I just googled Nina Agdal because I assumed she was 40 years old, she’s been around for a long time, but maybe I am just distorted on timelines because I don’t have a real grasp of days, years or months..they all sort of blend into each other especially when it comes to tracking some bikini model, who I felt even at the height of her bikini model fame, was not worthy of being a bikini model.

The internet has the effect on people, where that we can step aside from actual status in society, or influence in society, and can feel empowered from our couches to be the opinionated assholes that we are…

So someone like Nina Agdal, didn’t meet my standards, because I felt she looked like she had downs syndrome, allowing me to quietly protest her from my basement apartment and obesity…all thanks to her forehead size.

When she moved from SI Swimsuit to date Leo DiCaprio as his public girlfriend, I assumed she just had dirt on him, because he could do better…but maybe he was into her for a minute, due to his homosexuality, he needs SI and Victoria’s Secret to pick out girls for him to pretend to fuck…it was her second peak, like she was a chain of mountains..with more than one peak..but unlike Irina Shayk, her sex working failed hard and she didn’t get knocked up like Irina did…forcing her back to this model life..bikini model life…in an era filled with way hotter bikini models that are younger…

Anyway, all this to say she’s only 26…which I have a very hard time believing…
I am sure she was 30 a few years ago…maybe someone’s out there changing her WIKIPEDIA page to suit her need to work a few more years due to stupid decisions she’s made.

I guess this is her “working”.

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