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2020

02

Dec

Elsa Hosk’s Famous Last Words of the Day

I’ll just let this one simmer over here for a minute. Hosk, one of the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models of recent years, who I like to think was a replacement for Candice Swanepoel back when she was doing the whole breeding thing like a breeder who thinks she’s got the good GENES that need to be carried on in what I guess they don’t see as an STD, despite me seeing children as the WORST STD…AIDS is less evil on your soul even when it killed in the 90s…

But yeah, Hosk has followed Candice’s lead, since they are the same age and I guess all her SWEDISH basketball dreams of being a VS model came true, I mean she hit hard and later in life too, because she’s just that hot…..so she’s knocked up too….

So I’m assuming she did a Q&A or an Ask Me Anything on instagram where someone said something like “BITCH, BABIES RUIN CUNTS, WHY YOU GETTING PREGNANT”….to which she wrote some aspirational shit, seeing as she’s always been hot and fit her entire life, and being a fat blown out mom pussy was never a real concern, you know she is confidence she’ll bounce back, even if her pussy doesn’t…and I like to think no matter how good a mom looks, she’s still a fucking mom…tainted….

I also assume she’ll bounce back from her pregnancy, even though the whole pregnancy basically killed her off as a contender….who fucking breeds these days? fucking perverts, that’s who.

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