Nina Agdal’s got a big forehead and long torso and I’ve branded her the retard of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition, only because there was a time when Sports Illustrated used hot models and not retard models, or fat models, or old lady models to pretend to be WOKE, instead of just sticking to what they’ve already been doing and maybe drawing a line in the sand that says “use instagram for the uglies in bikinis, we’ve got a standard and brand to keep”…cuz NO ONE needs to see uglies in bikinis in the magazine, it’s just pandering to people who are fucking ugly and have a dream..
IT’S NOT FAIR SHE’s PRETTY AND I WANT THAT EXISTENCE…
So yeah, make a wish foundation waterheaded NINA, is old, banged out by some rich people, but pays off nicely, cuz she can workout all day and her fit body, makes her long toros and retard head less offensive…
GOOD STRATEGY…we call it the Ashley Tisdale, ugly as shit, but at least she was fit, when she was fit….
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