I realize that I hate social media because it’s one giant ad, from the same fucking brands, that all these idiots promote for money, because people like money, it makes them feel less pathetic, more purposeful in their self produced smut…and the brands love it because all the minions who lost their souls to the algorithm fucking run with it, pull out their credit cards and buy shit….you see these people if you leave the house…they are all the fucking same..

Now, I don’t really want to single out Elsa Hosk on this, mainly because she’s one of the hottest out there, I mean she just had a kid and still looks amazing, hardly blown out at all, and her tits bigger than ever…

For those who don’t know, she’s a Swedish pro female BBALL player who decided to model, got naked, got cast by VS and won at life…but as a Swedish girl, she’s probably not as brainwashed as her American counterparts because her country didn’t do lockdowns and focused on quarantining the sick, you know LOGIC….probably a culture based on logic, based on their national IMPORT…IKEA…alone…

I am just saying that we’re all fucking trash, but amongst the trash, there is better trash, and that’s Elsa Hosk.

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Elsa Hosk is new mom, but unlike the new moms at the Walmart checkout line-up, you know all fat and disgusting as shit, she’s a model, from Europe and has a different level of lifestyle choices, access to healthy foods, has a level of vanity that involves not wanting having a kid to ruin her amazing career and life, but more importantly, she’s an athlete, a pro B-Ball player and respects fitness…

She’s also the hottest model around, so there’s that too….

Meaning, seeing her Swedish body in this slutty knitted skirt that looks far better than the sweater I had in the 90s that looked just like this, if only I know I could turn it into a slutty stripper dress…I’d be the talk of the town…

What is important in Elsa Hosk’s approach to life, clearly healthy, rich, amazing and it’s all well deserved because look at her….but yeah…what’s important is that Sweden was the only country who didn’t give into the COVID fear of quarantining the healthy, and focused on quarantining the sick…allowing people to live normally while the rest of the world wasn’t allowed to see family, celebrate Christmas, or shop….businesses were shut down by the people who pretend they are here to save them….you know, things that make Sweden seem like a desirable place to retire…especially if the women look like this…I mean…she’s good.

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I am a firm believer that women who eat mangos are well aware of the fact that it is perverted and makes all dudes think they are eating a big orange juice pussy. We are perverts and Mangos are sloppy like Elsa Hosks mom pussy may be, you know because she squeezed a baby out of it…and babies are bigger than vaginas…the whole thing is so fucking brutal….GORE from the worst kind of alien parasite movie….despite being a vagina…

But Elsa Hosks mom pussy probably smells of angels and butterflies, in part because she’s had the same boyfriend since she was a kid, at least that’s what I think, so it hasn’t been polluted with too many dicks like all these other girls pretending they aren’t aspiring porn chicks, living their best porn life, cuz sex is fun and readily available thanks to dating apps, you know cuz some girls, when they are hot enough and not insecure are totally fine not fucking every dude willing to fuck them because they know that they angels and butterflies…who shouldn’t just hand that shit out.

That’s not to say HOSK isn’t a slut, but I like to view her as though she’s not a slut, and I think it has a lot to do with her being the hottest model out there, since she’s the hottest model out there…one to remind you that Swedish women still have hot tits…in the event you forgot…

I mean…look at this body….she’s a new mother…this is amazing and that goes against ALL my prejudices against moms because for the most part I think children are the worst form of body ravaging and life altering STDs but in Elsa’s case, I’m like WHERE IS THE PLACENTA…let’s fucking fry that shit up and get eating….you know she’s not the kind of mom who you only fuck up the ass….

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I heard some story that was trending about watermelon being racist…

I think it was more because of this Mark Dice dude who does viral videos against the woke, or the left, or whatever….who fucking knows….but at least 3 people mentioned racist watermelons and I assumed this was the reason for that:

Obviously, he’s making a joke about how ridiculous the woke is and how people deal with the woke bullshit, where a watermelon, the punchline of racist jokes, because black people, like all people, love fucking watermelon….if you know anything about watermelon, it’s nature’s viagra…that shit will give you the biggest fucking boner you can possibly get, even if it’s not so big….

So throwing some Elsa Hosk, the hottest of the hot Victoria’s Secret, totally ignoring the racist implications of the Watermelon, because it’s not really a racist fruit, but rather a racist joke…is a good thing…because shit’s erotic….I mean you can’t eat a watermelon without imagining eating a pussy…or in this case you can’t look at Elsa Hosk eating a watermelon without thinking about eating her pussy….even after her pregnancy which could equate to a whole new world of a pussy…a terrifying place I’d still like to know…

If you think watermelon is racist as a white person, you’re a fucking fool….even though everything is racist…from math, to proficiency, to basically everything…but only amongst white people…fools.

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Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models, not that I have a favorite model, or that I care about any of these models like some nerd in his mom’s basement who prints out their pics for his personal archive binder he keeps cataloged next to his bed….I don’t have favorite models or celebrities, they are all fucking garbage…but I appreciate Elsa Hosk…the new mother and milk filled tits who is posing like some insta slut, cuz she knows, that’s where the market is…and if she wants to matter as a lingerie model, she has to post lingerie pics disguised as “hair crowdsourcing” advice…you know “does this outfit make me look fat”….or “do you think I should cut my bangs”…when all we’re thinking is how good she’d look banging…maybe that should have been the content we needed…the INSEMINATION process….that made her the baby she’s bounced back from having…

Either way, the Swedish Basketball star turned nude model, turned Victoria’s Secret model…is pretty fucking hot even knowing that her pussy’s been blown out by a child…since this is the porn generation, even the BBC is trying to produce porn for children, that’s how far it’s gone…meaning girls by the age of 25 already have mom pussy from all the objects they’ve inserted in themselves for their social media…

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Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models out there and she’s recently had a kid, bounced back from that pregnancy maintaining her body, rocking a new set of milk filled monster tits, and the whole thing is erotic because we don’t have the luxury of seeing where the baby left his mark on the way out….but I’ll assume it’s not as bad as I am imagining, since I’ve seen blown out pussy, and don’t mind it at all..

Elsa Hosk is known for being Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret replacement back when Swanepoel went off to have back to back babies….but she’s more interestingly, a female Swedish basketball player, and unlike a recent Hockey Player the Montreal team drafted, she did not get in trouble for filming herself fuck someone only to send it to the entire Swedish team, but instead just quit the sport to be a hot model which was the right choice…

Did you watch any of the Olympics this weekend, it’s some real boring shit and the waving to the non crowds creeps me out, but they Olympics, like any Global Event, creep me out for many other reasons too….

That didn’t stop me from turning it on, only to be greeted by the Beach Volleyball match, which like tennis, is a sport I can jerk off to. I felt lucky, it was a win, even though I wish my luck was better served as a lottery win, you know tuning in and getting some SKIMPY bikinis hitting a ball over a net is better than tuning in to Olympic Weightlifting women, but a lottery win could allow me to buy my own Beach Volleyball team to have them train on my estate like I was that Dupont homo who was overly into wrestling or that other dude overly into female gymnastics….

That doesn’t say much about Elsa Hosk mom tits in some fancy place, but you just have to look at them, they speak for themselves…and they are saying “feed off me”….just not to me…not quite as big of a win as turning on the TV randomly and seeing Beach Volleyball..but still a win thanks to tits.

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Elsa Hosk may be a legacy brand now that Victoria’s Secret has decided to kill off the Angels and replace them with women who achieve shit, since being hot isn’t considered an achievement, despite so many ugly girls in the world proving that being hot is a fucking achievement, because even the hot ones could end up ugly, they just need to eat shit food, drink hard, maybe develop a drug problem….they can fall apart…but it’s the good ones, like Elsa Hosk, who don’t…I mean she had a kid less than a year ago and she looks like this…I mean she’s serious about being hot as I know moms who have 5 year olds who still cry about their baby weight, lazy fucks…

Anyway, HOSK, the Swedish basketball dream, who reminds me that Swedish Basketball is something I should google to jerk off to, WOMEN in sports being successful at their sport while looking like this, is something we need in our lives….not some WNBA scary tall lesbian shit…but yeah, HOSK, was the Swanepoel replacement who was the same age as Swanepoel but didn’t have two consecutive pregnancies so she could solidify her place in the world before breeding her own children….is pretty much the best Victoria’s Secret has had to offer since their inception, so her mom body MILF bikini pics with those milk filled tits and legs is worth fucking and staring at….since fucking isn’t an option…unless you’re at the point of lonely where fucking yourself is your idea of fucking…blame the internet…TOO MUCH HOTNESS!

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Elsa Hosk’s a Swedish basketball champion who is channeling to her best ability that basketball inspo into her latest instagram post featuring her basketball sized tits…you know since basketball is what got her here…thanks to some Swedish Women’s Basketball fetishist deciding to turn one of the players into a top Victoria’s Secret model.

She’s recently had a kid, so her cunt is likely blown out, but we don’t hold that against her since she’s actually been with the same dude since she was 13 or 14 years old, almost wholesome, assuming she wasn’t impregnated at a gangbang or “Hot Wife” party in a luxury hotel room where dudes ran train on her…as they do….

Her tits are likely breast feeding tits, so put them to fucking use in that corset, it’d be acrime not to, but even before the pregnancy and lactaction, were still worth looking at, thanks to being the hottest of the VS models in recent years and not just because they use farm animal looking women now…she got in when they still used hot chicks…

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Elsa Hosk is a fucking win….even if she’s a new mom who just had her pussy imploded like a condo in Miami….you know childbirth is a motherfucker, but when the bikini bottoms are kept on and the girl who brought the worst and most damaging STD, despite what the gays have to say about AIDS in the 80s, childbirth is the real fucking tragedy our society has dealt with since the dawn of time, thanks to all the shitty people being born….

I am not one of those de-populate the world Bill Gates one world government types, I want to see a de-populated world for the benefit of the world…humans are the fucking virus who have no real intelligence but think that they are the most intelligent…when any animal or plant species in nature knows that ruining your natural environment where you live, eat and breathe is the definition of idiotic…and we’ve all gone along with it…

That’s not to say I’m some CLIMATE CHANGE activist like that puppet GRETA, it’s to say that plants are impressive in their ability to survive and thrive as part of the world’s ecosystem, yet humans build cities and buildings and mansions to show off how rich they are…when the most impressive thing on the earth…like the most unreal thing on the earth…is NATURE…pretty fucking weird..

Anyway, babies are parasites who leach off their moms, even hot moms to crawl out of them like alien creatures who you know will be pieces of shit who just add to the problem, but in Elsa’s case, she didn’t pull a typical middle of the road mom who stays fat and blames her pregnancy on her fatness, she got right back to where she was before the pregnancy…and looks fucking hot…

I may not be a DEMI SEXUAL like CUOMO the GUN CONTROL pervert’s weird daughter, who CAME OUT as a DEMI SEXUAL, which isn’t being a supporter of Demi Lovato, but rather someone who needs an emotional connection with a person to be sexually attracted to them….

No fucking joke, you probably saw this, but Cuomo’s daughter had a coming out party and media ran with it because she’s someone who needs an emotional connection with a person to be sexually attracted to them which is what people used to call being modest, or being a “GOOD GIRL”…or not a “SLUT” because you can’t call them SLUTS anymore, that’s SLUT SHAMING, so they’ve all become empty sluts into empty and meaningless sex, cuz they are empty and meaningless..

BUT I AM AN ELSA SEXUAL…this bitch is great.

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Elsa Hosk was brought to us by the evil underwear empire that has decided to cancel hot chick to appease the 1 percent of people who are angry that they use hot chicks to sell panties…not the same 1 percent their owner who financed Epstein tried to appease the other 1 percent…that’s a different 1 percent…

I am convinced that no one actually cares that hot chicks are used to sell panties, we want it, even women, cuz women like hot chicks too….yet here’s a brand trying to look woke to satisfy the whiners of twitter…so dumb…

Anyway, at least they didn’t take this stupid direction before abducting Elsa Hosk from her Sweden Basketball team to strip down and sell panties to the mall shoppers of America…because Elsa Hosk is arguably the hottest they’ve created and she’s recently had a kid but unlike typical moms, she’s still go that lingerie model body that she’s posing, where as typical moms, not birthing people, but MOTHERS, who are too busy covered in baby puke, feces, in oversized sweatpants, because they can’t stop eating their feelings like they were still pregnant…CAKE IS GOOD.

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