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2020

27

Oct

Elsa Hosk Pregnant on the Beach “Erotica” of the Day

All these bitches getting pregnant during Quarantine….are either “modelling industry is dead”…or “now is as good a time as any to not get an abortion”….you know it’s a global pandemic plus in this era the kids are something you can exploit along with yourself to get all those brand deals in….nothing like being a mom to open up a whole new market of influencer ads on instagram because you can’t just be some hot slut guys jerk off to forever, you gotta strap down and get serious or some bullshit…especially now that fat girls, actual celebs and other retards of various degrees of retard are getting all the work because brands want to avoid the over sexualized, unrealistic body image girls the masses hate becuase they are jealous….

So if you’re a Victoria’s Secret model and you’re bored because there are no luxury events and you’re stuck hanging around….getting cummed in is just what people do…breeder fetish shit the way nature intended…I mean all dudes like cumming in girls if there’s no risk of baby making….only to hit the bullseye in a “If it happens, it happens and I won’t be getting it sucked out of me, because COVID, even though I still get my face injections”….

Point being, Pregnancy is fucking gross, especially in this era of the end of the world is near, how could you be so selfish to bring more people to an overp olulated world that is going to implode, you narcissistic fuck looking to regenerate or keep your genes going because you’re just that into yourself…you Selfish fuck….

So I never see pregnant girls as hot, I don’t see a glow…I see a parasite, like horror movie parasite trying to ruin the bitch, her vagina and life…RUN…..RUN…>>RUN!!

The worst horror movie…pregnancy…so here’s a pregnant underwear model on the beach in a bikini, which seems wrong on all levels and it’s all pretty gross for people disgusted by breeding like me.

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2020

26

Oct

Elsa Hosk Pregnancy Tits of the Day

Elsa Hosk Topless

Earlier today, I did a horrible new feature, because as I’ve been told numerous times, I am my own worst enemy and that I am into self destructing, which is true….the highlight of my blogging career was seeing twitter followers do a mass exodus when live blogging Michael Jackson’s funeral…it was a long time ago, but I’ve been doing this a long time…and that was my peak…

Anyway, that new feature is MILK FILLED TITTIES where women take pics of their lactating / milk filled / pregnancy or post pregnancy boobs for the weirdos who get off to milk filled tits, in what I assume is an attempt to feel hot or sexual after their husband or baby daddy runs from their pregnancy as pregnancy is fucking gross…THERE IS A PARASITE INSIDE YOU BITCH….

Anyway, Elsa Hosk is pregnant, she released some lame ass pregnancy pics she shot with her high end fashion photographers, because she doesn’t rely on the mall photographer who does Boudoir shots for her instagram feed like all the middle of the road parents you’ve seen and probably know with their own lame ass pregnant photos….you know topless mom and topless dad under the apple treee or some shit hugging…get the fuck out of here you SIMP fuck for being so WHIPPED that there’s photographic evidence of your balls after they were removed…

ANYWAY…I don’t know how current these HOSK pics are since you can’t see her child leaching off her body before it eventually destroys her fucking body…but she’s one of the hottest models around so less visible baby the better…

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2020

12

Oct

Elsa Hosk Still Pregnant of the Day

Elsa Hosk Pregnant

There’s little I hate more than these girls who are overly excited about being. knocked up, it’s not really this special or amazing thing, if anything it fucking sucks the life out of you and destroys your pussy and oftentimes body in the process, it’s not some rewarding thing, especially not in this era of the end of the world, like you got knocked up, who gives a fuck, a dude came in you, real fucking skill involved in that, I mean that’s why half retards and really full retards make babies….I remember when I stocked shelves at a shitty pharmacy for at least 2 years…there was at least one full retard who came in knocked up…because even she knew how to take a load the wrong way….

The point is….with girls overly excited about their unimpressive pregnancy…comes obnoxious dramatic photoshoots for them to document their transformation as a parasite leaches off them…some alien shit…

So girls, who aren’t models like Elsa Hosk, who for the record is the kind of pregnant girl you’d want to fuck, even if she was 9 months along, dilated, after her water broke….becasue if you look at her you’ll understand…that even a pregnancy disgust like I have wouldn’t overpower the allure of that soon to be mangled, at least for a month or two, twat..

But yeah, dramatic “we’re pregnant” shit is lamer than gender reveal parties…no one cares about your irresponsible, strain on society since we’re already overpopulated, selfish and narcissistic bullshit…

However, Elsa Hosk is a babe.

Elsa Hosk Pregnant

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2020

29

Sep

Elsa Hosk is Naked and Pregnant and Reading of the Day

Elsa Hosk Reading

Elsa Hosk is officially pregnant, which makes sense, since she’s probably around 30, has been in quarantine, and people fuck….plus if you’re fucking Elsa Hosk, you aren’t pulling out, that would be criminal….not to mention she’s pretty much achieved far more than she probably expected as a Swedish Basketball player, her first career…so…there’s that…anyway she just posted THESE Pics fucking up my Story Book reading flow….

NOW BACK TO ORIGINAL PROGRAMMING:

Elsa Hosk is amazing, the hottest of the VS girls and this is her tapping into those fantasies of you man-child types out there who just crave to have a woman take care of them in ways their mom did, like little pussy momma boys, or the way their mom didn’t because she was on crack the whole time and that’s why you’re the way you are, that shit gets passed between the placenta and makes some fucking crack baby losers….but look how far you’ve come…being on here reading this…like a real hero of society….not degenerate at all…

So this is the bedtime story being read not red just pronounded red by the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret girls, straight from Sweden who are no longer in a pandemic thanks to not being pussies scared of a bootleg flu….some bedtime story fantasy for the bed time story fetishists….

Now, Swedes typically speak English well, so I guess she could actually be reading this J.D. Salinger, maybe she saw the documentary I recently watched on Amazon about Salinger where they show footage of him outside his house in New Hampshire after the “Catcher in the Rye” author became a reclusive outside the big city where he lived his life….or maybe she’s just a basic and trying to catch up on High School reading material since they read VIKING novels in Nordic countries, not disinfranchised anti-heroes….who knows…or cares…she’s a babe even with baby inside her slutty cummed inside womb.

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2020

23

Sep

Elsa Hosk – Cleavage Shot of the Day

I know how pathetic it is for a dude to post up a very boring cleavage selfie of a hot Victoria’s Secret model, who may be the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret Model…

It’s on some incel level of pathetic, because it’s just fucking cleavage…but there’s a reason she’s posting her cleavage, clearly she wants you to see her cleavage, she definitely doesn’t think her cleavage pic is shit, or she wouldn’t post it, and I figure the cleavage itself isn’t enough to jack off to, or celebrate unless you’re a real fucking Elsa Hosk fan….but it could be the gateway to you googling all the nude shit she’s done, because all these models do nude shit….

So, I have no real issue reposting this shit, I’m not trying to impress anyone or come across any less pathetic than I am….my exitence and legacy is this site…I mean I get it….but I do sometimes think “really, a cleavage pic, you’re going to run with this, damn you’re lame”…but that’s all part of the self hatred and disappointment in all I’ve achieved posting pics these women take of themselves…

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2020

24

Aug

Elsa Hosk Dark Nips of the Day

Elsa Hosk is the hottest Swedish Basketball player turned Victoria’s Secret model late in the game because she’s just that good….they took her in at 27 years old which is when most models are planning which rich guy to get knocked up by so they can maintain the life of luxury, knowing that each year that gets closer and past 30 will degrade the net worth of set man, or at least degrade his value as a whole…meaning they may still get a rich as fuck dude, but he’ll likely be an old rich as fuck dude, because the young rich as fuck dudes are with the younger version…you get what I amsaying here, and that is that Elsa Hosk is pretty much the hottest model out there right now, at least while I’m looking at her pics and this is what she’s up to with the nipple discoloration shining through…the way nature intended….for those who don’t have GHOST NIPS.




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2020

18

Aug

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipple

Elsa Hosk is the number 1 model out there, possibly still working for the evil empire that is Victoria’s Secret, with their human trafficking ring that they present to us as “Angels” randomly selected by all these international locations, only to be a little more suspicious when you find out that the billionaire owner of the brand accounted for 80 percent of Epstein’s wealth, you kind of have to wonder a little bit about the intention of the soon to be bankrupt mall brand made in China because they don’t care about America, but they do care about Americans buying their overpriced shit….but none of that can tarnish the 30 year old Swedish basketball player turned model because she’s fucking great and this is her hard nipple.

Elsa Hosk Hard Nipple


Elsa Hosk Bikini

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2020

04

Aug

Elsa Hosk is Still Hot of the Day

I am glad that Elsa Hosk made the cut before Victoria’s Secret imploded for being misogynistic women abusing assholes who make far too much money off their made in China panties, because they were masterful marketers that tricked the retard mainstream into thinking they were hot, or quality or whatever….mall brand shit…for mall brand people….

Because now that the brand is basically dead in the water, struggling to survive during covid, and really before covid, because no one gave a fuck about Victoria’s Secret or even their models or infomercial fashion show…..especially after they discovered the brand funded Epstein’s human trafficking island….just a lot of fucking fails because you can’t stay on top forever…..unless you’re a sugar baby working it for that rent money…which I guess Victoria’s Secret wasn’t….they were more the sugar daddies..

Anyway, the Swedish pro basketball player got in, replaced Swanepoel, looked better than Swanepoel, supported the Swedish approach to COVID…Ikea, Volvo and whatever the fuck else Swedes do besides hot women and good design..

So she got that VS hype that women crave and now she’s just some hot bitch that miked all the press that came from the brand…ready to take slutty pics to keep the momentum going…and the best thing about her is that she’s like 30 years old and still killing it…so don’t give up on your dreams girls we’ll always be here to stare at your titties.

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2020

28

Jul

Elsa Hosk Nipples of the Day

Elsa Hosk Harpers Nipples

I may have already posted these pics of Elsa Hosk’s tits, but since she’s my favorite Victoria’s Secret model, not that that’s saying much because I generally hate everything and think it’s all just a bunch of sex worker bullshit…which it is…

But sometimes, very fucking rarely, but sometimes hot pussy slips through the cracks and manage to not be overly offensive with their narcissism and entitlement….and just role with being hot in pictures, realize it’s a lottery win and barely work and maybe even think the whole thing is a silly joke because of the way they look.

That’s not to say Elsa Hosk hasn’t let it get to her head, I’m sure she’s a horrible person, but since I don’t do social media, and haven’t seen her say or do dumb shit, I just assume she’s just living the hot life which is something you can’t hate on….cuz if you weren’t a troll fuck, you’d do the same.

What I am trying to say is that Victoria’s Secret may be going broke, but she snuck through the cracks to get that branded stamp of promo model approval so people know she’s not just an influencer faking the whole model thing, but rather legit….cuz there’s nothing worse than these people who have decided they are worth of being models and doing the instagram thing…making some money and acting like they are top models because 1,000,000 people follow them….

Elsa Hosk only made 3 obligatory “Black Lives Matter” posts so the people don’t think she’s racist, then went back to her self promotion, which I can appreciate.

Not to mention, I’m old school and like when hot pussy is brought to me from the media or brands, rather than social media and themselves self promoting…even though Elsa Hosk is killing it on social media also, I’m sure.

Point being, this 30 year old Promo Model is a babe and she’s out here hustling to get more famous…tits out….people are noticing, she’s repped by CAA and will probably hop into movies because acting is a joke and easy to fake…and we’ll have Elsa Hosk the next decade into her 40s, being that old hot mom model people seem to like jerking off to, at least based on all these 30-50 year old women in bikini selfies getting hype.

Elsa Hosk Harpers Nipples

Here’s a couple pics of her face…because why not…better to fantasize about giving her a facial….since you know it’ll probably never happy, not even with a desperate street whore, even though all these girls grew up on porn and the facial is the finishing fucking move…so many girls are still so uptight about it but lucky for you, you’ve got that color printer and that laminator that allows you to cum on her face DAILY….take that ELSA HOSK…it’s called a CUM TRIBUTE – as if she didn’t know…

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2020

22

Jul

Elsa Hosk’s See Through of the Day

The most shocking thing that has happened today is that I saw these pics this morning and totally forgot to post them, I mean I don’t post 99 percent of the trash I see on the internet in any given day, even stuff that would help propel the site to being on the forefront of pop culture and relevance…but I am a legitimate fan of Elsa Hosk, a believer that she is the hottest Victoria’s Secret has ever produced. I am was a fan when she first replaced Candice Swanepoel as the hot new blonde, then I found out she was Swedish and previously a pro basketball player in some Swedish women’s league that I assume is just the title of a porn seres….”Swedish Women Basketpall Player 14 – FEEL THE MEATBALLS”….you get what I am saying here….and that is that she’s great….so there’s not excuse for me not giving her tits the credit they deserve when she’s out there showing us her tits….I mean besides that I am a drunken degenerate diabetic with hemorrhoids married to an obese woman who hates the internet, computers and the website I update everyday of my life like it is some sort of punishment for being an asshole all these years…and I don’t actually give a fuck that some VS model is showing her fucking tits, whether she’s hot or not, it’s all interchangeable and boring….obvious, pedestrian, basic, lame…I mean people need to start PUSHING envelopes, a see through bra, get the fuck out of here, even Miley Cyrus, a fucking Disney kid was edgier and more interesting…get it together ELSA…you ONE job is to be ON CAMERA…make it fucking count…and show us the butthole.

Here she is showing off some boots.

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