Elsa Hosk definitely has that IG body, IG Face vibe going.

You know a little on the muppet side of things, big lips, big cheeks that could be injected with fillers, could be a filter on IG, could be some photoshop of herself to give this illusion, I mean there is no way Victoria’s Secret and their evil pervert army that helped finance Epstein didn’t photoshop every image we’ve seen of her when they were creating her, plus she’s old as shit, 30 or something, meaning she needs to fill that face up so people don’t realize how old she is….

BUT THAT DOESN’T CHANGE the fact that she’s still one of the hottest of the VS Angels who helped finance Epstein, one titty shoot at a time…..

The Swedish B-Ball playing whore…looks good in this selfie..even if all these bitches are being turned into photoshopped weirdo robots that all look the fucking same…

Some happen to be MUCH better at it than others…

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Elsa Hosk is in Tokyo doing her best impressions of sushi, whatever that means….or maybe she’s doing her best impression of some babe who must have come in contact with some radioactive material after a Nuclear plant melted down like it was Chernobyl, because she can’t be human

You see, I leave the house as rarely as possible, but when I do, I never encounter anything that remotely resembles this, so the only logical explanation is that she’s either a simulation, some A.I. computer rendered woman or that she’s a freak of nature who won at the freak of nature because her freak of nature is being hot rather than being some sort of flipper baby with no limbs…or whatever else constitutes a freak of nature….

What I am saying is – she looks good.

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Elsa Hosk, created by the good perverts at Victoria’s Secret, who can call herself an ANGEL, which is still a big part of the brand’s marketing. She is basically a “celebrity” model and rich thanks to the evil sweatshop owning brand that financed Epstein according to many reports and she deserves it because she looks like this.

She was brought on as Candice Swanepoel’s replacement, who I call Candice-SWINE-POO-WHO? after staring long enough at Elsa Hosk who is just substantially better. It must be funny being a hot celebrated model like Candice, who likely had an ego, realizing there’s better out there and she can’t even use the “well she’s younger” excuse cuz they are the same age. HILARIOUS. Model Drama (that I just invented in my head).

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Elsa Hosk is pretty fucking hot.

I totally approve of her titty dress for all NEW YEARS EVE celebrations, not that this is what this is about, but it’s good.

She’s some Swedish slutty basketball player who for some reason was able to make it as a promo model for the sexual predator funding mall brand VICTORIA’S SECRET, who I like to remind everyone accounted for the majority of Jeff Epstein’s perverted wealth…and she got her start later in life, you know since she was so committed to the Basketball thing…but at like 25 the brand came at her looking for a Candice Replacement because Candice was breeding multiple babies…and basically this one replaced that one…deservingly…despite being the same age. Funny model dynamics.

I like what is going on here, maybe it’s the fact that I think I can see her nipples, while she’s rolling around on the floor all vulnerable giving the photographer some dick sucking face…or is it “cum on my face” face…I don’t know but it’s got the same effect on me.

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I am thankful that ELSA HOSK photoshopped pics are our version of Elsa Hosk…because Elsa Hosk in the morning unfiltered, not made-up, could go either way.

The dramatic posing sluttiest of the VS models, who despite being the same age as CANDICE SWANEPOEL feels like the new whiteness to their dated business model….and I think she’s one of the hottest…but I have a feeling the Real Elsa Hosk…is a disappointment…so keep on the photoshopped lie…it’s the best thing the internet has to offer dudes like us who are just here looking for tits to stare at…uninterested in what is actual “Real” cuz we know “real” is gross…

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Elsa Hosk is a great find from the evil perverts at Victoria’s Secret. It’s just too bad that she’s almost 30. It’s like she only started modeling at 25 and it’s all down hill from there. We missed out on her golden years…but at least she still looks good.

Take it in, because Victoria’s Secret is fucking struggling hard. They are running out of money, no one is buying their overpriced shit made in china now put it on your cunt products. They got slammed for financing Epstein. Slammed for saying they don’t want trans models. Slammed for saying they don’t want fat models….but guess what…cancel culture one and VS is trying to get uncancelled and they just booked some fat ugly girl as their model and you know the rest of the hires will be fat girls…like a DOVE soap campaign…or a bad parody I wanted to execute before is became actual reality….of fat, mutant, old, ugly, diseased, amputee girls being used as models…

So take it in, she may be last generation of thin, tall, hot…the only thing VS had going onthat was good.

More from IG of her being hot..

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