Sydney Sweeney is the only relevant celebrity to exist in these modern internet times.

She’s got a rockin’ set of tits on her small frame and we endorse that kind of behavior.

She isn’t annoying about her politics, or doing any annoying celebrity endorsements, despite being a puppet controlled by the satanic agenda, so you don’t have any reason to hate her yet. Sure, it will probably happen because the out of touch mainstream still think it’s cool to be a libtard, but they’ll figure it out eventually.

In having big tits, she went to Horror Night at Universal, who probably pay her, it’s a little early in the season to get down with Halloween, but these demonic forces like to celebrate death and terror as early as they can in the season. It’s like Christmas to them and they can’t help it, worms in the brain bro.

She didn’t show off her big tits, wore a giant sweater, but WE know the big tits are in there somewhere. Maybe she’s pregnant.

She did however act inappropriately with her friend’s DICK SHIRT, because apparently, dick shirts at amusement parks don’t get you arrested as a sex offender, it’s pulling the dick out thad does…

This is probably as close as you’ll ever see to Sweeney with a dick so embrace it.

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