I don’t know when we made the move from calling Nina Agdal a full retard downs syndrome looking bitch who got work as a model because the world is about inclusivity, plus retards work for a fraction of the rate regular people work, not that SI pays any of these fame seeking, media HUNGRY sluts…and she is a slut, at least for the right rich dude….
I guess I felt bad for retards, you know comparing them to some sex worker….because I like retards, they are always in a good mood when not masturbating, but even when masturbating. They have super retard strength which comes in handy when you need a bodyguard, they look cute when dressed in tuxedos…and I used to work really menial shit jobs that hired retards to do the same tasks as me…true story…so I took a liking to them…and fucking with their retard heads…especially when it came to girls..I’d always tell my retard friend that the cashier wanted to date him, and that she had nipple rings, and other fun things…and he’d always go fucking nuts…and if I got him good…he’d break shit and ended up getting fired for assaulting that cashier…but I feel like I taught him a valuable lesson in love….that girls are mean…even to retards…and more importantly getting him out of that job that was exploiting him for 2 dollars an hour, eveen though I was only making 7, was fucking robbery…
The funniest thing about Nina Agdal is thinking about the retards we’ve known in our life, not the 31 year old (sure, more likee 40 year old) immigrant who tried dating Leo DiCaprio in an LOL, and ended up with Christie Brinkley’s rich loser son who I guess has no taste in women…
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