Elsa Hosk is a Swedish Basketball star turned VS Angel used to replace Candice when she went on back to back Maternity leave, who despite being the same age, totally fell into second place against this one, but that’s probably just because the Swedish Basketball star was an athlete and losing wasn’t an option so she brought it, or brang it, depending on how trashy you are!

She’s seen here with her model tits out, no longer a VS Angel, because they replaced the Angels with Demons, because INCLUSIVITY and the pressure of folding to the Twitter mob made them say “Unrealistic bodies that are real bodies and that have sold billions or hundreds of billions of dollars in panties for 30 fucking years, is bad, fat chicks, trannies and 40 year old soccer dykes are good”

When clearly, Elsa Hosk’s body isn’t unrealistic, these twitter whiners are just a bunch of lazy fucks, who know if the general hot chick benchmark bar gets lowered, they’ll slide up the hotness scale, based on low standards and expectations alone!

Luckily, they didn’t have Elsa Hosk killed off, rid the world of hotties so the uglies can flourish, so her hot body is still available to jerk of to and use against the gross fatties who tried to cut her down!

Hotness, always, wins!

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Elsa Hosk is a hot mom model who I assume is in her 30s by now, because she only came into our lives as a Victoria’s Secret Angel when she was 27, due to her having a Swedish Meatball of a life before modelling as a pro basketball player you’d actually wnat to fuck, unlike that Brit Griner drug smuggler, who looks more like the kind of player who would be fucking you, with her giant dick!

Elsa Hosk is no longer a VS model, because they’ve phased them out and turned them into demons, but that doesn’t mean she can’t post her damn lingerie pics for the fans, which is what she’s doing here!

We don’t NEED corny corporate mall brand VS to get half naked motherfuckers!

She also reposted an old gem of her doing her rendition of Tom Cruise in Risky Business:

Like so many other people, it is poorly executed, because Tom Cruise was not wearing his sunglasses in the scene, or white shirt, his shirt is Pink:

But that doesn’t mean I don’t have an interest in watching her mom ass dance in her underwear, because it’s probably the only interest I do have in this life of going through the motions until I die!

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Elsa Hosk is a 33 year old Swedish Basketball player who decided she was tired of being jerked off to for free when she was doing the whole basketball thing, and instead said “let’s monetize”!

It’s basically the same concept that all the girls on tinder have these days, the hook-up culture made sex a meaningless exprience, a transactional trade off, where all girls had countless men sucking up to them, flirting, charming and trying to get in their pants, which was good for the ego building, but once the ego was built, they realized “I can sell sex, I’m already giving it away for free, might as well get paid”, I get it, it’s just an empty garbage existence, but I don’t mind watching it unfold!

So the Basketball traded her girlie layup for stripping down for Victoria’s Secret and after all these years, she’s still looking pretty fucking hot, only unlike the OnlyFans, Sugar Baby girls, she still gives up a little for free, to keep her 8 million fans remembering her, all it takes is produced topless pics without the nips to lure us back in, SWEDISH MEATBALLS!

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In terms of hard nipples, there was a time when I could get off to a set of hard nipples alone. It was a simpler time, one of a homesteading prospector living in the disconnected world, with no cellular phone giving me ball cancer in my pocket to check in with my friends, where it was just me and my surroundings, my friends, not that I ever had friends, I’m not a likeable person, but you gt what I am saying…….porn wasn’t available at a click of a button on devices I had around the house, it was a magazine, a VHS, both you’d get way too much use out of, so that when you came across a set of hard nips in school, at work, on the bus, in the park, at a party….it was enough for you to get off….and as you know with hard nips, some girls are just prone to always having them, making them to go-to person to be around, to capture as much of the content you could, with your mind not your cinema grade quality camera on your phone giving you ball cancer in your pocket.

Elsa Hosk is top tier model pussy, even after having a baby sharted out of her twat, an her mom nips, probably no longer milk filled, but if they were I’d buy a gallon like I was a schizo lifter on twitter for the HGH……

She’s also in bikini and it’s pretty fucking wonderful.

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One of the last of the VS Angels to exist, after they decided to end that program, for whatever WOKE reason that I am sure they blame on Epstein…is Elsa Hosk….the Swedish Basketball player who makes me want to watch female basketball so long as it is from Sweden and the girls look and dress like this….not that drugged up WNBA shit that is impossible to jerk off to…but lingerie model basketball…that Elsa Hosk made a thing….

She’s in some sheer outfit being modest, even though we’ve all seen her naked, but I guess she’s a mom now, or this is a campaign she can’t get deleted off instagram or she’ll have to repost it and she can’t being giving out freebies to people. She’s a top model, who looks like a model, and acts like a model, the way models are supposed to be……

The point is, those outfit is amazing, she is amazing, the world needs more Elsa Hosk looking bitches, because we’re all tired of the fatties, the muppets, the whining minority because they play it like they are representing “real women” when they don’t use hot chicks like this….but the reality is they aren’t using average normies, I see average normies daily, they are ALL around us…..instead they go out and find freaks.

So the unrealistic body argument is bullshit, just a lie, because they are using unrealistic bodies on the other end of the spectrum. It isn’t to give the normies people that look like them. it’s to give 1 percent of the gross population who whine alot people who look like them….while normies hop on board and pretend to care, or pretend to think it’s meaningful marketing, or pretend to be supportive for fear of being cancelled, or worse…..NON INCLUSIVE……but I know that they don’t want to see that shit either, we want more ELSAs….because this ELSA is so good….and if you don’t believe me, check out that nip…..and hip to waist ratio…..or if you’re weird enough…THOSE FEET.

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I don’t know if Elsa Hosk is the hottest model out there, I guess there’s no real way to determine that, and I guess the whole model thing is basically dead, as brands use influencers and fat chicks, or Pete Davidson, depending on how much money they have to burn…

So the idea that some hot tall fit bodied bitch just posing like a useless, vapid, mindless whore gets put on the back burner, while brands try to be woke, inclusive, diverse…..and a model, even a SWEDISH ONE, who is far too white and far too hot to be inclusive becomes less desirable…..and without her having the background of being a fake influencer, where she’s famous on the internet for living in a van, or for doing tiktok dances, or for wearing cool outfits, or for having her tits out ALL the time, or for being FAT TRANS AND FAKE AND GAY……YOU KNOW just a straight up model that does model shit….is definitely on the outs.

So we’ve got babes like Elsa Hosk, who should just be mindless hot models, doing the influencer thing to survive……which is lame…but we need hot models to survive, so she’s just trying to keep a dying and amazing thing alive…I mean…those model legs are ridiculous….and remind me of a far simpler time…

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It may be CANADA DAY and AMERICA DAY weekend, but what better way to celebrate the NORTH AMERICAN DREAM than with a Swedish model who was once a pro basketball player, who stepped into the Victoria’s Secret machine as a Candice Swanepoel replacement, and who has been substantially hotter than Candice ever was or ever will be, rocking some lingerie despite being an actual mom…..

Elsa Hosk in lingerie is what should make you all fight for your fucking FREEDOMS and remind you that the people who run things, WORK FOR YOU….but unfortunately, Elsa Hosk doesn’t so you can’t MeToo her the way we all want to….WITH OUR DICKS!

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Elsa Hosk is a hot mom who is also a hot model who for whatever reason didn’t destroy herself, she’s an athlete so her competitive spirit has pulled through for masturbation purposes…whether you like masturbating to moms or not, this one is multi-faceted or multi-purposed because she’s hot enough for you to pretend she’s not a mom, something her husband likely does every time they fuck, until realizing that his penis no longer fits in her stretched out penis pouch, it happens….but for the sake of us perverts, we can pretend she’s not a mom, or be amazed she is a mom while looking this good, inspiring me to print out this picture to show to every fucking mom out there so that they reflect on their terrible decisions and how disappointing non models moms are….

The point is, the hottest model is a Swedish mom who you can pretend is not a mom…

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I guess being braless is like being pregnant or being dead, you’re either braless or you’re not, but as far as I’m concered, Elsa Hosk, the world’s hottest model and more importantly, hottest mom, because the two definitely don’t go hand in hand in any other circumstance, but in this case, thanks to her competitive spirit of being an athlete, something kicked in and she had to win both the hottest model and hottest mom….

I don’t even like moms as a sex object, to me it’s a pump them out and raise them, no more sexual being, now a nurturer…

So I like moms as the creators of our shitty species with their 3D printers in their pussies, it is impressive. It makes them far more meaningful than anyone else on the planet, yet they still manage to complain that they are mistreated, whiners. They have tits, but those are functional and not for novelty, but I fucking love tits, but typically pre mom tits, now they’ve got mom shit to do, no time for tits…unless it’s Elsa Hosk in which case…I wish she was a little more braless….

She’s pretty remarkable!

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Monday is my big day for MILFS, It’s my take on the “rebirth” of the week, start fresh like a freshly shat out baby, only every week basically ends up the same, it’s nice to go into it with aspirations and dreams…

So along with MILKY TITS MONDAY and MILF MONDAY….because amateur MILFS producing low level smut on the internet are still MILFs…I posted Liz Hurley who is likely granny aged at this point, her son a transgender, so maybe he’ll be breast feeding in one of her posts in the near future if the hormones are done right….but he’s not the MILF I’m here for….

Now we’ve got what I’d call my favorite of the VS models, Elsa the basketball starlet in a skimpy bikini showing you that not all mom pussies are fat, or bulging out of bikini bottoms as you’d expect them to.

She also brings a very important message to those overeating fatty moms that some moms, if they haven’t given up in their middle of the road marriages, value being hot and fancy and looking good….sometimes their careers depend one it….which is good motivation, but not all girls show up….

Hosk, with her athleticism, competitive spirit, does show up and clearly wants to fucking win.

Mom pussy, deflated mom tits, or not, she’s a fucking win. Top notch….like when you find a chewed up gum that still has flavor…a win for all except maybe your immune system now fighting off the AIDS.

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