling out the tits to generate buzz around herself….

I don’t like comic book movies, the ones I have seen have been painful to watch, it’s just CGI shit breaks my autism….but I do know that other autistics out there fucking love that nerd shit, they jerk off to that nerd shit, and being cast as their favorite character can allow an actor to live a life of Comicon nerds fetishizing her….

So with that, Sweeney and her big tits have made it to the big leagues all thanks to her tits….

Here she is teasing the nerd virgins with comic book shit:

She also brought her big tits out in a dress to some other non-comic book movie:

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Sydney Sweeney is dancing on tables in pink for her social media. I guess it’s a GALENTINES PARTY because it’s Valentine’s themed and the girl seems to have her tits out promoting some movie that MAY be called GALENTINES….

SO WE ARE BEING MARKETED TO BY THE BIG TITS OF HOLLYWOOD….

The truth is, she should be giving table dances at the stripclub, you know the discounted lab dance at your table when you’re on the budget, but life worked out differently for her tits….she must be a rich kid.

The highlight of the series is her friend in red who brought her tits out. It’s one of those bitter girl moves, where she stealth tries to give her tits some shine, or give Sweeney’s tits some competition while being stoked to be included in the fun….

You know one of those shit talkers who is like “Sydney’s all about her tits, I’ve got tits too you know, she’s not that special”….GIRL SHIT…

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I am not going to say that Sydney Sweeney is s shitty actress with an inbred looking face, because that is mean spirited and goes against my celebrating Sydney Sweeney for her rocking tits.

The reality is that all actors are shitty actors because acting is a fucking stupid thing to participate in….playing pretend, reciting someone else’s words, it’s fucking lame and childish. Grow up actor….

And her “inbred looking face” isn’t that inbred looking, she’s got the ceiling eyes ailment, but she doesn’t have a fucking finger growing out of her neck like other inbreds, so it’s not some backwoods shit, she’s probably not even inbred.

Plus she’s got huge tits for her small frame that she UTILIZES like ammo in her satchels, you know so that she can bring ALL the fight she can to the competitive acting table….and the people who hire her love her tits so much they feature them in all the movies hoping they get views or viral clicks while pretending they are for character development…and I like Rocking TIts…

She’s in this photoshoot, being an A-Lister with rockin’ tits…

I don’t know what the shoot is for but it seems important!

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Sydney Sweeney gets a lot of hype for her big tits on her small frame, because big tits on a small frame still matter in this cold, dark, scary, woke, annoying, outraged filled, divisive world…

Even the Hollywood execs are like “put the viral influencer with the tits in as much as you can so that her audience watches the bullshit we shit out for money”….

She’s a reminder that the Golden Age of Hollywood is upon us, because casting will be based on Bra Size, which is kinda like the origins of Hollywood, when casting was based on a woman’s fuckability….

Well, as it turns out the actress, who really isn’t a great actress, but tries…is multi-faceted, multi-layered, as diverse as a white chick with blonde hair and big tits can be….because she’s also got an ass.

This is a great revelation…..a STAR is born…or porn…or born for porn but fucked up along the way and ended up mainstream….with a face like that…porn made more sense!

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I don’t know what Sydney Sweeney movie this is from, but the clips from the movie are going viral, and that’s always so exciting for the fan boys and movie buffs who have already jerked off to these movie sex scenes because you find them more believable than porn sex scenes, because it allows you to revisit those exciting times when you first came across the sex scene.

The fact is, Sweeney may not be the best actress, but she’s one of the best sets of tits out there and a big part of her acting work is showing those tits, which you’d have to when gifted tits like that, it’d be rude to keep them to yourself….and simulating sex is just bonus.

You may not like Sweeney or her dopey face, but her body’s rocking and the dopey face is hardly dopey enough, but if it was we’d still love her tits we’d just pretend that we’d have more of a shot at them due to retarded chicks being easy to bed due to retardation….

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As it turns out, you don’t need to be a racist 80 years ago to like people hanging from trees.

You don’t have to be a suicide fetishist that is overly into the likes of Bourdain, Kate Spade and all the other auto-erotic asphyxiators to be into people hanging from trees.

You don’t need to be a pervert camp councillor, or bus driver to be into people hanging out and playing in trees.

You don’t need to be into beastiality to be into primates in trees…..or some sort of peeping tom who climbs trees to look in bedroom windows of unsuspecting women….

Thanks to Sydney Sweeney, the most important breasts in Hollywood at this stage in the game, who is doing a paid campaign with a brand that involves climbing a tree, hanging out in the tree, playing in the tree, and possibly peeping tom-ing in the tree…

Sure, she’s not showing enough of the most important tits in hollywood…but is she ever showing enough of those….and she’s got socks on so that probably appeals to some of you….

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Sydney Sweeney is one of the most hype celebrities of the year, or maybe of the last 5 years, and she basically does CINEMAX blue movies like she was Chelsea Handler early in her career, or the other low levels who never quite made it but for some reason the same tactics are seen as good acting to a generation of low attention spans that grew up on porn.

The good news is that she’s got tits to support that kind of casting and if they want to position her as some kind of important talent that speaks to that coveted younger generation the entertainment industry needs to get a grip on otherwise they’ll lose all their power as the millennials die off, and tits seem to work for that.

The point of the story, Sweeney’s got heavy hangers for the TITTY lovers they call MILK MEN.

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Sydney Sweeney was not at the Golden Globes, but she’s in Australia, probably filming a very important movie now that she’s a super famous A-Lister thanks to her tits, so she did a little Golden Globe broadcast of her own.

You see, the Golden Globes may be a weird hybrid event that no one cares about, not even the celebrities, but I did see that the Hollywood Foreign Press sold the award show to PMC, who own Rolling Stone Magazine and a bunch of other bullshit, because they were called racists for not nominating enough diversity, those racist journalists, and they weren’t handing out enough virtue signalling diversity awards, so that not enough fat trans ethnic people couldn’t say speeches about how happy they are that kids like them have someone to look up to, because being a vapid celebrity is possible and being overpaid for being barely talented is possible, it’s not just for white folks, it’s for everyone….and offering the world no substance, no good, but just a narcissistic masturbatory pat on the back is INSPIRING and so Important….you know instead of encouraging them to be actual important people, who save the fucking planet from evil….”BE LIKE ME” and get to all those fancy parties in style that are very exclusive….like ethnic tranny in a sewer in India…

So yeah, I don’t really fuck with the boring award shows, but I can imagine how terrible they were as they hold onto the dream of a more glorious time when celebrity mattered and people didn’t look like the overpaid, talentless, self involved, garbage humans they are…..

But that doesn’t mean I can’t make my GOLDEN GLOBES pun, it’s the one time of year that I get to feel like the other blogs out there…with a:

“Hold onto your seats, Sydney Sweeney is coming in hotter than the Australian Outback in a drought. The young Euphoric starlet who has recently made waves like the Australian surf this holiday season for her “Anything but You” romantic comedy. She wasn’t able to make it to the Golden Globes, where her Euphoria co-star Hunter Schaeffer, one of the most inspiring transgendered actors in the industry was a presenter, but that didn’t mean she couldn’t bring out her Golden Globes to remind us all what Hollywood is truly about.”

Boom. I’m a blogger. Why won’t anyone give me a high paid job as a blogger. I can be AI….LET ME….

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Sydney Sweeney hasn’t really been around the news cycle for a while, like all celebs, she backs out of the public eye while she waits for movies is in to be release, where she dusts off the old milkers and does the promo circuit to try to get people to see those shitty movies.

She’s a created by the industry set of tits that used her tits to go officially viral. I knew about her relatively early on, pre-Euphoria thanks to seeing her in some other big shows and realizing she had big tits, a marketable thing to have. Euphoria, although depressing leveled her up and now she’s doing blockbusters and ROMCOMS, like she’s the it-girl they ran with.

Luckily for us, she’s still got the big tits and going into XMAS means some shameless SANTA content, luckly for her Santa’s got a prostate issue, low testosterone and is not rocking a boner….which is the last thing you want from a Santa.

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Sydney Sweeney like other celebrities, disappear for months at a time when they don’t have anything to promote, but then come back into the mix full throttle the second they have some bullshit movie coming out.

Sydney Sweeney, the tits that made Euphoria almost worth watching, even if it was a depressing pile of shit that I think brings down the culture instead of being uplifting or even interesting in their fake as fuck version of “dark and edgy”….has gone viral, is a big deal, all thanks to her big tits and I guess in being the new it-girl that the old fucks who run hollywood rely on to get people to watch their movies, so that they can make more money and line their pockets, it means that she gets higher paid and higher profile work….

The point is, she has a job, she has to promote the job, and she wore booty shorts and a bra under a sheer dress to do that part of the job, since she knows it will get noticed because she’s basically a slab of fucking meat to be sexualized no matter how they spin it, it’s pretty clear how she was gifted to the world and how they built off that gift…pandering to the perverts, while probably complaining about how unfair it is she’s sexualized, you know standard bullshit to try to distract from the fact that sex appeal sells and big tits get opportunity…

I guess the other point is that she’s not just tits, because she’s got an ass.

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