Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models, not that I have a favorite model, or that I care about any of these models like some nerd in his mom’s basement who prints out their pics for his personal archive binder he keeps cataloged next to his bed….I don’t have favorite models or celebrities, they are all fucking garbage…but I appreciate Elsa Hosk…the new mother and milk filled tits who is posing like some insta slut, cuz she knows, that’s where the market is…and if she wants to matter as a lingerie model, she has to post lingerie pics disguised as “hair crowdsourcing” advice…you know “does this outfit make me look fat”….or “do you think I should cut my bangs”…when all we’re thinking is how good she’d look banging…maybe that should have been the content we needed…the INSEMINATION process….that made her the baby she’s bounced back from having…

Either way, the Swedish Basketball star turned nude model, turned Victoria’s Secret model…is pretty fucking hot even knowing that her pussy’s been blown out by a child…since this is the porn generation, even the BBC is trying to produce porn for children, that’s how far it’s gone…meaning girls by the age of 25 already have mom pussy from all the objects they’ve inserted in themselves for their social media…

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Elsa Hosk is one of my favorite models out there and she’s recently had a kid, bounced back from that pregnancy maintaining her body, rocking a new set of milk filled monster tits, and the whole thing is erotic because we don’t have the luxury of seeing where the baby left his mark on the way out….but I’ll assume it’s not as bad as I am imagining, since I’ve seen blown out pussy, and don’t mind it at all..

Elsa Hosk is known for being Candice Swanepoel’s Victoria’s Secret replacement back when Swanepoel went off to have back to back babies….but she’s more interestingly, a female Swedish basketball player, and unlike a recent Hockey Player the Montreal team drafted, she did not get in trouble for filming herself fuck someone only to send it to the entire Swedish team, but instead just quit the sport to be a hot model which was the right choice…

Did you watch any of the Olympics this weekend, it’s some real boring shit and the waving to the non crowds creeps me out, but they Olympics, like any Global Event, creep me out for many other reasons too….

That didn’t stop me from turning it on, only to be greeted by the Beach Volleyball match, which like tennis, is a sport I can jerk off to. I felt lucky, it was a win, even though I wish my luck was better served as a lottery win, you know tuning in and getting some SKIMPY bikinis hitting a ball over a net is better than tuning in to Olympic Weightlifting women, but a lottery win could allow me to buy my own Beach Volleyball team to have them train on my estate like I was that Dupont homo who was overly into wrestling or that other dude overly into female gymnastics….

That doesn’t say much about Elsa Hosk mom tits in some fancy place, but you just have to look at them, they speak for themselves…and they are saying “feed off me”….just not to me…not quite as big of a win as turning on the TV randomly and seeing Beach Volleyball..but still a win thanks to tits.

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Elsa Hosk may be a legacy brand now that Victoria’s Secret has decided to kill off the Angels and replace them with women who achieve shit, since being hot isn’t considered an achievement, despite so many ugly girls in the world proving that being hot is a fucking achievement, because even the hot ones could end up ugly, they just need to eat shit food, drink hard, maybe develop a drug problem….they can fall apart…but it’s the good ones, like Elsa Hosk, who don’t…I mean she had a kid less than a year ago and she looks like this…I mean she’s serious about being hot as I know moms who have 5 year olds who still cry about their baby weight, lazy fucks…

Anyway, HOSK, the Swedish basketball dream, who reminds me that Swedish Basketball is something I should google to jerk off to, WOMEN in sports being successful at their sport while looking like this, is something we need in our lives….not some WNBA scary tall lesbian shit…but yeah, HOSK, was the Swanepoel replacement who was the same age as Swanepoel but didn’t have two consecutive pregnancies so she could solidify her place in the world before breeding her own children….is pretty much the best Victoria’s Secret has had to offer since their inception, so her mom body MILF bikini pics with those milk filled tits and legs is worth fucking and staring at….since fucking isn’t an option…unless you’re at the point of lonely where fucking yourself is your idea of fucking…blame the internet…TOO MUCH HOTNESS!

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Elsa Hosk’s a Swedish basketball champion who is channeling to her best ability that basketball inspo into her latest instagram post featuring her basketball sized tits…you know since basketball is what got her here…thanks to some Swedish Women’s Basketball fetishist deciding to turn one of the players into a top Victoria’s Secret model.

She’s recently had a kid, so her cunt is likely blown out, but we don’t hold that against her since she’s actually been with the same dude since she was 13 or 14 years old, almost wholesome, assuming she wasn’t impregnated at a gangbang or “Hot Wife” party in a luxury hotel room where dudes ran train on her…as they do….

Her tits are likely breast feeding tits, so put them to fucking use in that corset, it’d be acrime not to, but even before the pregnancy and lactaction, were still worth looking at, thanks to being the hottest of the VS models in recent years and not just because they use farm animal looking women now…she got in when they still used hot chicks…

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Elsa Hosk is a fucking win….even if she’s a new mom who just had her pussy imploded like a condo in Miami….you know childbirth is a motherfucker, but when the bikini bottoms are kept on and the girl who brought the worst and most damaging STD, despite what the gays have to say about AIDS in the 80s, childbirth is the real fucking tragedy our society has dealt with since the dawn of time, thanks to all the shitty people being born….

I am not one of those de-populate the world Bill Gates one world government types, I want to see a de-populated world for the benefit of the world…humans are the fucking virus who have no real intelligence but think that they are the most intelligent…when any animal or plant species in nature knows that ruining your natural environment where you live, eat and breathe is the definition of idiotic…and we’ve all gone along with it…

That’s not to say I’m some CLIMATE CHANGE activist like that puppet GRETA, it’s to say that plants are impressive in their ability to survive and thrive as part of the world’s ecosystem, yet humans build cities and buildings and mansions to show off how rich they are…when the most impressive thing on the earth…like the most unreal thing on the earth…is NATURE…pretty fucking weird..

Anyway, babies are parasites who leach off their moms, even hot moms to crawl out of them like alien creatures who you know will be pieces of shit who just add to the problem, but in Elsa’s case, she didn’t pull a typical middle of the road mom who stays fat and blames her pregnancy on her fatness, she got right back to where she was before the pregnancy…and looks fucking hot…

I may not be a DEMI SEXUAL like CUOMO the GUN CONTROL pervert’s weird daughter, who CAME OUT as a DEMI SEXUAL, which isn’t being a supporter of Demi Lovato, but rather someone who needs an emotional connection with a person to be sexually attracted to them….

No fucking joke, you probably saw this, but Cuomo’s daughter had a coming out party and media ran with it because she’s someone who needs an emotional connection with a person to be sexually attracted to them which is what people used to call being modest, or being a “GOOD GIRL”…or not a “SLUT” because you can’t call them SLUTS anymore, that’s SLUT SHAMING, so they’ve all become empty sluts into empty and meaningless sex, cuz they are empty and meaningless..

BUT I AM AN ELSA SEXUAL…this bitch is great.

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Elsa Hosk was brought to us by the evil underwear empire that has decided to cancel hot chick to appease the 1 percent of people who are angry that they use hot chicks to sell panties…not the same 1 percent their owner who financed Epstein tried to appease the other 1 percent…that’s a different 1 percent…

I am convinced that no one actually cares that hot chicks are used to sell panties, we want it, even women, cuz women like hot chicks too….yet here’s a brand trying to look woke to satisfy the whiners of twitter…so dumb…

Anyway, at least they didn’t take this stupid direction before abducting Elsa Hosk from her Sweden Basketball team to strip down and sell panties to the mall shoppers of America…because Elsa Hosk is arguably the hottest they’ve created and she’s recently had a kid but unlike typical moms, she’s still go that lingerie model body that she’s posing, where as typical moms, not birthing people, but MOTHERS, who are too busy covered in baby puke, feces, in oversized sweatpants, because they can’t stop eating their feelings like they were still pregnant…CAKE IS GOOD.

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Elsa Hosk the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret model because that’s just the natural progression of the female Swedish Basketball team…because they’re hot and not those WNBA “girls”…does the WNBA still exist….I feel like at one time they were doing hormone testing on the star players to make sure they were genetically female but that could have just been a rumor based on seeing what looked like balls in their shorts…

I feel like the Swedish team is more something to jack off to, you know fetish videos, the way all female sports should be, the whole athleticism is about as exciting as watching high school dudes participate in the sport, because that’s about the level their at, so without being able to jerk off to them while doing the sport…what’s the point of watching it at all…

I also feel like Elsa Hosk, in missing the basketball life, grew her own basketballs to fill her bikini top, because her mom tits are large…

Elsa Hosk is the Candice Swanepoel VS replacement and I like her…even though I can’t speak to whether her mom pussy is still functional, in one piece or a blown out mess…but the truth is, I couldn’t speak to that before she reproduced like some psychopath who doesn’t see the end of the world is near…how brave or stupid…

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Swedish Basketball star Elsa Hosk who somehow along the way became a Victoria’s Secret model is out in a one piece bathing suit showing off her hot post mom body, which I guess isn’t really accurate cuz her pussy tells a different story, one that stars with “ONCE A MOM”….and ends with “ALWAYS A MOM”….you can take restorative measures, like when your dad tried to rebuilt that vintage muscle car he got for cheap from a FLOOD…it looks the part but it’s still been through a flood…you like that car talk, pretty masculine of me…right…

Anyway, this is just proof that you don’t need to be a Victoria’s Secret model to bounce back from a pregnancy, anyone can do it, most don’t because they aren’t vain or millionaires because of their bodies…and those who do…don’t look this good…she looks good…

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Elsa Hosk is the Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, who was the same age as Candice Swanepoel, but was slower to get in with the brand, because she was busy playing Swedish Basketball, which sounds like a solid porno concept, or at least a solid place to get a job working as a fluffer…you know sucking those Swedish Female Basketball player clits to get them primed and ready for the layups…

Anyway, she’s been out there breeding, like Candice Swanpoel who she replaced, but her mom body, comes with MOM tits, but more importantly, not the mom body you’d expect a mom to have, because moms who aren’t models, are too into eating their feelings and depression for giving up on life to breed….and in this TERRIBLE fucking world full of idiots…it’s crazy….and so are these milk filled tits….

I’m not into moms or their blown out pussies….but this one gets a pass…

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I’ll just let this one simmer over here for a minute. Hosk, one of the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models of recent years, who I like to think was a replacement for Candice Swanepoel back when she was doing the whole breeding thing like a breeder who thinks she’s got the good GENES that need to be carried on in what I guess they don’t see as an STD, despite me seeing children as the WORST STD…AIDS is less evil on your soul even when it killed in the 90s…

But yeah, Hosk has followed Candice’s lead, since they are the same age and I guess all her SWEDISH basketball dreams of being a VS model came true, I mean she hit hard and later in life too, because she’s just that hot…..so she’s knocked up too….

So I’m assuming she did a Q&A or an Ask Me Anything on instagram where someone said something like “BITCH, BABIES RUIN CUNTS, WHY YOU GETTING PREGNANT”….to which she wrote some aspirational shit, seeing as she’s always been hot and fit her entire life, and being a fat blown out mom pussy was never a real concern, you know she is confidence she’ll bounce back, even if her pussy doesn’t…and I like to think no matter how good a mom looks, she’s still a fucking mom…tainted….

I also assume she’ll bounce back from her pregnancy, even though the whole pregnancy basically killed her off as a contender….who fucking breeds these days? fucking perverts, that’s who.

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