It may be CANADA DAY and AMERICA DAY weekend, but what better way to celebrate the NORTH AMERICAN DREAM than with a Swedish model who was once a pro basketball player, who stepped into the Victoria’s Secret machine as a Candice Swanepoel replacement, and who has been substantially hotter than Candice ever was or ever will be, rocking some lingerie despite being an actual mom…..

Elsa Hosk in lingerie is what should make you all fight for your fucking FREEDOMS and remind you that the people who run things, WORK FOR YOU….but unfortunately, Elsa Hosk doesn’t so you can’t MeToo her the way we all want to….WITH OUR DICKS!

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Elsa Hosk is a hot mom who is also a hot model who for whatever reason didn’t destroy herself, she’s an athlete so her competitive spirit has pulled through for masturbation purposes…whether you like masturbating to moms or not, this one is multi-faceted or multi-purposed because she’s hot enough for you to pretend she’s not a mom, something her husband likely does every time they fuck, until realizing that his penis no longer fits in her stretched out penis pouch, it happens….but for the sake of us perverts, we can pretend she’s not a mom, or be amazed she is a mom while looking this good, inspiring me to print out this picture to show to every fucking mom out there so that they reflect on their terrible decisions and how disappointing non models moms are….

The point is, the hottest model is a Swedish mom who you can pretend is not a mom…

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I guess being braless is like being pregnant or being dead, you’re either braless or you’re not, but as far as I’m concered, Elsa Hosk, the world’s hottest model and more importantly, hottest mom, because the two definitely don’t go hand in hand in any other circumstance, but in this case, thanks to her competitive spirit of being an athlete, something kicked in and she had to win both the hottest model and hottest mom….

I don’t even like moms as a sex object, to me it’s a pump them out and raise them, no more sexual being, now a nurturer…

So I like moms as the creators of our shitty species with their 3D printers in their pussies, it is impressive. It makes them far more meaningful than anyone else on the planet, yet they still manage to complain that they are mistreated, whiners. They have tits, but those are functional and not for novelty, but I fucking love tits, but typically pre mom tits, now they’ve got mom shit to do, no time for tits…unless it’s Elsa Hosk in which case…I wish she was a little more braless….

She’s pretty remarkable!

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Monday is my big day for MILFS, It’s my take on the “rebirth” of the week, start fresh like a freshly shat out baby, only every week basically ends up the same, it’s nice to go into it with aspirations and dreams…

So along with MILKY TITS MONDAY and MILF MONDAY….because amateur MILFS producing low level smut on the internet are still MILFs…I posted Liz Hurley who is likely granny aged at this point, her son a transgender, so maybe he’ll be breast feeding in one of her posts in the near future if the hormones are done right….but he’s not the MILF I’m here for….

Now we’ve got what I’d call my favorite of the VS models, Elsa the basketball starlet in a skimpy bikini showing you that not all mom pussies are fat, or bulging out of bikini bottoms as you’d expect them to.

She also brings a very important message to those overeating fatty moms that some moms, if they haven’t given up in their middle of the road marriages, value being hot and fancy and looking good….sometimes their careers depend one it….which is good motivation, but not all girls show up….

Hosk, with her athleticism, competitive spirit, does show up and clearly wants to fucking win.

Mom pussy, deflated mom tits, or not, she’s a fucking win. Top notch….like when you find a chewed up gum that still has flavor…a win for all except maybe your immune system now fighting off the AIDS.

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If only all Cuban prostitutes looked this good….I’d be on the next flight to the breadlines of the communist island…with rolls of quarters in pocket…ready to make my dick’s dreams come true…..it’s never too late…

That’s not to say that she’s a Cuban prostitute, but she’s cuban and in her underwear on the internet, she’s just from a better socio-economic background, benefitting from her dad being Human Trafficked to America, where he was able to do steroids and climb the ranks of the Oakland As, making big enough money to allow his daughter to get naked on the internet for fun, not for money to buy her baby formula on the black market, or designer purses.

Which is what makes Josie so great, along with a hot body, hot face, that willingness to show it off for no reason other than showing it off, speaks to my soul not that I have a soul, I’m words on a screen people, but if I did have a soul, this rich kid would speak to it.

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Elsa Hosk is a nice reminder that hot lingerie models still exist. They aren’t all dopey assed instagram bodied, Kardashian pig looking bitches, and even after having a kid, she’s managed to tape her cunt to her upper thigh, so no one even realizes that shit’s been blown out MILF style….

It’s like why can this Swedish athletic basketball playing bitch look so good at 30 years old after shitting out a kid, while other bitches just throw in the fucking towl.

This is the competitive spirit we need, going head to head against the impending rot most women experience in their lifetime, and I say most because some die before it happens.

Maybe it’s Sweden, you know they did to good with Ikea, is she the Ikea of women, probably not, since that shit breaks in 2 years, while this one is still at it making you want to meatball her, which I haven’t defined as a sex act yet, but I’m thinking it could be either putting the meat remnants of her vagina on your balls, or rolling them up into a set of balls, like the female to male trans do…..which doesn’t seem like a hot thing, but I only know so much about Sweden…Ikea and Meatballs…that’s about it.

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Elsa Hosk and a bunch of models who aren’t as hot as Elsa Hosk…because as far as I’m concerned, Elsa Hosk is the best thing to come out of the Victoria’s Secret human trafficking ring, you know just importing those models from various countries for dudes of the world to jerk off to them, and women of the world to buy the panties they are paid a lot of money to wear, in hopes dudes will jerk off to them too…it’s a business model….

Not that Elsa is still with that basic, mall brand, bullshit, but they basically made her, probably own her, and she’s definitely branded by their ranch.

She went to the Elvis premiere, which seems like a dog shit, over the top, Gay Elvis fantasy of a movie from the trailer, but they paid for models to be at the premiere, so I like their marketing.

I am an Elvis fan, he’s a fucking legend, so seeing him all gay is weird, I can’t trick my brain into thinking Vanessa Hudgens’ ex is Elvis, but you know, it’s Baz and that’s just what he does with things….and who cares about the Elvis movie, when I’m here for the hot model tits.

And some pics:

To See the Rest of the Pics from Cannes featuring a whole bunch of sluts CLICK HERE

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I just did a post on on how the MILFS I see on the regular aren’t actually MILFS but rather MIAWTFBTAA….Mom’s I am Willing to Fuck Because They Are Around….

You know, when you have no standards you capitalize on ANY girl willing to fuck you, if she’s willing to fuck you, in that brief moment in time, with that brief window of opportunity….take what you can get….and having a kid and a wrecked body is usually increasing your chances because they hate themselves as much as you hate their gross battle wounds from pregnancy and giving up….

Some moms, like Elsa Hosk, who would never be willing to fuck you, because they have an athlete’s approach to staying hot and winning, despite having a kid try to fuck them up, which they clearly don’t let fuck them up, because they aren’t like the MILFS I see on the regular who all look like they have 2 kids more than they actually have, you know REAL mom shit at walmart….that this mom puts to shame in a “You are lazy bitch, get it together”….I mean look at his shit

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Elsa Hosk is something else..a….hosk…..

Get it…

I mean, I buy into her origin story, some Swedish B-Ball player in a league you could obviously jack off to…and I’m sure many people did, why else would they be watching lady sports.

I am just surprised that Josephine Skriver, the other hot VS model is the only one made in a test tube with genetic modification thanks to her dad’s working in gene editing and making designer babies….because Elsa Hosk is the one who looks like she was created in my MIND yet here she is all cummed to life….BUT the real question is whether she’s real, I mean are you real? Am I real? Is the internet real……do I actually put lame ass jokes on a blog everyday like a teen girl with big dreams….I mean I like to think I’m in a Coma and this is just the delusions….MY WHOLE LIFE was manufactured in my mind…..

But I’ll go with real, because if you don’t know the difference of real or simulation, and I don’t….then it’s real enough to jerk off to

Elsa Hose..is something else.

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Cameron Hammond is a pretty successful photographer who travels around the world taking pictures of amazing models in amazing settings, you know, that whole bikini photoshoot thing is still lucrative despite every bitch taking bikini selfies all day.

We’ve been following his work lazily for many years now, he’s basically an instagram sensation, and any time his wife / manager is lovely when she has emailed us to take down the pictures we’ve posted under what we call “FAIR USE” since you’re here for my incredible colorful writing about terrible things and not for the pictures, but that the people who took the pictures call THEFT…of copyright.

Most people don’t see the value of having their work promoted on blogs, since blogs are an outdated technology no one gives a fuck about, and instead want to get paid, even though we don’t have money. They send lawyers letters and are pure cunts about it, where the Hammonds are like “these pics aren’t public yet, please take them down until they are public”…and that’s the winning attitude.

So today, I post his pictures of Elsa Hosk, who I think is the hottest bikini model out there, despite having blown out her cunt with a baby in recent months / years, she’s still fucking banging and as a stepfather, you’d think I’d be into MILFs, it’s par for the course but I’m a self hating stepfather disgusted by child birth, so when you make it through that horrible, seemingly alien and unnatural process, that I guess is so natural it feels fake, child birth….and come out the other end with an ass you want to reverse birth yourself into head first….it’s a fucking win.

This is a campaign for a bikini company, Elsa Hosk is fucking hot, and the photographer Cameron Hammond and his wife aren’t cunts. That’s the conclusion of this post.

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