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2024

16

Oct

Sydney Sweeney as Christy Martin of the Day

When Sydney Sweeney isn’t showing off her great tits on her small fit frame, she’s just a dopey faced girl you probably wouldn’t notice sitting on the bus next to you while you were jerking off or exposing your dick to the actual hot chicks.

That doesn’t mean I don’t like Sydney Sweeney and her tits, it just means that without the tits, she’s more like one of the bros, like the cool chick who lets you fuck her after a night of drinking beer and there is a place in the world for those.

It doesn’t mean I don’t appreciate her as a flat and weak actor, it’s just that there are hotter chicks walking to work through the park than Sweeney.

So apparently she is playing Christy Martin, a female boxer and dyke….

Clearly this is her run at the Oscars, because when girls make themselves look uglier than they are, they get considered for Oscars, even when they can’t act.

Not that an Oscar means anything, but to these self involved masturbatory crowds, it does.

Her picture is going viral….because she looks the worst.

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