Nina Agdal Asshole of the Day

2021

Jul

This is not Nina Agdal’s actual asshole, we’d likely need her on all fours to actually see her asshole behind the THONG she likely has on, but that doesn’t mean her ass isn’t worth staring at like she clearly wants you to stare at it, strategically styled so that you can’t tell whether it’s bare ass or just ass with bikini bottoms jacked up inside her….she’s a professional, I mean all she’s ever done is find ways to show off her body in bathing suits for attention…and she’s actually been pretty successful with it even if she’s just a sugar baby for Christy Brinkley’s son after her attempt at being a sugar baby to Leo DiCaprio feel though….so she knows how to show ass without being seen as slutty…or inappropriate for the porn site that is Zuckerberg’s favorite project to read the DMs on…

What I will say is that for a decade of her being a bikini model, I was confused, she was fit but I just didn’t understand why she was imported for Sports Illustrated…who did she know or what did she know about whoever makes the casting decisions…some random ass average looking bitch from some European country being imported to the USA for a 8 year career in the magazine…it was weird….

HOWEVER, since the pandemic, she’s got herself fit as shit and looks as good as she ever did, so after a decade of calling her Downs Syndrome due to the forehead, I’m liking what I see…proof that fitness can turn the ugly into gold…so uglies out there should try to get fit…unless they are like me and don’t care about being ugly…since we can still jerk off to hot chicks the same as we would if we weren’t ugly….EQUITY…EQUALITY…or some shit..

Either way, nice strategic posing to make me think I’m staring at the bottom of a bare ass, which for the record is going to be the NEXT trend on the streets if it isn’t already, skirts so shower, you see half the ass….don’t believe me…just watch….