Elsa Hosk, created by the good perverts at Victoria’s Secret, who can call herself an ANGEL, which is still a big part of the brand’s marketing. She is basically a “celebrity” model and rich thanks to the evil sweatshop owning brand that financed Epstein according to many reports and she deserves it because she looks like this.

She was brought on as Candice Swanepoel’s replacement, who I call Candice-SWINE-POO-WHO? after staring long enough at Elsa Hosk who is just substantially better. It must be funny being a hot celebrated model like Candice, who likely had an ego, realizing there’s better out there and she can’t even use the “well she’s younger” excuse cuz they are the same age. HILARIOUS. Model Drama (that I just invented in my head).

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Elsa Hosk is pretty fucking hot.

I totally approve of her titty dress for all NEW YEARS EVE celebrations, not that this is what this is about, but it’s good.

She’s some Swedish slutty basketball player who for some reason was able to make it as a promo model for the sexual predator funding mall brand VICTORIA’S SECRET, who I like to remind everyone accounted for the majority of Jeff Epstein’s perverted wealth…and she got her start later in life, you know since she was so committed to the Basketball thing…but at like 25 the brand came at her looking for a Candice Replacement because Candice was breeding multiple babies…and basically this one replaced that one…deservingly…despite being the same age. Funny model dynamics.

I like what is going on here, maybe it’s the fact that I think I can see her nipples, while she’s rolling around on the floor all vulnerable giving the photographer some dick sucking face…or is it “cum on my face” face…I don’t know but it’s got the same effect on me.

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I am thankful that ELSA HOSK photoshopped pics are our version of Elsa Hosk…because Elsa Hosk in the morning unfiltered, not made-up, could go either way.

The dramatic posing sluttiest of the VS models, who despite being the same age as CANDICE SWANEPOEL feels like the new whiteness to their dated business model….and I think she’s one of the hottest…but I have a feeling the Real Elsa Hosk…is a disappointment…so keep on the photoshopped lie…it’s the best thing the internet has to offer dudes like us who are just here looking for tits to stare at…uninterested in what is actual “Real” cuz we know “real” is gross…

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Elsa Hosk is a great find from the evil perverts at Victoria’s Secret. It’s just too bad that she’s almost 30. It’s like she only started modeling at 25 and it’s all down hill from there. We missed out on her golden years…but at least she still looks good.

Take it in, because Victoria’s Secret is fucking struggling hard. They are running out of money, no one is buying their overpriced shit made in china now put it on your cunt products. They got slammed for financing Epstein. Slammed for saying they don’t want trans models. Slammed for saying they don’t want fat models….but guess what…cancel culture one and VS is trying to get uncancelled and they just booked some fat ugly girl as their model and you know the rest of the hires will be fat girls…like a DOVE soap campaign…or a bad parody I wanted to execute before is became actual reality….of fat, mutant, old, ugly, diseased, amputee girls being used as models…

So take it in, she may be last generation of thin, tall, hot…the only thing VS had going onthat was good.

More from IG of her being hot..

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Elsa Hosk is one of the more important Victoria’s Secret model in terms of TOP 10 LISTS that dictate what is actually important according to no scientific evidence or research and strictly a matter of opinion…yet people still flock to TOP 10 lists the lowest form of clickbait for the rankings…

She’s the Swedish Basketball star who stripped down for the evil brand….and who replaced Candice Swanepoel…she’s one we assume is new because she hasn’t been on their ROSTER that long…but she is still the same age as Candice, which is retirement aged by all model standards….so take in her toplessness we’ve all seen before….before it is too late and she’s like a fat Adriana Lima out there half naked because she still has fans…because as of now she still looks good, not overdone with the muppet face injections – but she will be…you’ll see.

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Elsa Hosk is good enough to look at in some bullshit pictures, where she is posing like an asshole, cuz posing in this era of curated reality, is lame…..

She was some Swedish Athlete playing for some GIRL team because she’s not trans, only to replaced by the dudes who never went pro in their sport, because they’ve decided they are trans and the world, instead of taking an OLD WORLD approach and slapping them across the face saying, “You wanna be a bitch, I’ll treat you like a bitch”…we pander to them….

Look at her now, near 30…posing with her bathing suit jacked up her cunt…for no reason other than to show you her crotch. Nice girl…the IKEA of pussy. Practical, Convenient but probably not so low cost….

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When a professional female basketball player on the the Swedish Ladies fetish Basketball league, decided to become a Victoria’s Secret model when her Basketball career wasn’t paying the bills, despite all the dollars the fans in their IKEA chairs threw at her, Elsa Hosk and her bikini pics for social media are a nice reminder of the drive and hard work it takes to become top of her game….in both sport and getting naked on the internet to sell mall brand bras in an era no girls wear bras….and all that requires is not getting fat, but getting half naked.

Here she is in some fashion thing with Canadian model JESSICA STAM, who was DISCOVERED in a Tim Hortons.. Fact..

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Elsa Hosk the near 30 year old Swedish model who was basically created by Victoria’s Secret when they found her playing a game of hoops in the park with other Swedish models, practicing for the Swedish women’s basketball league…

They brought her to America, they had her nude modeling before acting like they found her…..she was the understudy to Candice Swanepoel, her replacement when she got pregnant…you know a scab, or a temp but who has now managed to replace her….because she didn’t have kids and is way fucking hotter despite being the same age….kids ruin you and Elsa’s career is proof….

She’s great.

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