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2024

08

Jul

Pregnant Nina Agdal on a Yacht in a Bikini of the Day

I have hated on Nina Agdal since her inception. Her lack of a waist to hip ratio disturbed me when she was being celebrated as a Sports Illustrated Swim model about 14 years ago, back when she was in her mid-20s….

But she was fit and had tits and I guess a decently fit round ass so I could get passed the lack of femininity in her waistline and accept her from the neck down because why the fuck not….she’s a half naked bitch who cares…

When I would make the mistake of looking above the neckline, I’d see nothing but a corky looking motherfucker with DOWNS…

Now, I want to be clear, I fucking love people with Downs Syndrome, they’re some of the kindest, funniest, sweetest creatures around….and if Nina actually had Downs Syndrome, I’d probably love her too.

Since she’s a cunty opportunistic wallet fucker who rode a pretty useless achievement of being an SI SWIM BIKINI model as hard as she did, before landing on Billionaire LOGAN Paul’s dick in Puerto Rico where he tax evades….it’s not a fucking compliment.

She’s breeding her old tired uterus with the sucker billionaire she was able to seduce with her professional seducing of rich people skills she’s developed all these years and I’m sure it’s a good time because the Vine Star turned billionaire probably has a good time doing more than just accidentally dropping his seed in this pregnant sea monster….

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