Elsa Hosk the Swedish basketball star turned Victoria’s Secret model because that’s just the natural progression of the female Swedish Basketball team…because they’re hot and not those WNBA “girls”…does the WNBA still exist….I feel like at one time they were doing hormone testing on the star players to make sure they were genetically female but that could have just been a rumor based on seeing what looked like balls in their shorts…

I feel like the Swedish team is more something to jack off to, you know fetish videos, the way all female sports should be, the whole athleticism is about as exciting as watching high school dudes participate in the sport, because that’s about the level their at, so without being able to jerk off to them while doing the sport…what’s the point of watching it at all…

I also feel like Elsa Hosk, in missing the basketball life, grew her own basketballs to fill her bikini top, because her mom tits are large…

Elsa Hosk is the Candice Swanepoel VS replacement and I like her…even though I can’t speak to whether her mom pussy is still functional, in one piece or a blown out mess…but the truth is, I couldn’t speak to that before she reproduced like some psychopath who doesn’t see the end of the world is near…how brave or stupid…

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Swedish Basketball star Elsa Hosk who somehow along the way became a Victoria’s Secret model is out in a one piece bathing suit showing off her hot post mom body, which I guess isn’t really accurate cuz her pussy tells a different story, one that stars with “ONCE A MOM”….and ends with “ALWAYS A MOM”….you can take restorative measures, like when your dad tried to rebuilt that vintage muscle car he got for cheap from a FLOOD…it looks the part but it’s still been through a flood…you like that car talk, pretty masculine of me…right…

Anyway, this is just proof that you don’t need to be a Victoria’s Secret model to bounce back from a pregnancy, anyone can do it, most don’t because they aren’t vain or millionaires because of their bodies…and those who do…don’t look this good…she looks good…

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Elsa Hosk is the Candice Swanepoel replacement at Victoria’s Secret, who was the same age as Candice Swanepoel, but was slower to get in with the brand, because she was busy playing Swedish Basketball, which sounds like a solid porno concept, or at least a solid place to get a job working as a fluffer…you know sucking those Swedish Female Basketball player clits to get them primed and ready for the layups…

Anyway, she’s been out there breeding, like Candice Swanpoel who she replaced, but her mom body, comes with MOM tits, but more importantly, not the mom body you’d expect a mom to have, because moms who aren’t models, are too into eating their feelings and depression for giving up on life to breed….and in this TERRIBLE fucking world full of idiots…it’s crazy….and so are these milk filled tits….

I’m not into moms or their blown out pussies….but this one gets a pass…

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I’ll just let this one simmer over here for a minute. Hosk, one of the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models of recent years, who I like to think was a replacement for Candice Swanepoel back when she was doing the whole breeding thing like a breeder who thinks she’s got the good GENES that need to be carried on in what I guess they don’t see as an STD, despite me seeing children as the WORST STD…AIDS is less evil on your soul even when it killed in the 90s…

But yeah, Hosk has followed Candice’s lead, since they are the same age and I guess all her SWEDISH basketball dreams of being a VS model came true, I mean she hit hard and later in life too, because she’s just that hot…..so she’s knocked up too….

So I’m assuming she did a Q&A or an Ask Me Anything on instagram where someone said something like “BITCH, BABIES RUIN CUNTS, WHY YOU GETTING PREGNANT”….to which she wrote some aspirational shit, seeing as she’s always been hot and fit her entire life, and being a fat blown out mom pussy was never a real concern, you know she is confidence she’ll bounce back, even if her pussy doesn’t…and I like to think no matter how good a mom looks, she’s still a fucking mom…tainted….

I also assume she’ll bounce back from her pregnancy, even though the whole pregnancy basically killed her off as a contender….who fucking breeds these days? fucking perverts, that’s who.

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All these bitches getting pregnant during Quarantine….are either “modelling industry is dead”…or “now is as good a time as any to not get an abortion”….you know it’s a global pandemic plus in this era the kids are something you can exploit along with yourself to get all those brand deals in….nothing like being a mom to open up a whole new market of influencer ads on instagram because you can’t just be some hot slut guys jerk off to forever, you gotta strap down and get serious or some bullshit…especially now that fat girls, actual celebs and other retards of various degrees of retard are getting all the work because brands want to avoid the over sexualized, unrealistic body image girls the masses hate becuase they are jealous….

So if you’re a Victoria’s Secret model and you’re bored because there are no luxury events and you’re stuck hanging around….getting cummed in is just what people do…breeder fetish shit the way nature intended…I mean all dudes like cumming in girls if there’s no risk of baby making….only to hit the bullseye in a “If it happens, it happens and I won’t be getting it sucked out of me, because COVID, even though I still get my face injections”….

Point being, Pregnancy is fucking gross, especially in this era of the end of the world is near, how could you be so selfish to bring more people to an overp olulated world that is going to implode, you narcissistic fuck looking to regenerate or keep your genes going because you’re just that into yourself…you Selfish fuck….

So I never see pregnant girls as hot, I don’t see a glow…I see a parasite, like horror movie parasite trying to ruin the bitch, her vagina and life…RUN…..RUN…>>RUN!!

The worst horror movie…pregnancy…so here’s a pregnant underwear model on the beach in a bikini, which seems wrong on all levels and it’s all pretty gross for people disgusted by breeding like me.

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Earlier today, I did a horrible new feature, because as I’ve been told numerous times, I am my own worst enemy and that I am into self destructing, which is true….the highlight of my blogging career was seeing twitter followers do a mass exodus when live blogging Michael Jackson’s funeral…it was a long time ago, but I’ve been doing this a long time…and that was my peak…

Anyway, that new feature is MILK FILLED TITTIES where women take pics of their lactating / milk filled / pregnancy or post pregnancy boobs for the weirdos who get off to milk filled tits, in what I assume is an attempt to feel hot or sexual after their husband or baby daddy runs from their pregnancy as pregnancy is fucking gross…THERE IS A PARASITE INSIDE YOU BITCH….

Anyway, Elsa Hosk is pregnant, she released some lame ass pregnancy pics she shot with her high end fashion photographers, because she doesn’t rely on the mall photographer who does Boudoir shots for her instagram feed like all the middle of the road parents you’ve seen and probably know with their own lame ass pregnant photos….you know topless mom and topless dad under the apple treee or some shit hugging…get the fuck out of here you SIMP fuck for being so WHIPPED that there’s photographic evidence of your balls after they were removed…

ANYWAY…I don’t know how current these HOSK pics are since you can’t see her child leaching off her body before it eventually destroys her fucking body…but she’s one of the hottest models around so less visible baby the better…

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There’s little I hate more than these girls who are overly excited about being. knocked up, it’s not really this special or amazing thing, if anything it fucking sucks the life out of you and destroys your pussy and oftentimes body in the process, it’s not some rewarding thing, especially not in this era of the end of the world, like you got knocked up, who gives a fuck, a dude came in you, real fucking skill involved in that, I mean that’s why half retards and really full retards make babies….I remember when I stocked shelves at a shitty pharmacy for at least 2 years…there was at least one full retard who came in knocked up…because even she knew how to take a load the wrong way….

The point is….with girls overly excited about their unimpressive pregnancy…comes obnoxious dramatic photoshoots for them to document their transformation as a parasite leaches off them…some alien shit…

So girls, who aren’t models like Elsa Hosk, who for the record is the kind of pregnant girl you’d want to fuck, even if she was 9 months along, dilated, after her water broke….becasue if you look at her you’ll understand…that even a pregnancy disgust like I have wouldn’t overpower the allure of that soon to be mangled, at least for a month or two, twat..

But yeah, dramatic “we’re pregnant” shit is lamer than gender reveal parties…no one cares about your irresponsible, strain on society since we’re already overpopulated, selfish and narcissistic bullshit…

However, Elsa Hosk is a babe.

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Elsa Hosk is officially pregnant, which makes sense, since she’s probably around 30, has been in quarantine, and people fuck….plus if you’re fucking Elsa Hosk, you aren’t pulling out, that would be criminal….not to mention she’s pretty much achieved far more than she probably expected as a Swedish Basketball player, her first career…so…there’s that…anyway she just posted THESE Pics fucking up my Story Book reading flow….

NOW BACK TO ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING:

Elsa Hosk is amazing, the hottest of the VS girls and this is her tapping into those fantasies of you man-child types out there who just crave to have a woman take care of them in ways their mom did, like little pussy momma boys, or the way their mom didn’t because she was on crack the whole time and that’s why you’re the way you are, that shit gets passed between the placenta and makes some fucking crack baby losers….but look how far you’ve come…being on here reading this…like a real hero of society….not degenerate at all…

So this is the bedtime story being read not red just pronounded red by the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret girls, straight from Sweden who are no longer in a pandemic thanks to not being pussies scared of a bootleg flu….some bedtime story fantasy for the bed time story fetishists….

Now, Swedes typically speak English well, so I guess she could actually be reading this J.D. Salinger, maybe she saw the documentary I recently watched on Amazon about Salinger where they show footage of him outside his house in New Hampshire after the “Catcher in the Rye” author became a reclusive outside the big city where he lived his life….or maybe she’s just a basic and trying to catch up on High School reading material since they read VIKING novels in Nordic countries, not disinfranchised anti-heroes….who knows…or cares…she’s a babe even with baby inside her slutty cummed inside womb.

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I know how pathetic it is for a dude to post up a very boring cleavage selfie of a hot Victoria’s Secret model, who may be the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret Model…

It’s on some incel level of pathetic, because it’s just fucking cleavage…but there’s a reason she’s posting her cleavage, clearly she wants you to see her cleavage, she definitely doesn’t think her cleavage pic is shit, or she wouldn’t post it, and I figure the cleavage itself isn’t enough to jack off to, or celebrate unless you’re a real fucking Elsa Hosk fan….but it could be the gateway to you googling all the nude shit she’s done, because all these models do nude shit….

So, I have no real issue reposting this shit, I’m not trying to impress anyone or come across any less pathetic than I am….my exitence and legacy is this site…I mean I get it….but I do sometimes think “really, a cleavage pic, you’re going to run with this, damn you’re lame”…but that’s all part of the self hatred and disappointment in all I’ve achieved posting pics these women take of themselves…

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Elsa Hosk is the hottest Swedish Basketball player turned Victoria’s Secret model late in the game because she’s just that good….they took her in at 27 years old which is when most models are planning which rich guy to get knocked up by so they can maintain the life of luxury, knowing that each year that gets closer and past 30 will degrade the net worth of set man, or at least degrade his value as a whole…meaning they may still get a rich as fuck dude, but he’ll likely be an old rich as fuck dude, because the young rich as fuck dudes are with the younger version…you get what I amsaying here, and that is that Elsa Hosk is pretty much the hottest model out there right now, at least while I’m looking at her pics and this is what she’s up to with the nipple discoloration shining through…the way nature intended….for those who don’t have GHOST NIPS.

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